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  kris kreates krap.

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Josh: ...*looks in a spectator portal* it's a room of nothing?

K: yeah

Josh: why is she on the floor- and the walls are closing in, great.

K: yeah, her fears are being alone and the fear of walls closing in...

Kris: *visibility scared* ...

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: t-t-t-thATS ALL FOLKS! *falls*

K: where did you send her-? please tell me to her personal hell-

Parker: well kris is... gone.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: since day one, hm? pfft- they look aDoRaBLe as a kid :>

K: this is how kris dies-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: hey look they learned how to fully annoy someone

Issac: i... think I'm gonna go for a walk- *walksnout of the room*

Kris: congratulations you get a gold star *claps and a gold star sticker is on their forehead*

K: I half feel bad for the kid and half feel bad for devil... I don't know which one to be sad for

Kris: the kid is suffering more all I did was throw a sticker on them

K: true.

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: no matter how, no matter where. she will manage to eat that tape.

Josh: she...she ate tape?

K: yeah.

Josh: .....

Issac: dev- just why-

K: this is your life now :)

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: *puts hands over her face and puts her head back*

K: nothing to be embarrassed about :>

Kris: says the incell

K: man you made me like this

Kris: yes. so i can annoy you about it.

K: ...

Issac: *slightly red with his head on a pillow* ...

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: *looks at devil doing magic* wait no- that- now you're just screwing with us

Kris: magic never lies :D

Issac: .

K: *wheeze* sorry parks now we all now it's factual~

Parker: but-

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: meh. im fine with it.

Issac: wait do i-?

Kris: i gave you a semi one. just for the ability of alchemy.

Parker: wait, i can't do anything else either... does that mean im a half a crystal too?

Kris: ok just to clear things up you two share a crystal in a way. i split it from your crystal, parker. thats half the reason you two are... ;)

Issac: we are what? wait-...oh shut it we know thats not-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *snicker* seems like that flower did a number on you, hm?

K: .

Josh: oh, crystals are the main source of power in anyone or anything with a supernatural ability. size doesn't matter, all the same strength. sometimes the crystals flow through our blood and sometimes it sits in a certain system.

K: basically it's a power source.

Josh: if we were to get rid of this object, you would be weak, tired, and have no abilities.

K: like me :D
wait so i just don't have on of those things

Josh: yeah. either kris didn't care to give you one or she just forgot. everyone is supposed to have it when they were created, or born. you can't insert it in your body.

K: ....ah

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: hey, pretty cool- diego almost died but uh... he's still with us and living a normal life... everythings fine. the gadget on my wrist is like a multi-tool. either energy, strength, agility, and... thats it.

Josh: hey look, you do know how to make stuff.

K: oh yeah i took one of your two crystals to make it

Josh: ...i can always get another i suppose-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Josh: its peetty simple, really
You know that the distance between the stations is 252.2 miles. Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal. We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their dep-

K: SHUT UP
JUST
shut
up

Josh: pfft- too much for your brain to handle?

Kris: it's too much even for me wtf

K: hey, pretty neat bracelet though. I always use these things. *holds up something that slides onto your foreharm* it sends the power through me temporarily cause i don't physically have a power

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: seriously? its an easy question- I can't believe you guys didn't get that. I don't feel like hurting kids so I'll just... *lowers the podium and shes in a regular outfit again*

Josh: *solving the problem* 32.058 minutes.

Kris: corrreeeccct!

Issac: how the hell did you figure that out-

K: dont answer that josh dont go full nerd on the kid

Josh: heh.

(night)

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *looks dead in the eyes of devil and shows them themself dying over and over again in just a few seconds* Now beauties, final question. Who is parkers-

Parker: im gonna stop you right there

Kris: HAH. joking.
Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?

K: the fuck-?!

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: Correct darling! ...Sorry devil, im afraid that wasnt right : )
*shoots devil with electricity*
Next question: whos the best person in this room?

A: Kris

B: Kris

C: Kris

D: Kris

Alex: i'll have to go with E, myself :>

Kris: *shoots alex 15 times with lighting* suffer

Alex: .

Josh: *stands in front of alex* : |
*sits back down*

Alex: *side hugs josh* thanks man.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: CORRRECT! nice work darlings. next question. An old man and a kid are crossing the street. Whaddya hit?

K: what is wrong with you

Kris: kris you're just thinking wrong.

K: oh. oh i see-

V3: both.

Kris: ...*electrocutes v3* Im afraid thats wrong, darling~

V3: OW-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: alright beauties, first question. *switches into a suit and a top hat and goes onto a podium* this will be an opened ended question!
How many flys are in this jar? *holds up a jar with about 50 flys in it*

K: what kind of-

Josh: .

Parker: ...thanks issac-

Issac: *lets go* anytime...!

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: *takes a deep breath*

Issac: parker you're fine- er-

Kris: *nods*

Issac: ...*gives a small side hug to parker*

Parker: .

Kris: well that calmed her down. anyways WHOS UP FOR A GAME SHOW!?

K: what

Kris: the rules are simple. get it right or perish~ :D

K: ...im not doing this

Kris: oh boo hoo. *sits*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: hey look hes a real psychic

K: damn anyways- *takes out phone*

V3: ...is parker ok or-?

Kris: yeah shes good just hyperventilating

V3: ...w h y ? what did you do now-

Kris: nah she just fell asleep by accident
she doesn't know that issac didn't really mind-

V3: you gonna...?

Kris: pfft- nah. Im not tellin'. *goes over to the kitchenette and makes quaso and draws some tortilla chips*

V3: well thats a little... not right-

Kris: eh. oh hey julian. *sits down*

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: heh. he does seem like the kind of guy to be a psychic.

Parker: *wakes up* why... is everyo- ...

Kris: sup

Parker: ohmygod-

Kris: *wheeze*

K: alright lets see if you're a psychic or not. will i ever find someone?

Kris: you're not gonna like- you know what I'll let him tell you the answer

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