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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: alright, let's head up there. *runs to a ladder* who's gonna challenge me?!?

Kris: this is gonna be sad : |

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

he said "I have come to ask about your cars extended warranty."

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: I'm amazing ;)

Parker: well there are those tightropes above a foam cube pit where you try to knock others off...

Josh: I challenge you, Alex.

Alex: you're on.

Kris: I suggest nobody uses their powers cause uhhhhhhhhhhhh- public space. and a raid of 5 year olds will try to take you down, which does sound fun but their moms will probably report it-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

I ran upstairs to grab something and I hear an unholy scream from downstairs so I think thats what it was- and my brother says hi : |

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: *barges inside the building and registers* :D

Kris: *teleports to parker* whatcha doing

Parker: practicing my flips.

Worker: hey- you, did you register?

Kris: ... *draws on the wristband* yes.

Worker: next time try to hide that you're drawing it with marker-

Kris: oh yeah, sorry. *takes off sweatshirt and shows a replica of the wristband on her shoulder* just to keep it safe.

Worker: ...mhm- *walks away*

Parker: woah, sneaky. how'd ya create that without the paintbrush?

Kris: I made it when I was at the apartments- you gotta think ahead.

Parker: hmm... okay! and for once you finally took off the sweatshirt- am I dreaming?

Kris: yes.

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  kris kreates krap.

Hey back from school

I tried out a lego dots set. It went wrong. Mostly because my cat jumped on the thing I was holding it in and dumped it. And my brother stepped on one. Today was a comedic... but boring day

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: *running without paying attention* wee-

Kris: *appears beside parker* c a r .

Parker: what? *looks to her side where Kris is* OH KRIS MOVE-

Kris: *when the car reaches her she stops it with her paintbrush* don't watch, walk.

Parker: ...mhm- *dashes across street*

Kris: *looks at the car* hello there, person.

Person in the car: ...hey-?

Kris: ok bye. *claps and they're gone*

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K: why, thank you.

Alex: its not that far away- its around the mall.*walks outside*

Parker: this'll be funnnnn-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: WOO- *runs downstairs*

Josh: pfft- *walking downstairs*

Alex: well shes quite energetic. Kris are ya...?

K: alright see ya... bye. *hangs up* yup. wait where are we-

Alex: alright. *walks downstairs*

K: alright then- *slides down the railing to go downstairs* :>

Parker: what-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K: i dunno... oh. *puts phone up to ear and walks out of the room* hey brooke- *closes the door*

Alex: well uh- maybe we can head down to a trampoline park? I found one a few weeks ago near here.

Josh: oh, that sounds fun.

Parker: ooooo! alright!

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K: oh nothing. *sits down and pulls out phone to text someone*

Kris: who ya textin' ;>

K: out of all people i think you should know. *sends a message and puts it away*

Kris: ah. wait why-

K: cause she's sane ;-;

Kris: true.

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: *lays down on side* miss ;)

Alex: AH- HIT-

Kris: what are the coordinates

Alex: ...screw you-

Kris: what, this isn't battleship-?

K: . . . . .

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: c h i c k e n _ b u -

K: *runs up and puts tape over her mouth* NO

Kris: : |

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: ...well then. glad you guys are back cause I've been meaning to say-

K: dont you dare

Kris: guess what?

K: dont do it-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: alex is semi-sane, kris is... *looks at kris and back at Augest* ...kris. there is no other way to describe her.

K: what-

Kris: you heard me, you are the name of your own virus

K: ......

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K: I see snakes everywhere ;-;

Kris: thats a you problem

K: :|

Josh: jeez you guys are weird, heh.

Kris: I'm not weird im just stupid

K: why can't it be both?

Kris: :|

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: *inhales* *to devil and diego* EGG FRIED RICE WITH BANANA

Alex: the hell

Kris: it's to distract them both from arguing. I don't wanna hear "but he did this" crap-

Alex: ...

Kris: anyways. oh shoot I forgot Kris is enjoying her time in the grass- *fades appears with kris*

K: ;-;

Kris: you've been there three times today- you should have gotten over it by now.

K: :|

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: I erased many people from many people's lives :D

Josh: . . .

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: no- just no. don't even ask August- it is a game of torment.

Alex: yeahhh....

Kris: also, never steal my chips or that could be you :>

Alex: and you say Kris is bad at first impressions-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: oh kris? yeah she's fine. she's just "enjoying" her time in a field of tall grass.

Alex: ...ah.

Parker: nice to meet you Augest! *looks back at notebook* KRIS HIDE YOUR ANATOMY DRAWINGS- JESUS- *draws a cross in the corner and throws it out the window*

Josh: .

Kris: ....when did you take my- im not dealing with this again. *takes bag with notebooks and sketchbooks and erases it* back into my home it goes. as for your memory- im just gonna be right back- *grabs a tiny eraser and does a slash across parker*

Parker: ...i think it worked

Kris: how did you remember me clearing your short term memory-

Parker: no, i just see the eraser in your hand : |

Kris: makes sense.

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