Kris: *randomly appears behind the spiders* yeehaw. *claps and the spiders are near alex*

K: poor alex.

Alex: *looks down* . . .

Josh: whats wrong-

Alex: s p i d e r s .

Josh: err... why are there so many-?

Alex: dont know and i dont want to know *casually goes behind josh* protect me ;-;

Josh: pfft-

K: i think kris regrets making that for you.

Parker: i can see why...

K: well she can always set limits. I dont know... why she didnt yet

Parker: yeah neither do i. *throws a realistic toy spider on josh and alex's bed* hehe

K: alright which one of them lOooOOves spiders? I wanna mess with them ;)

Parker: i think alex hates em.

K: your information will be put to good usage.

I hate it when people ask "whats that"
I get so nervous and just say "whoops thats just a blemish my bad"

"Hey! Nice artwork! It looks just like <person im drawing>!"

"Oh um yeah uh thank uhh... thank you!"

Kris: if ya say so. but if you ever want me to threaten themm~

K: why the hell would anyone want that

Kris: reasons you can't think of.

K: well no shit.

Kris: oh shoot i gotta do something- *fades and ragdolls*

K: you look like you're getting sent to heaven- slowly floating up and fading-

Kris: shut up midget *disappears*

I, too, can not process compliments without stuttering

Kris: i can do the dirty work for ya, creator. I've done it before ;)

K: w h a t. with who-

Kris: everything i have created has had a design i hated, so i just erased em and started fresh.

K: ...oh my.

V3: jesus you're creepy-

Kris: i knowww :D

K: free cash babyyyyy

Kris: its hard to believe you created a living creature

K: I get that a lot, thanks.

V3: I still can't believe that Kris half created me-

K: deal with it B))

Parker: poor v3 has to go for lab work every day and see the face of this demon-

K: im not a demon im a clown- wait. dammit-

Kris: why thank you.

K: well as much as I hate the answer its the right one- *sits down and pulls out a deck of cards* aLriGhT kiDs wHo wAnTs tO pLaY poker?

Kris: *erases the cards*

K: I was joking I wanted to play solitaire : |

Kris: I don't trust you-

Kris: oh, if we're asking questions, this'll be a hard one. who is more normal, Kris or myself?

Parker: *to diego* I think Kris is

K: hey, which one,

Parker: kris. I cant go wrong with that answer :>

K: ...true.

Kris: *catches the eraser* fool ;)

K: aren't you gonna erase it anyways?

Kris: ALL OUT ATTACK ;)))

K: ...

Kris: *punches the clone into the air and 3 clones of Kris beat it up along with her* AIEEEEE

K: w h y

Kris: *steps on the clone and erases it* to get stronger.

K: ...mhm-

Kris: oh poor Peter. he's right there and you're calling ant the favorite : |

K: did you bump your head-

Kris: yes, why?

K: ...no reason

Kris: wait ant... whats that over there? *points as a distraction and makes the clone again* alright never mind i thought I saw something. *plays the sound*

Parker: hell no I'm not looking at that again-

Kris: what are ya, scared?

Parker: y e s .

Kris: thats a you pro-

K: *takes off headphones and puts it on kris*

Kris: this is my jam not gonna lie *starts to do a tiny dance*

K: .

Kris: can I at least have my ink back- *scoops it up with a jar* _ t h a n k s .

K: oh hi Peter
oh bye peter

Parker: why did ya have to draw that-

Kris: yes.

K: you are such a monumental idiot-

Kris: *throws headphones on kris and plays an auto tuned baby crying*

K: what the hell is this WHY THE HELL IS THIS-

Kris: *laughs*

I think miner said "I see all" in morse code but my brain might have mistakened me-

Kris: hmm. *looks at phone and plays chara's creepy laugh* alright now I just need to insert this voice id on their decalll... *makes a clone of devil but makes the face a slight bit deformed in a creepy way and plays the sound* yeah this is fairly creepy-

Parker: what are you doi- AH ;-;

Kris: pffft- I guess it's good for scaring kids.

K: you could have just closed your eyes and imagined. and while you're in your mind, try to imagine yourself a more likeable person. and then open them and weep.

Kris: .

Parker: i... don't think I'd wanna live with that trauma-

K: welp let's test it out. here have a balloon.

Parker: .

Kris: you're screwed up, kris-

K: well who's the one who screwed me up?

Kris: ...yes but-

Kris: popping kids' balloons are fun ngl
I call myself the reverse clown
I pop balloons instead of giving them to the kid :D

K: y e s .

K: iM nOt a kiD yOu'rE a kiD-

V3: ...i think he was talking to me-

Parker: *snicker* i must be pretty good at chess.

Kris: no, you're just good at beating/bullying kids in chess

Parker: uh-

Kris: good job :D

Parker: :>

V3: hOw diD a ChiLd bEaT mE iN cHeSs-

K: well i beat you in chess and you didn't complain

V3: ...i-

K: besides, you're younger than parker, technically speaking.

V3: ...yes but-

K: e x a c t l y . so shut up.

V3: the fact that she beat me 15 times in a row-

K: alright you aren't cut out for chess go back to your mad mood.

V3: ...

Parker: hehe, i beat v3 in chess and now they're mad. A... knife? are you okay devil?

Kris: yeah, they're fineeee.