Kris: the hell how did you knock em down-?

Parker: ...*looks out the window at at peter* o h .

Josh: uh ...*lifts water where Peter is, picking him up above water*

Parker: .

Kris: she's going to Mexico

Issac: what is she talking about?

Parker: oh, don't worry about it

Parker: *opens the door* i have returned with fri-

Kris: mine. *takes them*

Parker: ... i have returned empty handed.

Kris: you fool. you monumental idiot. i am a master, as for you? you are a mere peon. *holds banana behind her*

K: ...

Issac: ...

Parker: *walks out of the room*

Kris: *draws a banana and eats it* whos up for mario kart

K: what-

Kris: start running

K: *begins to jog*

Kris: *tosses the peel*

K: *slips on it and spins* shit

Kris: you lose

Issac: what was on i-

Parker: hey josh-?

Josh: pfft.

Kris: heya.

Parker: ...*changes it so the paper didn't have ink*

Issac: heh, what was on the paper anyways?

Parker: uh- just figures and joints.

Issac: oh cool.

You just start playing it and your parents are just like "I regret this decision"

Oh nice. We bought my instrument since i was playing since 4th grade- i am apparently... one of the few who has it at home. which means we're gonna sound horrid. and thats if we get a teacher, of course.

Alex: ...

Kris: *stretches* that was a good nap

Alex: the hell.

Kris: *sits down on the couch with legs up on a coffee table* : |

Josh: *teleports parker back in the room* hey. oh thanks for the ice tea.

my last class today was band
we have no band teacher yet
"Oh don't worry, we have a band teacher in hire. He should be in shortly. probably a week. Thank you for your patience!"
.......

K: im sure she'll be back soon.

Alex: hopefully? I don't feel comfortable with a body in my room closet- yeah why did you shove a boy in our room

K: yes

Josh: *looks at the paper* :>

Block days suck 💀

Parker: josh please teleport me to the shop-

Josh: alright. *gives a few dollars* get me a drink, thanks. *claps and she's gone*

Kris: I'm gonna disconnect for a bit. *falls without consciousness*

K: ...why does she do this at the most random times
*kicks her into a closet*

Kris: i have problems :>

Alex: we all know that-

Kris: ...yo kid do you know how to ACT?

Alex: .

Percy: i can honestly see that she can be... interesting.

Kris: there is really no purpose for you to be here so- *takes out eraser*

Percy: *holds a notebook in front of herself to defend*

Kris: ......

Parker: *quickly finishes up the drawing and shoves it into pocket* kris dont harm her-

Kris: i dont need another one here. *the two get into a fighting stance*

Parker: ...won't...she come back?

Kris: damn you're right. *throws a few erasers and percy is gone* well i can't kill her the way shes used to. I sent her back in the coffin... which isn't buried... oh god-

Alex: the kid gets a second chance to commit regicide and get out of that hell? I don't see a problem.

Kid: im... percy-? who are you?

Kris: damn i always just called you persevered

Percy: err-

Kris: ok yeah percy, preserved- i get it. anyways yeah what the heck happened?

Percy: well, i climbed a mountian and found something at the very top. a cool crystal- i tried to grab it but ended up falling. I was greeted by this... flower. the whole world was messed up...

Kris: oh right. then you died to the fish. garson stole your book and glasses by the way. be happy i redrew them for you- all your notes may not be in there tho.

Percy: oh... my- thank you.

Alex: ...kris interacting with a 10 year old is so confusing- shes over here screwing with parker and loving a 10 year old that she has no relation to-

Josh: yeah shes interesting. i wonder what the kid thinks of all this... she basically just got reincarnated into this avatar in a completely different world

Alex: poor girl.

Parker: *sigh of relief*

Kris: *swipes the paintbrush across the canvas and another kid is standing there*

Kid: where the- how...?

Kris: sup persistent this is the afterlife. how'd you die?

Kid: but... i can physically... *moves around*

Kris: i guess i did bring you back, hm? well anyways how'd you die

Kid: a... warrior in armor in waterfall

Kris: seriously? is that why gerson? dang that sucks. anyways thats all i wanted. enjoy: your death... again.

Kid: w-wait!

Kris: damn that coming from devil really means its not normal :>

V3: ...eh.

Parker: look it was just about practicing figures-?

Kris: *draws on the canvas* round two babyyy

V3: oh god-

V3: eh, just something to suck out the venom
is it bad that it felt good stabbing you, kris-

K: yes. yes it is. *takes out the venom filled tube and throws it into a bin in the lab*

Parker: *in slight panic uses the wood from the table and uses the paper to turn into cardboard* : |

Parker: ... *flips the page over*
just a tree. working on landscape art.

K: *gets up* she just put me in a room full of snakes crawling around- my biggest fear : |

V3: you good tho? any bites?

K: yeah one small one on the-

V3: *sticks something in her arm where the bite was and floats back up in a relaxing position*