well it's good that you got a few hours of sleep-

Kris: eh, your loss. *dissappears*

K: hold up im gonna go pick something up from the store- *goes to reach for her card* ...wait. she didn't...

Parker: she...did.

K: god dammit. *runs out of the room and outside*

Issac: *looks down out the window* she is really determined to get that card back-

Parker: oh god-

Kris: oh heres kris' debit card you can buy it out with

K: *not noticing she has her card* pfft- yeah that was quite an interesting show. I got it on camera :>

Parker: wait was she gonna sell the shoes for cash or trade it in-

K: *takes a photo*

Parker: .

Kris: jesus kid what did she steal from you to run full speed at her-?

Kris: .........*slowly looks out the doorway* what the hell

Parker: uh- what was that about?! *stands out in the hallway watching Anthony chase down charlie* . . .

Josh: i expect nothing less from those two

Parker: hi charlie bye charlie. wait what- *looks out where charlie is* ...

Kris: hold up creator you do what now-?

K: *wheeze* you are the last person i would expect to do that-

K: :|

Kris: she looks like the person to eat a pizza like a cookie while on the ground laying down

K: ...

Parker: thats random- *takes out a sketchbook*

Issac: as random as it is, i believe it. *digs around in his backpack*

*Kris chose to [ACT > Talk] for her turn

Look, i don't want to kill you. You just want to get out. But you're gonna die anyways if you continue going. The guards at Hotland show no mercy. So you have a choice. Die now, or die later.

Parker: oh issac- thanks for moving me

Issac: yeah i think kris was too lazy to lift you onto the couch- no problem.

K: it's not that i was lazy i just didn't want to do it

Issac: ...isn't that example being lazy?

K: i- shut up

Parker: heh- *leans up on the couch*

Josh: god you two are odd people- even if you two dont claim to, you guys have things in common

K: very true

Kris: agreeable.

Issac: *tosses the pillow back on the couch* well that was weird

Parker: *slowly opens eyes and looks around* i...thought i was on the ground-

K: you sleep walk. you ran into a closet while you were asleep. it looked like you were trying to go to narnia-

Parker: ..

Issac: ....i think I'll... *goes behind the couch with a pillow and throws a pillow over parker*

Josh: i can't tell if this is a staring contest or the thing where cats stare at each other asking for a fight-

Issac: i really do not want to find out

K: *pulls out her phone and plays a low quality "Funky Town" video* .....

Kris: what the hell

K: yes

Kris: why are we doing this again

K: to destract you

Kris: and you're doing a good job-

Kris: jesus do they sleep with a knife?! and i shall not leave him alone :>

Issac: kris protect me-

K: *stares aggressively into kris' eyes*

Kris: *stares back*

Issac: what the hell is this

Alex: ...uh- i couldn't even make a guess

K: oh god sleep battling- i tried to wake someone up and walked out of their room with a bruise

Kris: hAH.

Issac: is nobody gonna...? fine. *picks her up and gently places her on the couch* there. *sits back down*

Kris: seems like parker stopped moving after you picked her up- seems like the best technique. at least for you ;)

Issac: oh my god- *takes out phone*

Kris: i think i ran inside my house and said: MOTHER I AM IN NEED OF WATER FOR THIS 10TH DEGREE BURN

K: oh please it wasn't that bad.

Kris: hell. it felt like hell.

K: hah.

Parker: *gets up with eyes still closed and walks around*

Issac: ...? is she sleepwalking?

K: *looks at parker running into a chair* yeah. i forgot why you shouldn't wake a sleepwalker soOOo- *picks her up and puts her my issac* shes now your problem buddy

Jssac: wha- why me?

K: ...im lazy :D

Kris: i bit into a lemon once :>
it burnt half my tastebuds off :>

K: jesus- how old were you

Kris: ...a month ago.

K: idiot

Issac: uh- are you... ok now?

Kris: semi-ok. my mouth still feels weird ;-;

Issac: welp, every action has a consequence

Kris: yeah i found that out a month ago-

K: now that has me thinking, if devil ever were to be knocked out again... would the squishmellows act as a shock to the heaft-? the amount of fluffyness-

Kris: in this world i wouldn't be surprised if it did

K: when parker wakes up shes gonna turn into a squishmellow fantic ;-;

Kris: *shrugs* oh well.

Issac: *leans head back on the couch*

You didn't sleep at all? Wow my body shut down around 12 in the morning- i physically can not stay awake that long

Issac: how did these two fall asleep so fast- oh great parker is by a coffee table

K: you're implying...?

Issac: she may lose balance and... hit the edge of the table hard? I can't tell if you don't care for others or you're just stupid-

K: iM bO- nah im just stupid. I'd protect her. if she was in a life or death situation

Issac: ...

...You went for my leg and not my head- I have armor on, big shot. I can't tell if you really do want to spare me or you're just dumb... y'know, I'll take that as a mercy shot.

*Kris sends blue and orange spears at you

Kris: ...we have lost parker

Parker: oh im not obsessed-! i just wanted something to sleep on... i did a lot yesterday. *leans head down on it and closes eyes* ahh...

Kris: whos digging her grave

K: alex is strong maybe him

Kris: i think it'd ne wrong to bury his own child

K: yeah your right

Alex: what the hell how did this go from someone liking a pillow to _ t h i s

K: yes