i can try

the entirety of a smut fanfiction (if you don't know, smut is basically just little to no context or plot and it's just either kissing or full on nsfw)

uhhhhh
Shoko Komi from Komi Can't Communicate has an OnlyFans /j

are you a popcicle? cus i wanna suck on you /j
(popcicle rizz)
THIS IS A JOKE I MADE FOR MY FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT RIZZ DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AGAIN, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY (also /j means joking if you didn't know)

AND THEY CANCELLED INSIDE JOB!!!! IT WAS LEFT ON A CLIFFHANGER AND THEY WERE LIKE "oh, this show isn't nearly as popular as the other shows, let's just never make a season 3 for this" LIKE WTF

Me:
screw it i'm consuming a pound of M&Ms

YOOO WAIT I WAS 10 HOURS LATE
imma be honest you look like you're about to kill someone but 👍

bro same

oh no... oh no no no no no! hatsune miku does NOT talk to british people! the only pounds i need are me pounding your MOM! sekaiiii de, ichiban ohime-sama~

no matter what i do fnaf follows me everywhere
(if i didn't get the reference right my excuse is that i'm kinda dumb)

omg wait you're back!? actually!?
welcome back

imma do this
wait do i just need to make a creepypasta or just remake what you drew..?

genuine question: why do you put everything in quotations? no offence, i just want to know

hell yeah

*dies cutely*

i mean yes it does give off "really cringe 6 year old kid that want to be a demon wolf cat hybrid princess" vibes ngl

*steals the tie (that you took from gabrielfeitob) from you and eats it*

dress up as herlock sholmes: https://pasteboard.co/xguUhefzR3NM.jpg
(without the crown, sorry this is the only file i could find of him on my computer rn)

piss

4 please!!