Kris: I mean... I could use her real name but I don't feel like putting her real name :|

K: that...uh.. alright?

Kris: diego how dare you burn the note I made in 50 seconds- dont worry, I have 15 more in my bag :D

Kris: hehe. I always will get at least one person. *goes back to looking at her phone*

K: whatcha doing

Kris: texting someone

K: and who's that someone?

Krie: s o m e o n e.

K: lemme see~ oh the contact name is actually someone.

Kris: who'd you think it was-

K: ...wha- I don't even want to- alright then

Kris: *writes "made you look" on a post it and puts it on the wall* :|

K: hey Kris what does that note say? *peeks at it*

Kris: :)

K: :(

K: eh.*puts a spider on Josh's head*

Parker: ...why?

K: dunno. I felt like it. *sits down and fiddles with a pen*

Kris: I don't even know how those two slept through the unholy sounds of Kris screaming

K: im not that loud-

Kris: sure. *pulls out phone*

Kris: : |

K: why couldn't you do that the whole time-

Kris: copyright :|

K: bruh

Kris: *faintly appears behind devil* y o u _ o w e _
m e _ 3 0 _ f r i t o s _ o r _ 3 0 _ s e c o n d s _ i n _
h e l l *fades back*

K: the hell did you do to them

Kris: nothing. literally nothing.

K: ...

Kris: oh hey they teleported my fritos ba- . . .

K: what?

Kris: they left me 5-

K: *wheeze*

Kris: oh well. I'll just buy more. *hops out the window*

K: the store kinda sold out...?

Kris: .

Kris: : )

K: kris are you-

Kris: : )

K: ...

Kris: I'll be right back : ) *fades* oH dEviL~

K: oh god

Parker: well uh-

Kris: alright her torment is up. *fades and appears with kris*

K: s n a k e s

Kris: you're fine now.

K: : |

Kris: now uh- I don't know what I would do for your pain, devil... maybe your father?

K: bro thats dark don't-

Kris: oh, I wouldn't. they would never annoy the hell out of me.

K: m k a y - ?

K: SNAKES-

Kris: she's fine.

K: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT-

Kris: excuse me for a moment. *fades away*

Parker: well I guess if anyone touches her fritos she sends them to their personal hell.

Kris: alright I'm back.

Parker: what did you do to her-?

K: BEES!

Kris: I replaced the snakes... with bees.

Parker: ...

Kris: *claps and kris is gone*

Parker: uh-

Kris: don't worry she's only in the grass room again

K: *distant screaming*

Kris: everything's fine.

Kris: :(

Parker: kris are you ok-

Kris: other than burning alive and aggressively getting slapped think I'm fine

Parker: uh-

K: *takes kris' bag of fritos*

Kris: *gets up and dashes over* whatcha doing
b ų đ ď ý?

K: .........nothing

when I wake up early I just watch youtube or some TV show like the simpsons or futureama for the 15,000th time (futureama is a good show ok-)

Kris: *laying flat on the ground* aHhhhH

K: ...can't you just make yourself uncollided with objects-

Kris: iT wOn'T wOrK ;-;

K: haha *kicks kris*

Kris: Kris you are one of the entities that I can edit and do things to

K: *stops kicking* : |

K: why are you throwing fireballs at a dead body-

Kris: who said im dead- OW HEY-

K: oh she isn't dead.

Parker: she will be

Kris: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

(I wake up at 5am and people call me crazy-)

Kris: *snicker*

K: I'm gonna file a restraining order on you-

Kris: and if I brake the order?

K: you'll get sent to court i think.

Kris: nah bro I'll just faze out of this world, like this. *disconnects and falls*

K: she really has to stop doing that-

Kris: get kris'd bozo B))

K: :(

Kris: haha

K: you are an idiot-

Kris: i am very aware of that, yes.

(Im gonna sleep, night)

Kris: god i will never understand you two- *sits down in a chair and pulls out phone* holy shit i won a new car- all i need to do is verify that its me by putting in my address, full name and credit card numb-

K: ...*looks at the phone*

Kris: hehe.

K: :(

Kris: im not that dumb-

K: but did you really have to pull up that image-

Kris: bro just load it up again- NOT NOW THOUGH-

K: yeah isn't it on like- every streaming platform ever?

Parker: *looks over* oh, yeah. they are. Wait how did we miss the whole movie-