relatable
nah but my ass was so fucking shocked when i changed my pad for the first time 😭

damn...
if i had a nickel every time a cookie exploded and almost killed me, i would have about a dollar by now

*the cookie fucking explodes and ALMOST kills everyone*

i wanted to fucking combust in tears the second i read "porn," it just went downhill from there...

even better

reminds of when bubble pop electric was stuck in my head for 2 months :)

what about all the fanfic authors who only write smut

who the fuck is jello man

well i mean, if you don't mind i'll drink the oj with brain bits
i mean don't get me wrong, brain bits are good BY ITSELF

phew
i thought i was going to be drinking oj with brain bits :)

wait does oj have organs????

well shit, my a.a "fanart" isn't canonically accurate :(

OMG DINER AND DASHER!!!! I WAS JUST WONDERING IF IT WOULD GET UPDATED!!!!!!
so excited :D

nahhhhh i'm probably gonna say some goofy ass shit like "did you know..." and then i proceed to say the steps of how to commit a murder legally

<3

riptide and van zieks make me question my status as a lesbian

*fucking dies*

some kind of herlock sholmes shit 💀
why yes, my dear fellow! i shall enlighten you with stories of my newest case over a cup of tea, if you do mind 😊

WAIT NO-

art block :(
i usually just draw a.a being murdered in the most brutal ways possible, it's good gore practice /hj