Chara: please, you won't need to hate it for any longer. *switches the knives to orange* stamina is key~

Chara: he broke a promise. As long as he doesn't move, no damage will be caused.

Chara: *controls the knife and puts the blue in front of diego* let's see if you remember your training. remember, magic kills monsters~

Chara: ...there goes the deal. long story short, this weirdo fell into the underground, killed a few hundred monsters by accident and fought sans, sans died. I appeared, gave up trying to fight them and now we're here. Happy? Perfect. Alphys is gonna be so mad when she finds out I killed undyne, *snicker*

Josh: that is a lot to take in-

Alex: hm. genocidal monster, first fallen child?

Chara: why do YOU know that?

Alex: research.

Chara: alright undynes dead for the millionth time. what do you want? *spinning undynes spear*

Chara: dammit undyne WHY WONT YOU DI- what do you want? Im kinda in the middle of something. GAH-

Josh: I think their... in the middle of something.

Chara: YOU THINK- *a loud bang*

Josh: . . .

Alex: cool? Devil, what's the big deal anyways- cant be anything that huge like the end of the world

Alex: hey diego. how's everything going?

Josh: nothing huge, just lo mein with rice.

Alex: *tosses soy sauce from a different cabinet* 'ere you go.

Josh: *catches it* thanks-

Josh: *yells down to kris* when did you get here-

K: yOu'LL nEvEr kNoW B)

Josh: why do I bother- *uses the water from the pool to knock the wheat thins out of kris' hands and send it back up*

K: how dare you steal my stolen snack!

Josh: heh. *throws the box into the cabinet*

Josh: eh, I'll get back to preparing dinner and kris what are you-?

K: *looks at josh* wheat thins. *pencil dives into a pool a few stories below*

Josh: there goes the wheat thins

I counter your "ur mom" with a "UR DAD!"

Alex: hey there. I barely saw anything. besides the fact that I saw everything. who would I even want to tell, kris? like- it's a talking knife with a practical god. nothing out of the ordinary.

Josh: if you guys like keeping secrets, I don't suggest speaking in a normal voice... in the middle of our apartment complex. Don't worry, kris and Parker headed out a while ago and I'll probably forget, heh.

Alex: .

Chara: reminds me of my old home~

Alex: alrighttt that was weird- *throws on a lab coat and heads into the lab*

Chara: resetting a timeline :>
i suggest you keep your knife somewhere other than in plain sight?

Alex: *looks outside and at devil* . . .mhm? *goes back into room*

K: *shrugs*

Parker: back guys. uhh... devil your knife was talking... and... glowing? I don't even- its fine. I thought I'd let you know. *sits down on the couch beside alex*

K: eh, im just a megalomaniac. thats all.

Alex: thats not... good.

K: I don't see anything wrong with it

Alex: ... sure? you okay? Kris what kind of shadow walking virus are you spreading-

K: I wouldn't call it a virus, I'd call it more of a method to annoy people with. especially in haunted houses.

Alex: that sounds the most accurate.

Alex: ah yes, what was the "annoying little shit" and "leave sans out of this" part about-

Parker: *appears in front of Alex* h o w d y.

Alex: ...*tosses a shoe at kris*

K: thanks for the shoe buddy. *fades away*

Alex: KRIS-

Parker: *laughs*

Josh: *takes off lab coat and hangs it up* oh, I was just doing work in the lab. im trying to redo the training robot. It was uh... too weak.

Alex: reading about stuff. oceanography is pretty neat-

K: *pops up behind alex* b o o . *fades*

Alex: oh no- don't tell me... *looks out the window to see kris and parker* . . . Well kris is teaching her how to move in the shadows, wonderful. How about you...? Heard you talking to yourself again :|