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  kris kreates krap.

Holy (Insert beep)

Yayyy! Congratulations!!

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: alright. Let's load up the game... *presses the on switch and inserts the cartridge* all set up. *tosses everyone a controller* im gonna beat you all :>

Kris: sure, kid ;)

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: im always up for video games :|

Kris: like...?

Parker: Mario Kart 8 is always my go to option.......

Kris: dang you choose that over kirby games? ouch-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: sHe'S oKay. She just has guidelines.

Parker: well mirio, what do you guys do for fun?

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: well she moved during the procedure so now she's unfinished

Parker: ...kay...

Kris: shes staying back at her house-

Parker: oh uh, alright. yeah this place is weird-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K: the hell did she do to me

Kris: m u s t a c h e

K: oh god no- *takes kris' eraser and slides in across her face lightly* better. hey why does my head feel weird-

Kris: dumbass. now i need to redo your head- *grabs her and fades away*

Parker: wha-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: yeah, it's pretty fun to use *passes one of the guns to mirio* enjoyyy

Kris: diego, they've always been insane

K: pfft- why are you speaking Ms. wild mushroom muncher?

Kris: excuse me for a moment. *picks up kris and walks outside*

K: eeee-

Parker: ......ah.

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: ehHhh it's good.

Parker: ohhh nothing.... just gonna beat everyone in any nerf battle ;)

Josh: are ya using the nerf rounds or the darts

Parker: the rounds so they fly better and so i can curve them with a setting on here :>

Josh: oh sweet!

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K and Kris: damn i feel defeated ;-;

Parker: *with a nerf gun* hehe...

Alex: where'd you run off to?

Parker: some nerf war with someone

Alex: im assuming you won?

Parker: mhm.

Alex: *high fives parker* nice work-

Parker: and it's my own custom design. i made it myself!

Alex: heyy, nice.

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

Buy now! (Joking)

I'll take your entire stock

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: just creator... casually.... freaking out. Inside.

K: they're fineeeee. just say the most random thing and they'll snap out of it. BIG CHEESE IT POWER.

Kris: the hell-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: i paid them back. I cant tell if he hates me or despises me but the other one thought i was a crack head and took a picture while laughing her ass off-

K: eh, true. *pulls out another notebook* wait shouldn't you guys... be in classes or stuff...?

V3: who'd wanna go to school when they get to see Kris doing her thing

Kris: ...whats that supposed to mean

V3: you're crazy kris. you're crazy. comedic in a stupid way.

Kris: i dont know whether to be offended or glad that im funny

V3: be offended.

Kris: i'll just be both. : |

V3: my brain hurts from you-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

V3: hey... you three. *a tiny wave*

Kris: creator is either in shock or is sick.

K: why can't it be both?

Kris: i... dont even know what to say to that im gonna be right back- *walks out with the paintbrush* coffeeee personnnn *walks out the apartment complex*

Cashier: oh god not you again

Kris: i came to pay.

Cashier: ...alright.

Kris: *hands 10 dollars and a 6 piece mcnugget*

Cashier: ........thanks....?

Kris: *walks out*

Cashier 2: *wheeze*

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: hey, thanks! *claps and the sword is gone*

Kris: ...uh anyways- *throws another paper in the air and takes out paintbrush to throw ink on it* d o n u t .

Parker: *grabs the donut* hehe

Kris: *throws yet another paper in the air and throws ink on it* d o n ' t _ y o u _ d a r e. . .. .*grabs donut* perfect.

V3: alright- will do. *exits the lab* ehh hey.

K: sup amalgamate.

V3: ....hi kris- *sits on the couch*

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: oh hm-? i wouldn't call this a power, but- *puts on a glove with a circle on it* what should i createeeeee.... ah! *touches the ground and grabs a sword* *looks at the sword* a simple wooden sword.

K: ayyy i taught you well parker :>

Parker: I've been practicing, thanks!

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

Ahah

return the favor ;)

or ignore her idk

I'm not the best at giving advise

3 years ago   Reply
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: *slowly pulls out another phone*

K: don't you even ssy it

Kris: *slides puone back into pocket*

K: perfect.

Parker: *waves* nice to meet ya

,

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: if ya say so. *rubs hands on shirt to cancel it* so who are...?

Alex: people.

Parker: that would make sense- *walks out*

Kris: don't worry I have a photo plus video too B)

K: ...

Kris: what?

K: how are you our god-

Kris: yes.

(Gn)

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: err... any cuts or bruises...? *rubs hands together and places palms down*

K: pfft- showing off your alcahistory or whatever, I see?

Parker: I just wanna make sure they're ok-

K: heh, im just teasing.

Kris: *laying on ground* now what.... hMmmM.

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