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K: *out of breath* HAH. I survived.
Sans: alright, time for my real special attack. here goes "nothing."
K: ...well where is it?
Sans: its quite literally nothing.
K: idiot. *runs up to slash sans*
Sans: *sends Kris back to her starting point in the corridor*
K: how did you-
Sans: ya can't strike. its not "your turn."
K: ...
Sans: heh. there's nothing *yawn* else you can do.
K: hmm... ok. *sits*
Sans: *starting to close eyes* you really are... uh... quite determined.
K: yup.
Sans: ...
Chara: well she's actually doing it... boring him out. he's tired from dodging so at some point he's gonna fall asleep. that lazy dumbass.
*Sans' movements are growing wearier
K: *runs up to sans and strikes* NGAH!
Sans: *slides a little to the left* kid, you just gotta learn when to QUIT. *sends gaster blasters all around kris*
K: *jumps and throws a knife* miss ;)
Sans: take one more strike and I'll be forced to use my special attack.
K: threats? heh... *throws a few knives at sans* DIE YOU STUPID LAZY- gAh-
Sans: *sends bones all around kris* I hope you're fast.
K: .
Chara: she's dead.
Josh: simply teleported.
Alex: but once you're down here you can't get out-
Josh: w h a t
Alex: you gotta shatter the barrier bozo-
Josh: a h .
Alex: welp we're relying on... her.
K: *appears at the end of the corridor with yellow light slowly fading away beside her* well its round... 25.
Sans: *looking a little tired* yup. ready? *turns kris' soul blue and slams her to the other side of the corridor into a few bones*
K: not today. *jumps off of the wall and throws the knife*
Sans: *slides to the left* miss.
K: god damn you-
Alex: you got this kris. *makes a little spark* woo!
Sans: ...how are you human but able to use magic? just like the dreemurrs- *slides back* miss.
K: :(
Chara: I don't... believe so. you both are monsters soooo-
K: *throws another knife right into his chest* YOU-
Sans: *teleports behinds kris* sup.
K: I'm dead, aren't I.
Sans: nah, I'll spare ya. whaddya say, pal?
K: thank you- I accept your mercy.
Sans: thank you for making my job easier.
K: wait but isn't your job to-
Sans: *bones through kris' chest* geeeeeet dunked onnnnn.
Chara: she really is a dumbass.
K: can someone call the lady
Chara: hell no this is your issue
K: .
Chara: gaster blaster.
K: a wha- AH *ducks and throws knife* DIEEEE
Sans: you think I'm just gonna stand there and take it? heh.
K: ...........
Chara: bone.
K: OH SHUT UP- AH-
Chara: warned ya.
*You used the stick.
*0 damage has been delt.
K: damn I missed
Sans: ...*casually kills kris*
K: yeah no matter how many times you kill me I am still determ-
Sans: *kills Kris again with a weak attack*
K: I am no longer determined
Josh: WEAK
K: Josh get your scientific ass over here
Josh: hey, im not the one who killed his brother
K: IT WAS AN ACT OF SELF DEFENSE-
"Bro help me out here- team attack?"
"nono, you got this. I'm routin' for ya!"
". . ."
I just picture her saying something like
"It was just a prank bro say hi to the camera" :dies:
My plan is to make an animation of the sans fight with kris in it
P a i n
S h a l l
H a p p e n
K: I am in aching pain and wish to uh... n o t ... feel this feeling...?
Kris: jesus- *claps and kris is gone*
Josh: where'd you send her...?
Kris: to her house. she can heal in bed-
K: *rolls up into a ball on the ground* aughhhh-
Josh: ...Kris you good?
K: n o
Josh: ...whats wro-
K: I got slammed with a fireball in the dead gut ;-;
Josh: .
K: wHeRe I was hEaLinG fRoM tHe cUt-
Kris: lol thats a you problem bozo B)
K: ...
K: *slowly puts up the middle finger*
Kris: yeah she still has her sass I think she's good
K: *muffled:* mY iNsiDeS mOvEd
K: *on floor from the fireball and groaning*
Kris: oh get up-
K: adjfogfb
Kris: good answer
Josh: is she good?
Kris: I think so-
K: oWugH
Kris: ...
K: tape it is. *tears tape and puts it over creators mouth* all good :D
Kris: yeah hopefully
Josh: I wonder how that even happens-
K: I mean they are kind of the same person :|
same mindset, same stupidity, etc.
Alex: yeah that makes sense... I guess.
Kris: jeez you should have seen them a few days ago- they both were driving everyone crazy
K: I needed to slap tape over their mouths-
Now I just hope my mom doesn't go through my phone messages-
Kris: Charlie, they both are in sync and its terrifying at times.
K: ...why do you say that-?
Kris: r e a s o n s
Parker: oh, im gonna get changed. *runs to a bathroom*
Kris: heh, of course you like it, Ray. Alright I'm getting out of this- *spins with the paintbrush and is normal clothes* better. skirts are definitely not my thing.
K: hell I don't know anyone who likes skir- *looks at ray* oh well never mind.
I'm so happy to release so much stress-
I got the most greatest news from her :D