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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Hell if I'm gonna be sticking around after that-
I wanted to scream and just like... 🏃‍♂️
I know he probably wasn't a threat but looks can be deceiving and some shit

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K: weren't you tried? out of breath? stumbling totally not on purpose on alex?

Josh: it wasn't on purpose but yeah I was-

K: and now you're better

Josh: yeah, actually

K: it worked :>
*looks at charlie* what the-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: I think its best we don't tell him his kid got high on... tea bags-

K: *a green aura goes around josh*

Josh: the hell-

K: you're welcome.

Josh: .

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *floats behind diego* sup.

Issac: *sits next to Parker and messes around with a pencil* what/who should I draw...

V3: let's see...I have no clue. all I know that kris is summoning a demon

K: *outside making a circle for alchemy* alchahistory... alright this should do. *stands on the outside and the circle glows*

V3: ...

Issac: oh that's just healing alchemy-

V3: it looks like she's summoning satan what the hell

Issac: heh-

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  kris kreates krap.

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remember kids, cannibalism is a good source of protein :D

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  kris kreates krap.

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interesting idea

I like it.

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: tell him no. we didn't do anything :D

Kris: *enters the room again* alright back. oh hey the clown has a mouth again.

K: you've always had a mouth

Kris: kris shut up

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  kris kreates krap.

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Issac: *sigh of relief and sits with head tilted on a pillow*

K: who ya talking to, diego?

Kris: he is either assassinating someone or talking with... uhhh... someone in this existing plane of life

K: ...well duh

Kris: oh shoot I forgot something- *hops out the window*

K: uh, ok.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: damn yall here crackling of fire? oh hey look a quarter- *bends down so the fireball goes to parker, who's resting*

Issac: thats a nickel you dunce- ..*raises a stone wall in front of her and lowers it*

Kris: *shines it in light* oh that is a nickel. *flicks it to devil* 6 cents ;)

K: w h a t

Kris: its a very special nickel.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *runs then jumps behind devil* cya. *disappears and goes back to the apartment* alright where should I hide these

K: uhh...

Kris: good choice. *the bag of cheetos disappear out of her hand*

K: ...alright then

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *snickers and runs as fast as she can*

Clone: I have brain- *disappears from the eraser*

K: ...oh my

Parker: that poor person-

K: that was anything but human- that was a creature ;-;

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: it's a good trick to confuse someone with :>

Kris: *spawns a clone in the apartment*

Clone: I have come with a message

K: what?

Clone: ur mom lol get rekt bozo chicken nugget power

Kris: *grabs the cheetos and hides them somewhere in the room while the clone is distracting them*

K: what the living fuck did kris do to you

Clone: I have lost 15 braincells in the making :D

K: ...*slowly backs up and goes behind Issac and Parker*

Issac: ....*pushes Kris forward* im not your human shield-

K: dang I thought you were willing to save someone

Issac: ...from death? this is just some clone.

K: : |

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: sup devil. whats in the bag?

V3: *looks outside* oh that does look nice. is she... sleeping-?

K: no but she is. *points to parker*
*grabs her* WAKEE UPPPP

Parker: JESUS- WHATS WRONG?!

K: chicken noodle soup.

Parker: ...*puts hand on her shoulders and forms her sweatshirt into a cotton pillow* : |

K: wha- hey! *puts her down*

Parker: *sits on the couch with the sweatshirt-formed pillow behind her*

K: ...what material was in my jacket-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: ah, alright. *walks to the window and looks out at the water* a nice view.... *hops out of the window and walks to the water*

K: did she just notice the view

Josh: no, probably just because the sun is setting over the water. a golden lake is pretty cool.

K: yes... but she's the last person I'd expect to enjoy that stuff.

Josh: eh, she has a normal life too. photography is her thing, right? of course she'd like that.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Issac: ...alright... its just a first instinct. I don't want to see others get hurt. that's all.

Kris: let me get this straight. they're not afraid of death... but afraid of a kid... that will kill them?

K: yes :D

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: I wonder how devil would react to this kind of thing... *darts an eraser at devil*

Issac: hell no- *jumps in front of it and throws a shield so it erases the shield*

Kris: you're gonna run out of materials at some point-

Issac: stop erasing innocent people

Kris: I n n o c e n t ?

Issac: ...I mean... well just people enjoying their life.

Kris: eh. one more time ;)
*throws eraser at devil*

Issac: KRIS- *quickly looks around and throws a pillow*

Kris: heh, like a promised, thats it :>

Issac: *sighs and sits down*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: well I do have spare erasers so- *darts one at diego and revives him*

K: jesus kris-!

Kris: hes fineeeee. mentally is in debate but he's fineeee.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: dang. *looks down* DANG- *quickly paints a platform above it and fades back to the apartment*

K: you should've put on a show :>

Kris: ...I'm not killing them.

K: kiLL oR-

Kris: *whacks with frying pan* s h u t

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *front flips over devil, taking the bag of cheetos and runs away* toodaloo tantos~

K: ...oh god-

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: oh I just wanna show him something :>

Ayden: *slightly opens the door* ...yes?

K: *takes kris' paintbrush and controls ayden*

Ayden: oh you have got to be-

K: hehe. *releases him* ok thats all bye *closes the door*

Ayden: ...

Kris: cheeto supply? oh boy ;) *edits self, makes herself low gravity, and jumps out the window*

K: I... think she's taking a cheeto bag and running away-

V3: yeah that sounds like her.

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