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Dehydrated water: add water to activate (it’s just an empty can.)

I find it funny how dude would be towering over Briar and like, lean down while his neck muscles rear out of his neck and Briar is just like “Hiiiiiiiiii hello! It’s so nice to meet yooooouuu! ✨”

Oooon iiiiit 🏃‍♂️💨

How would either of them react if they met with my Oc Sonic123?

h̴̡̜̖͇͈̲̫̱͉̯͍̺̮͈͕͗̄͗͂̇͌́̏̕͜͝ë̶̛͍͙͇͕̣̩͓́̽͗̌͆̀̍̋̎̇͆͐̀͆͗͑̑̕̕̚͝͠a̵̢̧̢̬̱͍͖͉͙̠̹͔̯̱͇̠̫̮̰̳͍͍̱̗̣̼̥̖̫̞̭̝̯̱̓́̂͛͘ͅͅṛ̷̡̨̡̧̨̣̱̩͓̰̹͖̤̝͈͙̣͉͇̻̜͍̣̭̮̺̺̖̲̝̳̭̪̳̩̙̈̅̒̋̾̒̈́̆̂̅́̈́̓͌̾͒̇̾͑̒́̓̃͌̃͋͘͘ͅ ̶̧̡̛̤͍͓̻̗̘̳͖̭͓̲̝̜͔̠̞̬̟̗̹̜͚̬̩̤̘̘͙̳̘̙̳̪͍́̅̅͜ͅț̷̡̨̨̛̦̦͖̳̙̞͓̼̟͎͖̭̦̠̺̭̼̤͔̠̞̫̫͈̝̲̫͙͓̗͖̀͗͘͜͝͝h̴̛̖̘͎͓͎̘͍̥͖̝̮̭̥̜͒͗̔̓̑͒̃͛̽͆̾̈́̓̾̕̕̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅȩ̴̨̛̖̦̣̤̮̝͑͌́̍̂̊̽̓̎͝͠ͅ ̶̛̛̛̊̈̓͐̃̈̔͑͊̾̀̈́̈̾̌̒͋̈́͆̉̂̋̓̿̈̎̈́̅͘̕͜͝͝͝ͅẁ̸̡̛̜̼̥̣̻̲̯̩͍̫̗͔͓͚͙̖̻̲̹̤̩̈́̂̊̆̋̈́́̾̄̈̉̿͆͂̾́́͛̈̔̑̎̎̑͋̓̀̿̄̈́͑̓͘͜͠͝h̷̨̧̨̧̨̧̫͔̺̩̞̺̠̙̤̲̪͕̼̖̝̥̙͚̥̝̟̲̮̲͓͖̭̪̘̞̻̠̅͗̔̃͑͒̃͊̓͐͗̏̿͊̉̈͗̉̓̋͘͝͠͝͠į̸̢̩͖̻̣͕̞͍̟̮̤̙̙̜͎͍̱̟̞̦͉̻̱͇̥͓̳̹̙̯̥̖̉̍̑̔̆̐͛͂̽̚ͅͅș̴̳̬̪̰͚͉͍̲̮͋̅̀́̈́̂͝ͅt̶̼̥̏̄̽̔̂̿̏̓̂̓͆̆̔͋̓͑͛̍̈́̓͑͗̏̔͗̉̀̊͒̏͐͆̕̕̚̚͝͝͝l̸̡̛̮̗͕͕͈̞̼͇̥̲̫̠̹̹̰͖͚͔͖̞͉̪̰͈̘̂̂͑̌̊̀̈́̅̃̂̏̾̒͊͗̂͑̊͋̀͆̿͗̅́͆͋̌͜ȩ̶̢̢̢̙͙̱̮̼̹͖̹̰͎̪̯͇̣̤̺̮̰̜̩̝̤͈͚̞̱̩̹̰̅͌̈́͋͊̈̏͗̾̀͆̋̏̀͒̔͐̂̉́̚̚̕͝͠͠?̴̢̛̛̩̜̖̪̳̺̞̳͖̹͎̠͆̂́̇̈͆́̎͐̚̚ͅͅ

č̸̝̩ā̸̗͓n̶̫̰̉́ ̵̟̏͝ẏ̴̠o̷͉̅̈u̴̠̎ ̷̧́̍h̵̃͘͜ę̷̅ă̵͉̩ȓ̸͖͍ ̶̼̠͝i̵͈͈̓̋ț̵̢̅͝?̶̨̭̾̓

im what.

Who’s Joe?

Beanie brain BWEHAHAHAHAHA 🗣

This a joke please don’t sell my organs on twitter

Probably doesn’t have a job because if he walked into the building he would- uh- scare the shit out of everyone in there 😛

Love how Dante is still living out his own hell by living with Briar because she manages to come up with some new bullshit to make Dante lose his 😭

Zamn. 😔

Uhhh, mouthguard? ‘s????

The kitchen one is so funny lol

5 lol

I imagine if you handed Dante a complex book like 50 Shades he would read like this:

“He’s my… C-Chrit- no wait… “Christan” Grey “flavered” popsicle…”

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!!

NOOOOOOOE

Magical hair juice 👏🏻 ✋🏻🤚🏻