Губка Боб чертовски сосет, черт возьми

I may have to go to war with USSR so...help please?

ах, дерьмо, вот и мы снова ...

сынок ... сколько гребаных округов ... ты, бля ... захватил ...

Son, how many countries have you took over

Your diameter is now 60,000,000 miles, much bigger than earth itself

Your not

Compared to the sendot system Russia's tiny

See, I didn't make u a log

I won't make you a log

Kewl I'm eleven

Ik
Wanna be better than him?

Want to be bigger and stronger than my disloyal son

Im a whole galaxy kiddo

I'm at least ten times your size at my minimum

Your tiny

*sends everyone in the sendot system to help* Mate even though you murder attempts won't stop my help.

I forgot to say the globglogabgalab system is full of globglogabgalabs and it's hotter than ten sentillion times the heat of the sun so... Bye kiddo

*Floats back up* funny prank, my turn *throughs you into the globglogabgalab galaxy

:D