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Kris: meh. ray is fast but kris is faster : )
K: the way you said that- just you speaking in the third person made it so... MMH.
Kris: im right though~
oh, charlie, writing things down i see? heres some words of wisdom to remember. write this down: when life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price
K: ...
Kris: surprise ray and bury him :>
V3: yeah i dont think-
Kris: nono, it'll be fine.
Josh: yeah uh... we're... whats the word?
Alex: sane? normal? non-kris?
K: oh great i have a term named after me
Alex: damn right ;)
Kris: eh, just the harmful ones.
didn't remove any like... long term stuff.
I hope.
V3: charlie you seem wayyyy more into it than you probably should be-
y'know, sometimes i ask the same question about josh and alex
Alex: and why's that?
V3: you two seem like the opposite of each other
Alex: : |
Kris: well i mainly whiped a few memories and fixed her right up. nothing too bad for a cut.
Alex: i mean you guys can technically still burry her... alive.
Kris: no-
Alex: alright tough luck folks.
Kris: *appears with kris in her arms and throws her onto the couch*
Alex: sup corpse.
K: *sound asleep*
Kris: i didn't kill her. the process that needed to be done just made her tired.
Alex: ah.
V3: awe i was excited to dig her grave
Alex: you what-
V3: i feel like she'd bring her somewhere she hates and then repair her...
Josh: that does sound like kris- *leans up*
Kris: aaay now devil is learning.
K: i wish they hadn't
Kris: oh shut up- *picks her up and disappears*
V3: .....uh- any guesses on where..?
K: wha- if anything alex is the stupid one-
Kris: you wanted to take a bath with a toaster for a snack
K: ...shut-
Kris: oh please, lets go back to what i was saying earlier. whenever someones in pain, you spare em :>
so they live a life of pain~
K: with the amount of pain i am going through currently, you are going to be the cause and reason for my death-
Kris: erase her, i erase you. got it?
K: OH NOW YOU HELP ME-
Kris: *wheeze* yup.
K: ...you are so- get back here!
Kris: im good.
K: KRIS GET ME AN ERASER
Kris: nah
K: ...please?
Kris: nah.
K: pretty plea-
Kris: why do you need it
K: ...to end... someone.
Kris: im good.
K: WELL IM NOT-
Kris: cry.
V3: ...*compares the attacks* lets see here... one is only to attack and mine is to use special attacks. different shape... different-
Kris: *cough* see?
V3: ...yeah im not buying it
Kris: yall are-
K: well its working- *rolls into an elevator, presses all the buttons and rolls out at the last second so devil is in the elevator* hehe.
Kris: *peeks head out* they'll just teleport, kris
K: dammit.
V3: oh uh- thanks- *moves magic around and turns the drawing into a random person* kris is this the person you stole the idea from? he attacks with hands... i attack with hands...
Kris: *peeks* inspired by him, v3. inspired.
K: wHaT dO yOu wAnT fRoM mEeE
V3: welp, glad i did something to assist. *floats in a laying down position and draws with magic in the air*
K: nope nope nope nope- *rolls out of the door*
Kris: ...
V3: wow uh... i didn't expect that to work
Kris: the power of magic.
V3: *says something with their head down, 5 hands spawn and shoot kris all at once*
K: ...you...my chest...d e a d
Kris: man you wouldn't be speaking if you were dead get up
K: i think im fine down here.
Kris: ...
Kris: glad to hear you enjoyed beating her up
K: dude I'm bleeding throw ink over-
Kris: ITS FINEEEE
K: .
Kris: you overreact.
K: *falls to the ground*
Kris: ...hey v3 nows your chance to be a hero
V3: wh-
K: uh- ...
Kris: damn I thought I gave them the healing one
never mind
K: ...
Kris: suck it up buttercup *takes the knife out her stomach*
K: *with a cut in her gut* are you going to... fix... it?
he is either stupid or dumb.
or maybe just seeing if I care for him...
probably just dumb.
Kris: *shows them a few techniques on kris* alright choose one and try it out. *tosses a dull throwing knife*
K: whys it so dul-
Kris: maybe... so it doesn't kill someone?? dumbo-
K: ...oh yeah that would make sense
Kris: allow our training to commence. *spawns a few clones and they do different actions by sneak attacking Kris in different ways*
Now, which style do you like best. Doppelganger, or... basically anything that was just shown...
K: *on the ground* KRIS PLEASE TELL THEM TO STOP AAA
Kris: *snaps and the clones are gone* happy, pacifist?
K: shut up-
Oh god- I have no advice cause my brothers just annoying but I say just do what they hate all the time :)
Like for example, talk a little too loudly or fill his shoes with water
Y'know on second thought I think your parents would kill you never mind