bro im chilling and my mom says she needs to look something up and her phones dead- i allowed her cause i thought nothing of it. she looked through my messages and found my crush Brooke- she...never questioned what was in there, despite some messages.

K: *runs up to catch up with josh and alex*

Josh: but yeah i thought we could go to the beach some time and chil- oh hey kris.

Alex: oh that sounds fun. alright. sup Kristopher *enters the building with Josh*

K: ...kay uh-

Kris: hAh. she never gets called that-

Alex: oh i know, i just wanted to make things awkward for her :>

Have you ever thought about a world where everything is the same... except you don't exist... everything functions perfectly without you? Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me...

- goner kid

(damn this ones dark-)

K: *walks out* aHhHH sUnliGhT iT bUrnS

Kris: pfft- your weak eyes can't quickly adjust from going from a dark room into sunlight? P a t h e t i c.

K: *throws on sunglasses* yes.

Kris: :|

Josh: *up ahead with arm around alex talking with him*

K: how are they both so far ahead already we left a second after them-

Kris: maybe cause you walk as slow as a slug

K: ...

I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life

- burgerpants

(judging by that quote i can see why-)

K: man- he could barely stab ya.

Kris: wOo gOoD jOb tEaM!

K: ...

Kris: dayum bros turning into asgore but worse :0

K: will you shut up-

Kris: fiNe *fades*

K: well that was easy-

Josh: ...i officially do not want to be here anymore : |

Alex: pfft- alright. I'll head back with ya, i gotta grab something. *the two walk out of the haunted house*

K: imagine if that was just an actor, heh.

Lie to yourself all the time. It makes you feel better

- burgerpants

(why does this feel relatable : | )

You have something called determination. So as long as you hold on, so as long as you do what's in your heart, I believe you can do the right thing

-Sans

Alex: heh- oh uh... hey dev. wait theres a wha- *puts down josh*

Josh: ...ah. amazing.

K: dude you're pathetic. *runs up and slashes a few strikes at the person*

Kris: yo guys i got bagel bites- damn whos this guy

K: NOT THE TIME KRIS

Kris: alright. *sits down and watches*

K: you are actually a dunce-

....After all, you cant spell PREPARED without several letters from my name!

-papyrus

K: so what you're telling me... is that theres a murderer here? ....fabulous.

Parker: wha-WHAT?! *runs behind kris* protect me
:(

K: ...*looks at parker* yeah you're fine. nobody would wanna hurt you out of all people.

Parker: ...

K: Parker seriously you're fine- calm down- *puts palms to the ground and pulls out a sword and puts it on her shoulder*

Parker: should... I go tell Josh and alex....?

(yeah same lol)

A chubby smiling man who likes to surprise people!

-papyrus...?

(I have no clue what this is referring to I forgot lmao)

Kris: *carves next to devil's note "get kris'd dumbass haha"*

K: what did you write...?

Kris: a beautiful message. *walks away into the darkness*

K: ...*looks at the carving and facepalms* god. dammit. Kris.

*You ask Sans what he's doing*

*just y'know, staring at this lamp. you wanna join me?

-sans

Parker: hey Josh? Alex? Oh there you guys are.

Josh: *turns around to parker* oh hey! whaddya need?

Alex: *taps Josh's back* bOo

Josh: GAH- *jumps back into alex*

Alex: *catches Josh and laughs*

Josh: .

Parker: hehe- ok nothing, just wanted to see where yall were. *slides back down* alright the two are doing their own thing-

K: I believe it : |

Kris: like what-?

Parker: oh just exploring I think. Alex scared Josh so that was funny to watch- :>

K: .

THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW! Now stand still as a murder you.

-Mettaton

Parker: ...*slowly walks out of the room* i think... I'll find them both another time....-

K: wait who are you looking for

Parker: josh and alex-

K: weren't they both in the attic

Parker: oh. I'll go check there. *climbs up to the attic*

(Lmao this one may seem like a personal attack)

I'm just gonna stay inside and watch anime like a loser!

- Dr. Alphys

I just like to lie on the floor and feel like garbage

-Napstablook

K: wait your head fell off yesterday-

Kris: ...just the usual morning routine, y'know.

K: ah yes.

Parker: hey guys do you know where my da- ...............

K: don't be afraid, they're just hands.

Parker: i-