(ok well I'll write it like and rp....
Drill Sargent: u were late gor drills this morning boy
???: sorry sir i could not miss the birth of Francis and i's love child....
Francis: hello *in cute voice*
Drill Sargent: Francis ir the enemy boy, you can't have a biologically impossible child with the enemy boy
???: but sir we named him after you!
Drill Sargent: you named him... John? *tear in eye* after me?
???: no we named him drill Sargent sir-)

(painl

(oh sad... I could write out what it says if u would like)
James: d.. Did we uh... *he looks at him red*

Max: hehehe otah! *hr gos and tickles stary*
Alagor: its ok.... *he gently lifts star higher so they can't reach him lol* why u here? Where Carlos 2 *he dosent know camilos name so he's just Carlos 2 lol*

*camilo holds rosa and clover worried*

(sadness)

(did u see it?)
James: mmm... *he takes the blanket off them both then outs it back on red* u.. Ur naked and i don't have any pants on.....

Max: oh yeahhhhh dat makes wots of sense u very very dmart jester!!
Alagor: kids... Stop now... *he growls louder* whoa- blueberry??? *he tilts his head*

Camilo: o.. Ok... *he gos*

Omg i must get clover to look

(this video is so funny: ihttps://youtube.com/shorts/uLZ-y4V4HQ8?si=fsEPrxrLg5EjHEAY)
*when they wake up lol*
James: mmmm... What happened last night..... Wjy am i in ur shirt?

Max: den if ur belly empty how'd it get so hugesssseeeeeee
Alagor: kids stop... *hes growling quitely* his belly not huge.....

*camilo has a panic attack lmaoooo)

Don't be sorry but i never get and of those pets nowwww

Mineee

*lol for a while and afterwards james is sleeping in Patrick's shirt cuddling him*

*yeah kids try lol*
Max: yrah dats weird... Are u sure thered not secretly a kitty in der?! Maybe hes hiding it so he can keep da kitty all to himself! *he squishes hid fave into jevils belly like he can see inside it if he dose that lol*

Camilo: w.. Where is he?! WHAT IF HES HURT OR LOST?!

Also random ma favourite animal is a chameleon... And lizards and hedgehogs and bears and ferrets... But my mum thinks lizards and hedgehogs are ugly ... We can't get a bear obviously and she says ferrets are ugly rat snakes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AHHHHHHHH MY CHILD

(me just listening to ma French playlist lol)
*he kisses back and pulks him onto the bed*

*alagor is looking at tjem like wtf*
Max: is it a hedgehog?! I want a hedging daddy!!! Whats in hr belly if it not a kitty ned daddy?! We gotta knowwwwww

*camilo gos out*
Camilo: what.. STARY?!

AHHHHHHH I WANT ONE HRIU3H8U3T4H8U4F3HIUHF4UF4H3UHFR PLEASE MAJE ME A CUTE CHUNKY PETT

Yeah.............

*he giggles and gets them the wine... And they basically both drink the whole bottle and get super drunk*
James: hehhehhedeeeeeeeeee... Ur.. D.. Fucking h.. Hot....

*alagor smiles and his tail wags gently*
Max: jester dats wude!!! Don't assume its a baby it could be uh.. A cat!!! *littlrally dosent care he basically implied hes fat*

Camilo: idk..

-evaporates-

Love u bro

James: no ur the handsome one... Do u wanna have some wine? Remember we got it from my sister as a house warming gift and its still just sitting there....

*alagor intwines his tail with jevil holding him close and smiling*
Max: i.. Oh yeahhhhh tahnk u daddy!!!
*he smiles giggling*

Camilo: mmm ok

Yeah... Thanks