You think this is funny!?

Poyoland Jr. "I have the knife now!"

Poyoland: "AHHH!!! F**K, IT BURNS!!!"
Poyoland Jr.: "(Gasps!) DADDY!😭"
Poyoland Jr.: "Grr!😡 You meanie! You hurt my father! (Pushes Thomas, the knife drops off Thomas."

Poyoland Jr: "Oh, really? Well I have to see f- Oh, crap he does. (Runs to Poyoland.)"
Poyoland: "ANDY! COME BACK! THOMAS HAS A KNIFE!!!"

Poyoland: "OH, CRAP! JUNIOR! GET OVER HERE!"
Poyoland Jr.: "(Gasps!) Why?"
Poyoland: "THOMAS HAS A KNIFE!!!"

Poyoland: "...Oh, God... I didn't know he was THAT crazy! Man... Evil Albania wasn't kidding... Uhh, Junior?"

Poyoland Jr.: "Oh, ok! (Hides somewhere.)"

Poyoland: "...And then what?😰

Poyoland Jr.: "Oooh! That sounds fun! Who's going to hide?"
Poyoland; "Oh, dear..."

Poyoland: "Oh, man... I never knew he was that mean..."

Poyoland Jr.: "What game do you want to play? I brought games with me!"

Poyoland: "Wha- Oh, God... Are you really that scared of Thomas?"

Poyoland Jr.: "Hey... Want to be friends?"

Poyoland: "Oh, alright! Also, could you help me out and tell Thomas not to take my soul or something?"

Poyoland: "Are you okay, Thomas? Your kind of creeping me out..."
Poyoland Jr.: "Daddy, I don't think this the time to be calm, now..."

Poyoland: "Alright, that's good to hear!"

Poyoland: "...Nah, I'm just messing with you!"
Poyoland Jr.: "😅"

Poyoland: "Why, hello there, Andy! How are you today?"

Poyoland: "I don't have a soul."
Poyoland Jr.: "😰"

Poyoland: "Why, hello there, little boy! What would you like to do today?"