yo fluffybuns the kids soul is right here break the barrier *walks into another room*

Masculine: Kieth

Feminine: Leah

these were just random names i found lmao

damn you're back.
i kinda already told the king that you're dead so... uh... can you just quickly die for me?

that would be awesome.

Kris: oH bOy! alright training dummy you heard em. now just get up and- what are you doing with that frying pan

K: n o

Kris: ...

K: *tries slams it on her head*

Kris: *slides and stabs her in the back* dang you really are just as bad as the kid

K: .

Kris: here. just run into this green knife. it'll heal you all right up. *sets a knife floating in the air*

K: HELL NO-

V3: well i could use some healing myself so if kris doesn't want the offer-

Kris: sure. *throws the green knife at V3 and it makes a green aura around them* the aura should fade in about 20 seconds

V3: sweet, thanks.

K: ...IT WAS AN ACTUAL HEALING KNIFE?!

Kris: you kinda lost your chance bucko.

K: .

(i think it was a while back but the same happened to me- my brother checked on me and he was like
"dude are you good?"

I responded with "*tears rolling down face* lemon-"

"*walks out of the room* YOUR DAUGHTER IS ON CRACK")

sounds about right.

well that was easy. now monsters are set fre- oh right they killed them all

...

eh.

K: aH- *falls to the ground*

Kris: you weakling. you can't even handle one hit.

K: ...can.. you help me?

Kris: you'll survive. just eat this.

K: ...a jolly rancher?

Kris: i heard its good if you swallow it whole

Parker: KRIS!

Kris: we're trying to kill her, right?

Parker: .......i dont... believe so-

(i think everyone in my household thinks im crazy cause one time im watching things on my phone and this one stupid yt short came up and i was dying right then and there on the floor lmao)

and now you die
:"faint courage" plays loudly:

yeah you can just take that knife of yours, toss your soul in the air and stab it. its a cool little glitch that gives you tons of gold.

K: oh uh Alex?

Parker: oh god-

Alex: yeah...?

K: *puts soap and boiling water in the pan* is this how you clean a pan? *slams full force the pan up to their head with the boiling water and soap in it*

Alex: yeah, you got it. gordon ramsey would be proud.

K: alright, cool. *walks back*

how dare you reject the beauty of sleep
p e r i s h

K: *walks under kris* hey alex is this how you flip a pancake? *full forcefully flips the pancake up to devil*

Alex: I think you got it. spot on.

K: alright just wanted to make sure. *walks back to the kitchenette*

Parker: ...alright then-

eh. it's a gloomy day outside, birds a sleeping, the flowers are dead... on days like these, kids like you...

should be sleeping it's three in the morning and on a school night >:|

what have I just typed lmao

K: im gonna cook something :>
maybe pancakes.

Kris: I know your plan-

K: I just wanna eat something, totally :>

Kris: my god-

T o o
B a d

I think its about 60 feet deep but idk

K: well will you?

Kris: sure. *slaps a band aid on the bruise* all better.

K: why do I ask for your help-

Kris: *looks up at devil* devil how is your paper staying up there with you?

how deep is a 20 foot hole?

yay i made it on the list

Kris: my insides have moved :(

Kris: you're fineeee.

Parker: jeez-

Josh: *looks around kris* yeah you have a fair amount of bruises. congrats devil, you hit her hard enough hard but just enough to not break a bone. I'd say thats a pretty good shot-

K: .