I was just watching Netflix for a little while- someone said watch Komi Can't Communicate so I watched all of it. It's pretty good but I think I would've rathered a cow on a unicycle with funky town playing in the background.

K: oh uh I think the year is -1029

Kris: I wish I made a more likeable someone. *looks at kris* c o u g h , c o u g h .

K: what did I do to you

Kris: you tried escapeing my paper once- and successfully did

K: oh yeah

Kris: and fell off of my desk onto my cat

K: oh yeah

Kris: anyways- *takes a sip of the coffee* this stuff tastes off

K: cause you didn't add 3 caramel creamers ;)

Kris: no dude you're just insane

Alex: can't you always edit her to be more like you or some stuff

Kris: she wasted all of my ink : |

Alex: oh.

Kris: *tosses coffees to kris and Josh* enjoy.

Josh: sweet, thanks. *sits down in a booth with Alex and parker*

K: I guess I'll get my creamers, sugers, carmel, lemon later :|

Kris: did I accidentally erase the intellectual property in your brain when I was editing you-

Alex: yes. yes you did.

Kris: *enters the coffee shop and orders* alright what does everyone else want

K: triple cream chocolate mocha with 3 sugers and-

Kris: I'll get you an iced coffee-

K: that works.

Josh: sounds good! *takes dart off of his head and picks parker up* ready?

Parker: we will beat alex there!

Josh: *dashes out of the room*

Kris: well with this avatar i cant control anything. that sucks. eh, i think it'll be fine without my control. *runs towards josh*

K: she really needs to call herself something else this is getting real confusing-

V3: eh, we'll refer to you ask "kreation" from now on as long as kris is here ;)

K: ...

V3: now hurry up before the seats get taken. *follows josh*

Alex: *gets behind josh and puts hand on josh's shoulder* sup darthead, im gonna go head to the coffee shop.

Josh: alright, i may join ya. depends if anyone else wants to join.

Kris: i'll need to claim an avatar but yeah sure. I cant go looking like this, after all.

K: im sure people will get a kick out of your pajamas and your crocs, you're fineeeee.

Kris: congratulations kris, you're coming along without consent

K: i wanted to go anyways-

Kris: i'll be right back. *quickly draws an avatar to claim*

Alex: alright, see you guys. *heads outside*

Kris: back~ hopefully i look good enough for this place.

K: why do you spend so much time on your own avatar to make it look nice but im over here-

Kris: yes.

V3: ...hm.

Kris: glad to see they all are catchin' up.

K: why did you have to put me next to v3- they were minding their own business

Kris: after all, you are their mom, right? *snicker*

K: oh god you were listening to when parker said that

Kris: mhm! :D
josh go sit with decal 51.7895.32~

Josh: im good

Kris: fair enough. you got your own kid to take care of.

Parker: *shoots josh in the head with one of those nerf darts that sticks* :p

Kris: cute.

Parker: oooo, cool!

K: i think I've given up on trying to make friends with myself-

Kris: im just playin'. *picks up kris and places her down on a chair next to V3*

K: ...

V3: *takes off headphones* sup kris

K: heya.

V3: *looks around room* ...what happened when i was watching videos-

Kris: a lot.

V3: y'dont say- wait who are you?

Kris: kris.

V3: ...and shes kris?

Kris: there are two kris'

V3: oh god no- *looks at Robyn* heya lady.

Alex: hey, its good to meet you! Im alex-

Josh: heya Robyn. Nice to meet ya. Im josh.

K: people call me the clown :|

Kris: who called you a clown?

K: everyone

Kris: they were mistaken, you're the whole goddamn carnival.

K: . . . .

Parker: i made a nerf gun!! Oh uh, whos this? Nice to meet ya! Im parker!

Josh: kris why are you so hard on... yourself? I guess?

Kris: cause i know im dumb so i pushed all of my insecurities and stuff and turned it into this idiot.

K: thats a lot to take in-

Kris: awe.

Josh: hm. thats really neat-

Kris: *draws and gives a donut to josh* its not that hard.

K: well it kind of is cause we dont have a PENCIL LIKE YOURS

Kris: oh yeah. sucks to suck ;)

K: ...

Kris: anything yall want I'll give you. unless i choose not to :|

K: I HAVE RETURNED!

Kris: how did you get out-?

K: i dug.

Kris: that makes sense.

K: why did you come here

Kris: i dunno, i was bored. *sits by kris*

Alex: ...dang, it's almost a replica

Kris: yeah i got lazy on design....

K: why was i the only person you took less time to make :l

Kris: i dont have an answer, honestly.

Kris: diego, dont worry, im the actually smart one. *checks on kris outside* hey look, you're almost there! good job.

K: just a few more climbs-

Kris: *draws a cover to the hole and heads back to the room*

K: oh you've got to be kidding-

Josh: so whats it like being... you.

Kris: uhh...i get to control yall at any given time, so thats fun.

Josh: ...oh my.

Kris: heh. thats a good name- anyways i came back cause i dropped my tool. *picks up a bucket-like icon* better. well, im not supposed to interfere with timelines or crap sooo- bYeEe

K: can i come out now

Kris: dude just climb out

K: why would i want to climb out of a 43 foot deep hole

Kris: i guess you're staying there now. bye "kreation."~

K: oh go to hell- *starts to climb*

Kris: i actually just found out i have nothing better to do. i guess I'll chill here :| *goes by alex and sits*

Kris: well kris is in a hole now.

Alex: what... did she do?

Kris: she was being an idiot.

Alex: like usual.

Parker: i wonder what else i can make... *runs back to the lab with a small book in her hands*

Kris: anyways heya devil. i see you're awake.

Kris: ...

K: nah im smart, i dont know what you're talking about ;)

Kris: kris- i dont even- *grabs her and puts her outside*

K: damn

Parker: devil, i made a sword!

Alex: dang shes really proud about that sword. Lets see it, parker.

Parker: *pulls out a full on metal sword*

Alex: the hell-?

Parker: alchemy!

Alex: wow-

Kris: *takes the eraser from kris* well anyways that was fun- im gonna head back. I don't wanna hurt their ink brains too bad.

K: nOo my pOwEr

Kris: you dont deserve power. *walks away*

Parker: i- well- i made a sword...?

K: you sure did.

Josh: how-?

K: a l c h e m y.

Josh: wha?

K: you heard me.

Kris: eh? oh the- yeah. heya.

Josh: you look like kris-

Kris: i am kris.

Josh: ...so you named a creation after you?

Kris: yup.

Josh: did you run out of names or something?

Kris: yup.

Parker: I DID IT- what the hell is that

Kris: heya.

Parker: ...i think im gonna head back-

K: oh hey its kris

Kris: hey me. I'll gladly take my eraser back.

K: n e v e r.

Kris: i guess I'll just use my white colored pencils then :|

Josh: well thats a little much for him to take in. say, isn't there another one of you guys...? like for us-?

Alex: hey guys, back- ...

Alex: you've been eating too many oreos diego i dont see- o h .

Josh: oh thats just the half-god of this world you're fine.

Alex: h m. *walks out to check on out the two amd opens the door* parker you good?

K: perfect, you successfully exploded a wall. just remember, that- alex? why are you here-

Alex: i heard a crash.

Parker: i exploded something with my bare hands!

Alex: .

K: yeah. parker, remember that you never do human transformation. It's the one of two rules of alchemy.

Parker: whats the other rule?

K: use it for good or for defense. speaking of defense, you can form a sword. congrats.

Parker: thanks kris!!

K: any time.

Alex: im gonna... let you guys do your thing. *heads back*

Alex: heh.

Parker: *loud bang* like that?

Alex: the hell- im sure it's fine...?

Josh: yeah shes good. shes with a scientist who has the brain the size of a singular piece of dog food.

Alex: ...kay. *pulls out a sketch book*