Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

Ich habe einen Elf im Regal ermordet, indem ich ihn in die Mikrowelle geworfen habe

*Transforms into a play station 2 t-pose rig of G-man and i start hovering toward you*

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The face of pure hatred and malice:

This kind of shit is the reason Ultron wanted to wipe out humanity.. 🥀🥀

The McDonalds is on fire and theres like a whole ass truck crashed on the side of the wall and 2017 is roaring at the sky yelling “FUCK YOU AND YOUR HYBRID CARS OBAAAMMAAAAAAAA!!!!”

CHRIS YOU CAN’T HIT MIKU SHE’S NOT EVEN A PHYSICAL WOMAN 💔💔

Y’know i have a friend named Chris who has C. Ai and every time i look at his phone istg theres always some big tit anime girl in the background and he’s saying some shit like “dw bg im on my way” (god bless him he’s super funny and we’re good friends but holy shit dude 😭)

“Okay, what if-“

“NO WHAT IF 😭😭”

*Goku tries to respond but in a split-second Jiren charges him into the face of a mountain*

“VEGETA KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF WE NEED TO FIGHT JIREN-“

*Insert a stupid AI cover of Vegeta singing that one song where it goes “somebody gonna match my freak:”*

Gurt

IT’S OVER 9,000!!!!! 🗣️🗣️

Gurt

Freak level 10,000% 👼

That shirt 💔

Sad honestly, i still remember when everything was bright and flashy and was full of talented artists to the brim, now it’s withering and rotting like a bad fruit. I guess maybe we should move on.

NOOO WTF 😭😭