Kris: *snicker* oh shoot, nice style dev.

Parker: *sits down* kris one question-

Kris: yeah sure what is it kid? *lays down under parker*

Parker: oh uh- just wanted to ask if you can train me :>

Kris: depends. I can either teach you my ways or your special ways.

Parker: your ways :D

Kris: yeah i dont think im letting a kid become god anyways melees or guns

Parker: wha-uhhh... how about melees?

K: bold of you to assume kris is a good training partner

Parker: i trust her-

K: pffffft- good luck kid.

Kris: *grasps diego by the arm and pulls him up* you dramatic dunce-

K: heh, good to be free, bruce?

(Im sitting here like "damn my phone is broken")

makes sense

just making sure my phone isn't on the edge of death

Kris: oh get up diego-

Parker: as much as i hate the fact, i know its true ;-;

Kris: heh, why are ya so afraid?

Parker: cause _ t h i s _ will happen

Kris: damn right ;)

Parker: err....im sure I'll be happy when it happens i guess...?

Kris: *undoes the damage to the phone and puts it in pocket* heh. yeah, charlie. you're actually really good at this stuff. when'd ya get into hair styling?

Parker: pfft- poor diego is gonna get tortured for the rest of his days-

Kris: just like you when you get a boyfriend :D

Parker: oh my- i probably shouldn't be talking then-

Kris: *snaps a photo on her phone* g o r g o u s.

K: pffft-HAH-

Kris: kris his hair looks beautiful *holding back a laugh* dont judge him
even diego and devil likes it- *breaks out into tears laughing*

K: :>

Kris: this adds another reason why I cut my hair short

Kris: *looks at alex* yo i have a question

Alex: yup?

Kris: how did you know how to handle my attacks

Alex: i hear your conversations with kris-

Kris: oh please i dont talk thaaaat loud.

Alex: kris does tho-

K: hey!

Kris: *looks back at bruce to check progress on his hair*

K: pfffft- good luck bruce

Kris: heh.

Parker: hopefully you survive-

Kris: actually, this is half the reason why i cut my hair short.

Parker: hm.

Kris: *draws a platform slightly in the air beside bruce* im curious on how this'll go ;)

K: my hair is too short for anything so uhh

Kris: yeah same

Parker: err... im good, thanks.

Kris: *chills on the hammock and darts knives to a wall* dont worry I'll repair it

Josh: *looks up* repair what- oh.

Kris: i should just- *puts knife away* maybe another day :>

K: yeah lets not use those for about 15,406 years-

Kris: nah i think I'll use 'em tomorrow.

K: a h. on who-?

Kris: training dummy. it's not like im gonna attack a random dude on the street.

K: why did you say that like it was a normal sentence

Kris: meh. both kids gotta learn how to fight ;>

K: so you stab the kid in the back?

Kris: yes.

K: ...

Kris: she has to learn how to dodge-

K: thats not the proper way to do that kris!

Kris: *shrugs* alright parker up for round two?

Parker: *throws a dart at kris and hides behind a couch*

Kris: w e a k.

Kris: we have a runnerrrr~ *raises a small arena around them around them both* you can try to escape buuutt... you won't go anywhere- anyways PERISH *sends a few red knives* : )
dont worry this is for experiments

K: why'd you have to trap me in here with you

Kris: oh wait i can just use you

K: *fades*

Kris: *lowers the arena and goes to kris* i was joking, heh-

K: ...i dont trust you

Parker: kris i can put up a challenge ;)
*raises a knife from the ground* let us commence! *runs up to kris and slashes*

Kris: *looks at parker* ...*slides behind her and stabs her in the back*

Parker: .

Kris: you tried. and failed. *takes knife out of parker and undos the wound*

Parker: *shaking as she walks to sit down*

Kris: oh you're fineee.

Parker: not mentally-

Kris: oh i know how to stop charlie :D
*tosses a blue knife in charlie* BLUE STOP SIGN!

K: ...oh right- charlie i suggest you don't move-

Kris: Anthony make a run for it

K: you are over dramatic

Kris: its _ d e a t h . *throws a cycle of blue and orange knives and one red one* :D

Alex: oh my god kris- *stands in front of bruce and successfully takes the shot without getting harmed* *says to self:* dontdiedontdiedontdie- WAIT WHAT DOES THE RED ONE DO- *ducks, catches the knife and throws it back at kris*

Kris: awe i wanted to see his soul shatter :(

Alex: *throws 15 fireballs at kris and sits back down*

Kris: o w .

K: *looks at Anthony and Charlie* pfft. nah, charlie is having fun :>

Kris: oh. wanna see? *throws the knife into bruce*
r u n.
no seriously, move. you'll die : |

K: is that knife an instant kill to people?!

Kris: maybe.

K: jesus-

Josh: oh thanks dev- KRIS REMOVE IT-

Kris: nah he wanted to see.

Kris: bro chill dont kill the dude. *pulls out an orange knife* thats my job :D

K: I look beautiful i dunno what you're talking about *ducks to not get hit* well there goes that wall. its kind of on fire.

Alex: wait our what-

Josh: *puts water on the fire* why won't it go out-

Kris: Bruce i think you're getting exposed left and right : >

K: nah don't feel bad for ayden.

Parker: hes just enjoying his day- or at least... was.

K: oh good job guys- devils hair actually looks good now :D

Parker: oop-

K: *looks for something* did ayden steal it again-

Kris: what?

K: my cpr dummy *walks out of the room and walks up to aydens room* I sure hope he isn't sleeping. *punches the door as hard as she could* AYDEN

Ayden: jesus- what?

K: did you steal my cpr dummy?

Ayden: kris that was my cpr dummy that you stole from me a year ago-

K: oh.

Ayden: its not like your gonna do work with it, whaddya need it for?

K: things

Ayden: *closes the door* Kris you punched a whole hole through my door-

K: *peeks inside the hole* dang I hit hard anyways *walks back downstairs*

Parker: did you seriously punch a hole through his door to just to ask him a question?

K: I needed to see if he was awake : |

Kris: if yall say so. mah hair is the best tho B))

K: :|

K: I'll answer parkers question for you: I am not ok

Parker: hey! Its just cool-

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