You are illegally artistic! Jesus Christ!

Also, 669 comments 😏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her birthday is soon:D

I ain't at America yet. Getting on the plane to morrow

Anus is scientific for butt-

10:30 am: Google: how to breake a Nokia
10:34 am: Google: how to get another nuclear bomb, as my last one broke

Sorry
"Anus grabbing whales"

Kewl

What's "ass grabbing whales" in Spanish

You remember my sister right?

Hola❤️

Yup

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Yes m8!!

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

And I thought Nokias were bricks.

I'm also a spy for the USA. Although not for the government. For anyone who wants information. An African American woman is paying 300k if I get more info on the Soviet Unions progress in the nuclear power

F**k. Damnit. Sh** my sisters gonna murder me.

Ikr! My Nokia Samsung thingamabobamajig it's battery is so slow going down, yet one hour to get to 100. My Chromebook takes 3½ hours to fully charge!

No:( I love the USA:)