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My random doodles are either animations or random drawings of people on the bus i take for school
Kris: *undoes the damage do kris* sup
K: i honestly despise you
Kris: y'know, despise is a strong, hurtful, word.
K: i do not enjoy your presence and wish you would commit one player russian roulette while on fire
Kris: ...
Parker: oh my-
Kris: nah im just assuming. now if you excuse me- *grabs kris from behind herself and throws her near the window* GAHH
K: wHaT tHe eVeR liViNg fUcK-
Kris: this is for teaching me on a day off :>
K: w h a t
Kris: *tosses her out the window* oH bOy that was fun
K: MAYBE FOR YOU-
Parker: *looks down* ..............kris is she gonna be alright
Kris: hell no not if i dont fix her
Parker: will you fix her-?
Kris: yeah.
Parker: alright thats... *looks down and back up* ...good.
Kris: i didn't listen to one thing she said B)
Parker: ...oh hi devil. how was your lil' nap-
Kris: allow me to catch you up. parker and issac ar-
K: KRIS HOW DARE YOU NOT LISTEN TO MY RANT
Kris: who gives a shit
K: ...i do :(
Kris: then go into a mirror, record your conversation and play it back to yourself. lets see what its like experiencing you.
K: alright.
K: well kris, if swallowing something follows by saliva the saliva will melt down the sticky part of the tape, thus-
Kris: I didn't need to know the whole chemical backstory-
K: too bad. *continues on and whispers it in kris's ear*
Parker: kris she's gonna erase your mouth if you continue-
K: eh.
Kris: damn right. hey where'd the other one go, whats-his-face?
Parker: ...Issac? he's just going on a walk to get a feel for the town-
Kris: ah ok.
Parker: oh uh... ok.
Kris: stop acting dumb :>
Parker: : |
Kris: how does the tape not stick to your throat-
Josh: I'm good.
Parker: hm? yeah I'm good, why do you ask-?
Kris: tape should shut her u- what the hell
how- why-
K: she's charlie. don't question her actions.
Alex: ............
Josh save me
Josh: nah :>
Alex: I love ya?
Josh: I repeat: not my issue ;)
Alex: *looks at charlie* well the thing is- *fades*
Josh: pfft-
K: Josh run
Josh: you know I can barely-
K: R U N
Josh: .
Parker: *enters the room and sits on the couch*
Kris: nah, I don't wanna get my hands messy.
K: oh charlie, I can easily get Alex here.
You don't do it by calling his name. You do it by yelling "MACORONI AND CHEESE"
Alex: *appears from a shadow* who has summoned me
K: Charlie wants to annoy you because we're not letting her bother Issac and Parker
Alex: what- *peeks outside the room and goes back in* awe. but anyways I don't wanna get tortured soo- Josh will take my place right? *looks at him*
Josh: you're on your own Alex.
Alex: : |
Kris: you should assassinate that dude
he left the toilet seat up
100,000 bucks if you end his meaningless existence
Josh: jesus that much for some dude-?
Kris: he makes me mad : |
K: I wonder how the kiddos are-
Kris: *gasps with charlie* you unpeeled potato >:0
K: the hell- *exits and sees Parker hugging Issac* aw. *enters the room again* wait diego where do you work again-?
Kris: eh. I don't :>
K: who ya chatting with, diego?
Kris: I'm honestly surprised you didn't make a dora the explorer reference to his name yet
K: ...
Parker: *facepalms* Kris please we're just- I'll be right back- *walks out of the room and heads upstairs*
Kris: hAh
Issac: ...Kris- just why. *follows Parker out to check on her and closes the door*
K: *looks at kris* : |
Kris: round two bitch *stares at her*
Issac: *wakes up and slightly picks his head up to see Kris on kris* ...am I hallucinating or-
Parker: this is in fact reality, my friend.
Kris: bro you are more than a friend to h-
Parker: and I wish it was not reality ;-;
Kris: *falls in a fully visible outfit onto kris* im your fallen angel
K: AH-
Kris: *wheeze*
Parker: pfft-
Alex: *walking into the main room from his bedroom* ...i think... im gonna head back-
Kris: yeah they seem at peace. *pushes parker to issac* wHoOps
Parker: wha- *falls onto issac and quickly gets up* .....
Kris: hehe. ya looking a little embarrassed there buster. a lil' red.
K: *takes off flip flop and slaps it on her neck* REVENGE
Kris: ahHhh *falls to the ground and curls in a ball*
K: *kicks kris constantly* perish
Kris: auGgGh
K: parker why are you looking weird cmon beat her to death
Parker: ...looks like shes already dead
K: why do you say tha- ... *looks at a transparent lightly glowing version of kris floating up*
Kris: lol cya bitches
K: HEY GET BACK HERE
Kris: pray they dont start fighting julian in their sleep-
Parker: *looks back to see issac sleeping* kris has injured him in some way-
Kris: nah. he is probably just tired from natural causes.
Parker: eh, you're right. *goes over, sits on the couch and takes out phone*
Kris: *shows a drawing of them both to charlie* i dunno. i tried to make it realistic.
Issac: *closes eyes*
Parker: i highly believe that they will sleep through anything-
Issac: *falls asleep*
Parker: *looks at devil and julian* ah yes, the two royalty and the guards: the squishmellows
Kris: wow you uh... gave me a new idea on what to draw
Parker: oh uh... your welcome-?
Kris: *takes out a piece of paper and sits in front of them both* :>
Issac: oh god- *rolls over to hide his face*
Kris: yo kid are you energized
Issac: ...yeah-? charlie shush- i-
Parker: heh- its fiiine.
Alex: *takes out a deck of cards*