Hi (ruby/puppy here)

Claw my eyes out puppy

*hangs you by the tail* eh.. look more like a dog to me.

*picks up* what even are you? A dog Billie eilish ripoff?

Are you crying black eyeliner-

*let's smile go with a click of my finger*

*nukes*

*stabs in chest, rips out throat, destroys skull, rips out eyeballs, stabbed organs and cuts short and long intestines in half*

Ugh

How the fuck us the dumb fuck still alive (/j)

Hello
See if you can remember who I am:D

Ive lost three cats, 33 rabbits, 56 guinea pigs, two birds, a dog and too many others

M mmmm, m mm m mmmmmmmmm (i know, i am a microwave

Have*

I think I did.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

I'm not sureu really fell out a fucking window.
Look at that window compared to the body
You wouldn't be falling that way

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Idk if I believe u or no

That can't be real, you would post this if that rlly happened, and u would be bleeding to death