I DON'T WANT TO GET ARRESTED AGAIN ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??
*calls my good friend Doctor Top*
Doctor Top: *comes and cures u* that'll be 50 bucks
Top I don't have that kind of money are u insane *yeets top away*

OH FUCK

DON'T SUE ME

damn what is in these things *looks at the label*
are u allergic to carbonation?

you're fine

YES THE POWER OF THE LIQUID

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no
it helps
I promise

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh shit um *splashes the liquid on ur face*
*u stop melting* :D
that'll be 6 bucks

lol don't take free ice cream like ever lmao

ye

oh yeah sorry I accidentally took your wallet and may have used all your money sorry I'ma just *slowly hands you your wallet and runs*

and here's your complimentary the liquid bottle :) *gives u a bottle of the liquid*

W

GASP

JSGXFJSCU

^^

yeah I bought a factory so I can make MORE THE LIQUID >:)
also your credit card is out of money sooooo *gives it back*

fuck

BUY ONE THE LIQUID GET ONE 50% OFF