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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: wellll alex was telling me about a parkour place there...are you up for it?

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: alright! *runs down the sidewalk* i wonder how far away it is though... eh. doesn't matter!

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: maybe the mall? or if we have something to do back at the apartment I'd rather head back there...

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: oh my.

Parker: a h .

K: im gonna head back to the apartments just to relax. I just came outta the hospital soooo... *walks to the complex*

Parker: i might join you soon, bye kris

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: pfft-

K: so uh... where you guys even walking to?

Parker: uhh

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: she did what now- KRISSSS

Kris: yo.

K: did you bypass the rules of physics

Kris: yes.

K: ...........kay. and the lemons?

Kris: yes.

K: what is wrong with you

Kris: magical mushrooms

K: the hell- anywaysssss....

Parker: YES! Diego got his revenge-

K: i can see that. you should've put the fire on the inside to make it a grenade :D

Parker: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: ah yes- "nothing much. oh yeah, i almost died." wait did you say josh tried to- and teleported- *wheeze* that must've been interesting

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: I've been waiting for this. *takes out a clown nose and lights it on fire* *clown laugh and throws the nose*

Parker: ...*puts the fire out by stomping on the nose*

K: what did i miss while i was gone- anything big?

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: thanks! I've been practicing healing alchemy too. I forgot the proper name for it... i dunno but it heals scratches and cuts. Or at least it should...anyways- oh look. Hi krissss

K: hey.

Parker: ...im assuming you're alright?

K: yup. I no longer need to be in a hospital-

Parker: sweet!

K: whaddya guys doing?

Parker: going for a walk.

K: neato.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: heh, i counter your fireball with a fire cube! *places palm to the ground and a cube of fire comes out* ...physics. how is it maintaining this shape- y'know im just gonna- *pours her water bottle on it* ...better.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: i- heh- just a tad bit too hard...? *takes a photo of the inside of the half broken geode* pretty cool...*runs up the sidewalk* :>

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  kris kreates krap.

L e m o n

L e m o n 🍋 🍋 🍋

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: OH! *runs up into the woods to pick up a rock* its a geode! *tosses one to devil and one to diego* toss it as hard as you can to the ground and it will break into crystals! *slams one to the ground and watches it explode* woahh-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: give him a break- ah, that's good that you're almost over your lemon phobia.

Kris: I will make sure he's never over it ;) *looks in bag for a lemon* ......I'm all out of lemons.

Parker: hah.

Kris: oh never mind. *tosses the lemon at parker*

Parker: GAH- *ducks*

Kris: now I'm out of lemons : |

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: g o o d. *walks away*

Parker: jeez why do yall like torturing diego-

Kris: it's fun ;)

Parker: i-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: ...well by 'neat' i wanna find like cool rocks or something to take a photo of. what things are you thinking of- oh alright. *jogs down the sidewalk* hm...

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: alrighty! *runs to the sidewalk* cmon! Hmm... I'll keep an eye out for anything neat off to the side.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: i- oh. right- uhhh... how about we head back or go for that walk...? poor guy-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: he now has a lemon phobia- you're fine diego...- how about a cup of kris' lemonade

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: oh god poor diego- *gets rid of the dome*

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