Kris: ink is the only think keeping your asses alive.

Parker: eh, she just seemed a little more unusual today... i wanted to see if something was wrong. *turns back around in the couch*

Kris: the closest person to where i keep my clone stored-

K: you keep it stored instead of creating another...?

Kris: a waste of ink, my friend. a waste of ink.

Parker: charlie are you good-? you've been acting... strange-

Parker: too much happened today-

Issac: eh, I'd say your day was better than mine. I almost died-

Parker: well having you go through that made me stressed and worry

Issac: oh. i didn't know you actually... thanks parker-! uh, hopefully i didn't scare you too much?

Parker: it's fine! I just hope SOMEONE doesn't experiment on us again

Kris: eh. i guess I'll just use this dude. *summons a random guy* ...you are most definitely not my clone

Random guy: ...where the hell?!

Kris: *erases and spawns clone* ...better-?

Kris: *snickers and sits down on a chair with her legs up on a table*

Issac: hold on what did Kris say-?

K: she spreads darkness its best for you to not know

Issac: ...alright.

Parker: *walks back and sits beside Issac with her head back*

my teacher was like "hey. no. the bell doesn't-" PLEASE TEACHER THERE IS A KID I NEED TO GET FROM HIS SCHOOL-

Kris: there is no light in this world and your existence is fantasy :>
toodaloo~ *disappears*

K: ...

Parker: *picks up a piece of paper and runs to devil's room* a drawing of you and Julian cause I was bored.

K: kris why the hell are you all dark-

Kris: *appears* cause there's no hope :D

K: ...you aren't ok

Kris: I know that very well

"*friendly chuckle* my legs are broken :D"

Kris: I am the bringer of happiness

K: ...happiness? you almost killed a guy bro-

Kris: I am the bringer of light and I am the bringer of dark. For you guys, I am 90% dark : |

Parker: I believe it-

Issac: yeah that sounds like you

Kris: you poor kid, Charlie. I said always choose rock ;)

K: oh, yeah. them being in their room makes sense. many reasons... actually.

Kris: *draws a small bag of cheetos and gives it to charlie* there is your participation award.

Parker: uhh... you tried?

K: hard to believe
wait where did devil go again- ?

Kris: far away from here so nobody needs to hear our conversations : |

K: ...alright

Parker: *watches the rock paper scissors game* heh. you got this charlie!

Kris: *fiddles with the paintbrush* :>

K: whats your plan...?

Kris: oh nothing.

K: ...

Kris: remember kids rock always wins

K: alright let's see it.

Kris: *throws a rock*

K: *throws paper* i win

Kris: back to 'rock always wins' *keeps the rock position and punches Kris in the gut* I win.

K: yes but no-

Alex: oh hey. just writing down something- trying to figure out what things I need to get done for people. like apparently this person wanted me to build something for them... for free. idiot.

Parker: accept the free offer and give them the worst quality

Alex: y'know, that would show them. I'll do that :>

Issac: what can I say, im good with giving people spooks online. *puts phone away, gets up and serves self* hm. pretty good. *sits down*

Alex: alright glad everyone likes it. *sits down and takes out a sketchpad and writes things down*

Parker: thats weird. you should act like another scammer to the scammer

Issac: sounds good. *types in the chat box: your seman donation has been accepted. we are arriving shortly! thank you for choosing heartford health.* aaand sent. now we wait for a mild freak out.

K: what did you send to- *wheeze*

Kris: a very interesting thing you thought of right here and now-

Issac: eh. *looks at phone and the other guy said "cancel"* hah.

Alex: glad to hear i didn't overdo the paprika-

Parker: im fine, im fine. *leans back to a regular position*

Issac: *just on his phone* oh no someones reaching me about my cars extended warranty-

K: pfft- already? you were just created that phone-

Issac: probably some automated number bot.

Alex: alright dev, how is it?

In that span of 2 minutes a demon popped up from the lower floor and just said "yo can i chill here real quick?"
i believe it

Parker: charlie can we please- *puts hands over face* just get off this topic-

Alex: hey, thanks. alright ready in about 10 minutes. *turns off the stove and sits* if you want any, its buffet style. serve it yourself.

when i mom asked what was that about he just said i stubbed my toe-

K: ah alright.

Parker: charlie look it was an accident o-....*looks behind her* the hell

Josh: *leans back in chair* hm?

Parker: ...beside you-

Alex: *actually cooking correctly*

K: the myths are true

Kris: whatcha cooking

K: i was gonna cook up some spaghetti-

K: *takes a peak in the pot* wow, its actually not ash :0

Alex: ...