Josh: ...well uh... that was... : |

Alex: *looks at the window at kris in the lake* pfft- the hell-?

Josh: the heck happened anyways?

Alex: she ate fire.

Josh: ...im not surprised

Alex: with pleasure. *tosses kris the puff*

K: cant be that bad. *eats it* see? not tha- ....

Alex: pfft-

K: *dashes into alex's bedroom* JOSH WAKE UP

Josh: ...hm?

K: WHERE IS THE NEAREST SUPPLY OF WATER

Josh: wha-

K: THANKS *jumps out of the window and runs to the lake*

Josh: what the hell-?

Alex: *wheezes*

P i z z a

K: just put sand on top of your mouth it's not that hard :>

Alex: thats not how fire magic works

K: err..well...im all out of ideas. suffer.

Alex: ...

Kris: not gonna lie kris should try one

K: what.

Kris: yeah i think thats a good idea

K: uh-

Alex: alright then, note to self. never eat something even if you're immune to it-

K: so you technically can't eat peanut butter...

Alex: alright note to self, dont eat fire

K: you sounded so stupid saying that-

Alex: ...yes. yes i did.

(gn)

Alex: i don't even feel the pain- the roof of my mouth is absorbing the fire and now its just... some... weird feeling

K: you think water would help?

Alex: *takes a sip of water from a water bottle* .....o w.

K: i guess that did nothing. maybe call in water?

Alex: ...im not waking him up for something like this-

Alex: *takes one, lights it on fire, and eats it* ah yes, it tastes like _ b u r n i n g .

K: yall dont even like taste anymore yall like pain

Alex: i believe thats the point

Parker: ...ouch.

Kris: i believe what charlie was going to say was "what the fuh-REAKING hell is wrong with you-"

K: totally

Kris: im good at transitioning words :>

K: ...yeah. totally.

Parker: i feel like i would say firetruck-

K: am i the only one who would just let 'er rip or-

K: *walks into the apartment and sits* well uh...

Kris: pfft- dont worry. I didn't actually use your money for it.

K: really?

Kris: *hands wallet to kris*

K: *looks inside and sees nothing in there* i should have known-

Kris: oh fiiiineeee. *claps and theres the same amount of money in there*

K: thank you. *puts wallet away*

K: *rolls into a ball on the ground*

Kris: i think she figured out the hard truth

K: :(

Kris: *snicker*

Parker: you are evil

Kris:
n o
i m
K r i s

Parker: .....

Kris: *throws a bag to diego* p u f f s

Issac: pfft- why though?

Kris: why NOT?

Issac: ...i-

Kris: exactly :>

K: *steals all of the bags of cheese puffs and jumls out the window*

Kris: aww... cute... she thinks she can get her money back :D

V3: you enjoy watching people suffer wayyyy too much.

Kris: oh nothing much... *walks up to the supply of cheese puffs and grabs 15 bags* :>
*checks out and walks back*

K: if shes buying a stupid thing with my card im going to-

Kris: *bardges through door* I GOT CHEESE PUFFS~

K: kill me.

Kris: sure :D

K: .

Issac: ...uh-

K: hey, hey. I challenged him to a game of some texas holdem-

Kris: of course you did- *takes kris' wallet and disappears*

K: she is either giving it to the kid or- WAIT THAT HAS MY-

Alex: *wheeze*

Parker: why are you guys looking at us weird- *chills on a couch issac*

K: so what did you guys do? :>

Issac: eh, we just went for a walk.

K: ah. alright. now anyways i have to say i did gamble with a 5 year old and got 20 bucks but-

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Kris: eh, I can give yall some moola.
hey, im not teaching them this stuff. Kris is ;)

K: what.

Kris: you shall never know who im talking about. Myself in the third person or Kris~

K: you are an odd child

Kris: no im Kris

Parker: *walks in the room with issac*

K: *watching Issac and Parker eating ice cream on a bench outside* :>

Kris: weirdo. *looks at Anthony and charlie* pfft, 10 dollars? pathetic. you gotta go all in :>

K: kris stop teaching them to gamble-

Kris: never

K: they are probably local, right...? *looks out the window and down the street* pfft-

Kris: heh.

K: well then, I think that settles our argument on whether they're together or not-

K: *glances in the room* yeah he's just checking on josh. making sure he's good.

Kris: yeah that sounds like him- *clears the board* hey look "master", I finished the game for you.

K: *looks at the finished cards* ...I did that I don't know what you're talking about :>

Kris: *facepalms*

K: *pulls out cards* Kris, allow me to show you the work of a master. *lays out solitaire*

Kris: you failed already.

K: ...I don't know what you're talking about :>

Kris: ah yes, work of a master. *doodles*

Alex: *walks into bedroom and sits on the bed beside josh*