Poyoland: "Well, do you try telling her that you don't like them?"

Poyoland: "...Then if you hate you children so much, why do you still have them?"

Poyoland: "Do you really hate your children that much?"

Poyoland: "Well, who's going to take your place when you die?"

Poyoland: "Because when I d- I mean pass away, my son will be the next one to take my place, including my other child! He will be the man of the house when I'm gone! But that's only when he gets older!"

Poyoland: "He is not a mistake. And yes, of course I want another child!"

Poyoland: "I might, but it's worth it!"

Poyoland: "Oh, I forgot..."

Poyoland: "...Ok, then, fine! Be that way..."

Poyoland: "Could you please just help me find a mother for my son?"

Poyoland: "I wasn't even thinking about your wife!"

He's even got sharp teeth...

Good morning!

What survey?

...That was actually a pretty good jumpscare, to be honest!

Don't worry, I have to go to school, too...😔

Poyoland: "Hey, can you help me find a mother for my son?"

Poyoland: "I don't want just another one of me... I want a special one to surprise my son!"

Ember: "...Hmm... I don't know... Maybe it's another Pikmin friend!"

Poyoland: "Hmm... I think my empire flag needs a little makeover!"