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  kris kreates krap.

Random doodles

My random doodles are either animations or random drawings of people on the bus i take for school

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: *undoes the damage do kris* sup

K: i honestly despise you

Kris: y'know, despise is a strong, hurtful, word.

K: i do not enjoy your presence and wish you would commit one player russian roulette while on fire

Kris: ...

Parker: oh my-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: nah im just assuming. now if you excuse me- *grabs kris from behind herself and throws her near the window* GAHH

K: wHaT tHe eVeR liViNg fUcK-

Kris: this is for teaching me on a day off :>

K: w h a t

Kris: *tosses her out the window* oH bOy that was fun

K: MAYBE FOR YOU-

Parker: *looks down* ..............kris is she gonna be alright

Kris: hell no not if i dont fix her

Parker: will you fix her-?

Kris: yeah.

Parker: alright thats... *looks down and back up* ...good.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: i didn't listen to one thing she said B)

Parker: ...oh hi devil. how was your lil' nap-

Kris: allow me to catch you up. parker and issac ar-

K: KRIS HOW DARE YOU NOT LISTEN TO MY RANT

Kris: who gives a shit

K: ...i do :(

Kris: then go into a mirror, record your conversation and play it back to yourself. lets see what its like experiencing you.

K: alright.

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: well kris, if swallowing something follows by saliva the saliva will melt down the sticky part of the tape, thus-

Kris: I didn't need to know the whole chemical backstory-

K: too bad. *continues on and whispers it in kris's ear*

Parker: kris she's gonna erase your mouth if you continue-

K: eh.

Kris: damn right. hey where'd the other one go, whats-his-face?

Parker: ...Issac? he's just going on a walk to get a feel for the town-

Kris: ah ok.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: oh uh... ok.

Kris: stop acting dumb :>

Parker: : |

Kris: how does the tape not stick to your throat-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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Josh: I'm good.

Parker: hm? yeah I'm good, why do you ask-?

Kris: tape should shut her u- what the hell
how- why-

K: she's charlie. don't question her actions.

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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Alex: ............
Josh save me

Josh: nah :>

Alex: I love ya?

Josh: I repeat: not my issue ;)

Alex: *looks at charlie* well the thing is- *fades*

Josh: pfft-

K: Josh run

Josh: you know I can barely-

K: R U N

Josh: .

Parker: *enters the room and sits on the couch*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: nah, I don't wanna get my hands messy.

K: oh charlie, I can easily get Alex here.
You don't do it by calling his name. You do it by yelling "MACORONI AND CHEESE"

Alex: *appears from a shadow* who has summoned me

K: Charlie wants to annoy you because we're not letting her bother Issac and Parker

Alex: what- *peeks outside the room and goes back in* awe. but anyways I don't wanna get tortured soo- Josh will take my place right? *looks at him*

Josh: you're on your own Alex.

Alex: : |

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: you should assassinate that dude
he left the toilet seat up
100,000 bucks if you end his meaningless existence

Josh: jesus that much for some dude-?

Kris: he makes me mad : |

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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K: I wonder how the kiddos are-

Kris: *gasps with charlie* you unpeeled potato >:0

K: the hell- *exits and sees Parker hugging Issac* aw. *enters the room again* wait diego where do you work again-?

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: eh. I don't :>

K: who ya chatting with, diego?

Kris: I'm honestly surprised you didn't make a dora the explorer reference to his name yet

K: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: *facepalms* Kris please we're just- I'll be right back- *walks out of the room and heads upstairs*

Kris: hAh

Issac: ...Kris- just why. *follows Parker out to check on her and closes the door*

K: *looks at kris* : |

Kris: round two bitch *stares at her*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Issac: *wakes up and slightly picks his head up to see Kris on kris* ...am I hallucinating or-

Parker: this is in fact reality, my friend.

Kris: bro you are more than a friend to h-

Parker: and I wish it was not reality ;-;

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *falls in a fully visible outfit onto kris* im your fallen angel

K: AH-

Kris: *wheeze*

Parker: pfft-

Alex: *walking into the main room from his bedroom* ...i think... im gonna head back-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: yeah they seem at peace. *pushes parker to issac* wHoOps

Parker: wha- *falls onto issac and quickly gets up* .....

Kris: hehe. ya looking a little embarrassed there buster. a lil' red.

K: *takes off flip flop and slaps it on her neck* REVENGE

Kris: ahHhh *falls to the ground and curls in a ball*

K: *kicks kris constantly* perish

Kris: auGgGh

K: parker why are you looking weird cmon beat her to death

Parker: ...looks like shes already dead

K: why do you say tha- ... *looks at a transparent lightly glowing version of kris floating up*

Kris: lol cya bitches

K: HEY GET BACK HERE

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: pray they dont start fighting julian in their sleep-

Parker: *looks back to see issac sleeping* kris has injured him in some way-

Kris: nah. he is probably just tired from natural causes.

Parker: eh, you're right. *goes over, sits on the couch and takes out phone*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *shows a drawing of them both to charlie* i dunno. i tried to make it realistic.

Issac: *closes eyes*

Parker: i highly believe that they will sleep through anything-

Issac: *falls asleep*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: *looks at devil and julian* ah yes, the two royalty and the guards: the squishmellows

Kris: wow you uh... gave me a new idea on what to draw

Parker: oh uh... your welcome-?

Kris: *takes out a piece of paper and sits in front of them both* :>

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  kris kreates krap.

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Issac: oh god- *rolls over to hide his face*

Kris: yo kid are you energized

Issac: ...yeah-? charlie shush- i-

Parker: heh- its fiiine.

Alex: *takes out a deck of cards*

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