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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: w h y

Alex: ah, thanks devi- WHAT THE HELL IT BURNED A HOLE THROUGH IT

Parker: damn it really does hate you

Alex: what if I close my eyes- ...better

Parker: simple fix. now anyways... *pours the water all over Kris to stiffen the sand* you shall not go anywhere else!!

Kris: jeez how much did Josh teach you-

Parker: enough.

Josh: *gets out of the water and drys off* hm-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: oliver... don't think about it

Parker: that sounds like a wonderful idea ;)

Kris: ...

Parker: maybe we should make a castle on kris!

Kris: it's not like I can resist-

Alex: *lays down* why has the sun chosen me as the sacrifice- I feel like its targeting me. no matter where I go its in my eyes-

Parker: welp, its your time.

Alex: . . . I'm young I got time-

Parker: oh ok-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: *struggling* p l e a s e

Parker: NEVER!

Alex: eh. I'll let him be. *sits down on a blanket*

Kris: can you at least get me water

Parker: *pours a bucket of water on kris' head* here you go :D

Kris: *coughs* thanks-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

kk. I hate it when vocaroo breaks. I'm playing my instrument to send to my band teacher and it sounds like if the error 404 had sound

thats why I sent her 3 links

It's weird

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: eh, they wanted to have fun. I gotta grab ice cream so- *tries to get up* ... *tries to get up again* ...how much sand did you put on top of me-?

Parker: enough to hold you back!

Kris: I can see that-

Parker: you shall stay!

Kris: dang

Alex: is Josh still in the water minding his business and lost in his own world-

Kris: yup.

Alex: hm. kay. whatever he's thinking about must be important...?

Kris: why do you say that?

Alex: assuming.

Kris: makes sense.

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  kris kreates krap.

Tell me if you could hear all of this

The audio broke about 1:12 minutes in, btw

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: where were you- anyways guess what?

Parker: you're almost covered Kris!

Kris: I can see that-

Parker: you will have no escape!

Kris: heh, alright.

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: eh. Its fineeee. I'll leave em be. *lays down in the sand* I was just curious about what they were doing.

Parker: *puts sand on kris* hehe

Kris: ...oh I guess we're doing this now-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: going to hell. actually my replica is but she'll give me a report.

RepKris: the shovel goes through the ground. we... can't interact with terrain.

Kris: dammit. well plan b. ready rep?

RepKris: for?

Kris: see ya in the depths! *takes out a sword and slices replica*

RepKris: I don't remember agreeing to this- *melts*

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: I may have an idea. I just need to dig 6 feet under. *makes a shovel and a replica* get to work

RepKris: will I get paid for this

Kris: no screw you.

RepKris: ok. *starts to dig*

Alex: ...wha-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

I wish pain upon my brother. I hope he can't fit his hand in the Pringle jar and can't get the last Pringle

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: I cant wait anymore.

Kris: ...?

Parker: I have to.

Alex: you have to wha-

Parker: I MUST GO INTO THE WATER! *dashes to the water* AHHHH *jumps in*

Alex: pfft- I wonder where devil went...

Josh: *opens eyes and looks into the water with a slight smile*

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  kris kreates krap.

Q&A but with my voice

The ultimate question to prove your intelligence

3² = ?

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: oh, see ya devil! I plan on making this at least 3 buckets long and 5 buckets high! Do you guys wanna help?

Alex: cya dev.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: oh! a sand castle is just a castle made of sand...here, if you take this bucket of water and dump it on the sand, it makes perfect sturdy sand to build. You fill the bucket with that sand and flip it over. Tap it a few times and you have a castle! I want to make a whole huge one.

Alex: good luck, Parker. I believe in ya! :>

Parker: heh, thanks. *makes a few more*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Alex: ...

Josh: alright you guys do that, I'll be in the water. *lays in the water and goes back to the topic he was thinking about*

Parker: Alex can you grab me a bucket of water?

Alex: sure. what for?

Parker: I wanna make a sandcastle. a huge one.

Alex: sure. *walks down to the shore*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Josh: alrighty. *follows them*

Alex: sounds good. *tags along and follows*

Parker: *runs down the street* weeeee-

(this person shut off the wifi till we paid a tip xD)

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: nah bro I'm not a clown. *changes into some shadowy figure* im your worst nightmare : )

Cyrus: oh no I'm so scared

Kris: *takes a slash with the eraser beside cyrus* I can erase your meaningless existence

Cyrus: *speed walks* nopenopenope-

Kris: *changes back into regular form* oh boy that was fun. anyways I'm gonna go to the beach, its hot.

V3: lol my bad I'll go

Kris: the hell you're as cold as a toilet seat at 3 in the morning in winter

V3: ouch. *goes away*

Kris: see ya there *fades*

Josh: ...kay...?

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: nah these people are the og clowns *snaps and alex is in a clown outfit and Josh is holding a clown outfit*

Alex: what the hell

Josh: ...k then.

Cyrus: *walking down the sidewalk with his dog*

Kris: hey look its the forgotten figure

Cyrus: I tried to forget about you ;-;

Kris: same man :>

Cyrus: ...I'm just gonna keep walking

Josh: smart choice.

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