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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: ah yes, m e d a l s .

K: my self esteem has lowered by 15 notches

Kris: thats a you problem

K: howzabout this... i train and then we try again

Kris: pfft- alright. *takes out cards and sits with her* for now slowpoke, lets just play some war. another game i know i can kick your ass in.

...

K: ...i win.

Kris: SHIT

K: *wheeze*

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: *catches the medal* im amazing ;)

K: ...bet i can beat you with powers

Kris: highly doubt it. alright, take your head start.

K: *dashes*

Kris: ...*walks and finishes before kris*

K: HOW-

Kris: im amazing.

K: h o w .

Kris: *goes inside with kris* long story short: she tried

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: alright i am never changing out of my usual outfit again *switches back into regular outfit*

K: *laughs*

Kris: it was comfortable though, i have to say.

K: eh. it would slow you down in a race.

Kris: where the hell did that come from- i dont think thats how this works

K: welp, lets see ;)

Kris: *disappears with kris outside* alright the rules are simple. no powers.

K: alright

Kris: oh, you can get a head start.

K: ...alright. *takes off running*

Kris: you fool. I have my crocs in SPORT MODE *dashes right by kris and gets to the finishing point*

K: what the fu-

Kris: language, buddy~

K: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: yeah my pajamas are just- *changes into an avatar with a cyan shirt, pink shorts and white crocs*

K: you look like youd be that one girl in cookie monster pants walking around eating spicy cheetos during her mile walk for gym in that outfit

Kris: .....

V3: pfft-

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: how was your day kris

K: ...good?

Kris: oh thats good. *takes out knife, spins knife around and slams it on her head with the flat side*

K: *falls* oW

Kris: be lucky it wasnt the blade

K: i aM hApPy aBoUt tHaT bUt jEsUs-

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  kris kreates krap.

Encanto girl

no its color is obviously #FFA500 yall are crazy

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: charlie my dear child, you have just learned a lesson of karma. what goes around comes around ;>
I tought kris this lesson many times.

K: NGAH! *slams her on the head with her paintbrush*

Kris: ...*leans a tad bit to the left*

K: ...we're cool, right?

Kris: ...

K: ...we're cool... right...?

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  kris kreates krap.

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Alex: oh fine. *ties a rope around him and jumps* I NEVER ANCHORED THE ROOOpppee-

Josh: .

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  kris kreates krap.

Q: what color is an orange

"Ted you bonehead. It's color is the same as its name, just like a lemon."

https://youtu.be/CGLOzth4wCE

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: eh. yall are lazy. I'd assume devil would be up to a challenge more than anyone ;)

K: kris that stuff doesnt work on them

Kris: awe. I guess I'll go back to the dummy.

K: ...*looks at charlies forehead* ...i could say so many-

Kris: looks like the bottom of a kindergarteners desk

K: pfft- kris you cant-

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  kris kreates krap.

Q: E?

Question: what color is an orange

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: eh. shes fine. the hole gremlin will take care of her for now.

Josh: the what-

*a hand sticks out of the hole*

Josh: JESUS

Alex: *shoots it* well theres no more gremlin.

Josh: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: heh, i love it when they have high self esteem.

K: ...where did you-

Kris: yeah. just a minor glitch. nothing too bad. *claps* good game folks. now who wants to challenge me? *takes out a red knife with a purple soul at the bottom* :>

K: hell no

Kris: suit yourself.

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: knew it- ...*looks at charlie* go for it ;>
nothing bad will come out of this

V3: ...the way you said that-

K: yeah i cant be wrong. i could've accidentally said that in a sarcastic tone ;)

V3: ...well you're not... uh...

K: mhm~
now allow us to watch... t h i s .

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  kris kreates krap.

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Josh: awe.

K: wow devil, you really uh... like cats-

V3: kris they only named a few items-

K: i know they have a whole closet full of cat stuff
I can just sense it

V3: ...alright.

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  kris kreates krap.

=+🇨🇳Chinab🇨🇳+=

ah yes my social credit score

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Thanks- im waiting ten minutes and distracting myself then going back to see if I remember. I really should have started to study like about... 3 days ago. but y'know... b a b y s i t t i n g. b a n d.

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: yeah she usually glitches a little bit. I don't know why... probably too lazy.

Josh: *tilts head towards the cat* awe. cute. *lays hand out with cat treats in it*

Alex: where'd you get those?

Josh: ...i... don't know.
I just teleported them in. probably from some store.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: alright time to figure this thing out. *falls on the ground with no response and her avatar shines*

K: ...the hell-
I think I'll just... *kicks her into the lab and puts a carpet over her* nothing to worry about. *goes over, kneels down and pets the cat*

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