dad i set a house on fire

u were alive all of a sudden

🤯

this shit is overused

bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed

ayo what

power

i almost got caught having sex with my pillow

dangit

Rat

Penis

idk

Some1 hack

Because satan is on his way down town

Aughhh

pron art🥴

yeah i had that when i was a teensy weensy baby

it says if ur circumcision is done u become a MAN

im a MAN

bow down to the MAN

i cant even post shit no more

lets make a nuke and bomb the whole entire ohio stat!!!!!1!!

brother

taht is genius woweee!!!

dad can i commit homicide in an orphanage