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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: meh. ray is fast but kris is faster : )

K: the way you said that- just you speaking in the third person made it so... MMH.

Kris: im right though~
oh, charlie, writing things down i see? heres some words of wisdom to remember. write this down: when life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price

K: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: surprise ray and bury him :>

V3: yeah i dont think-

Kris: nono, it'll be fine.

Josh: yeah uh... we're... whats the word?

Alex: sane? normal? non-kris?

K: oh great i have a term named after me

Alex: damn right ;)

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: eh, just the harmful ones.
didn't remove any like... long term stuff.
I hope.

V3: charlie you seem wayyyy more into it than you probably should be-
y'know, sometimes i ask the same question about josh and alex

Alex: and why's that?

V3: you two seem like the opposite of each other

Alex: : |

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: well i mainly whiped a few memories and fixed her right up. nothing too bad for a cut.

Alex: i mean you guys can technically still burry her... alive.

Kris: no-

Alex: alright tough luck folks.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *appears with kris in her arms and throws her onto the couch*

Alex: sup corpse.

K: *sound asleep*

Kris: i didn't kill her. the process that needed to be done just made her tired.

Alex: ah.

V3: awe i was excited to dig her grave

Alex: you what-

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  kris kreates krap.

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V3: i feel like she'd bring her somewhere she hates and then repair her...

Josh: that does sound like kris- *leans up*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: aaay now devil is learning.

K: i wish they hadn't

Kris: oh shut up- *picks her up and disappears*

V3: .....uh- any guesses on where..?

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: wha- if anything alex is the stupid one-

Kris: you wanted to take a bath with a toaster for a snack

K: ...shut-

Kris: oh please, lets go back to what i was saying earlier. whenever someones in pain, you spare em :>
so they live a life of pain~

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: with the amount of pain i am going through currently, you are going to be the cause and reason for my death-

Kris: erase her, i erase you. got it?

K: OH NOW YOU HELP ME-

Kris: *wheeze* yup.

K: ...you are so- get back here!

Kris: im good.

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: KRIS GET ME AN ERASER

Kris: nah

K: ...please?

Kris: nah.

K: pretty plea-

Kris: why do you need it

K: ...to end... someone.

Kris: im good.

K: WELL IM NOT-

Kris: cry.

V3: ...*compares the attacks* lets see here... one is only to attack and mine is to use special attacks. different shape... different-

Kris: *cough* see?

V3: ...yeah im not buying it

Kris: yall are-

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: well its working- *rolls into an elevator, presses all the buttons and rolls out at the last second so devil is in the elevator* hehe.

Kris: *peeks head out* they'll just teleport, kris

K: dammit.

V3: oh uh- thanks- *moves magic around and turns the drawing into a random person* kris is this the person you stole the idea from? he attacks with hands... i attack with hands...

Kris: *peeks* inspired by him, v3. inspired.

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: wHaT dO yOu wAnT fRoM mEeE

V3: welp, glad i did something to assist. *floats in a laying down position and draws with magic in the air*

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: nope nope nope nope- *rolls out of the door*

Kris: ...

V3: wow uh... i didn't expect that to work

Kris: the power of magic.

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  kris kreates krap.

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V3: *says something with their head down, 5 hands spawn and shoot kris all at once*

K: ...you...my chest...d e a d

Kris: man you wouldn't be speaking if you were dead get up

K: i think im fine down here.

Kris: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: glad to hear you enjoyed beating her up

K: dude I'm bleeding throw ink over-

Kris: ITS FINEEEE

K: .

Kris: you overreact.

K: *falls to the ground*

Kris: ...hey v3 nows your chance to be a hero

V3: wh-

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  kris kreates krap.

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K: uh- ...

Kris: damn I thought I gave them the healing one
never mind

K: ...

Kris: suck it up buttercup *takes the knife out her stomach*

K: *with a cut in her gut* are you going to... fix... it?

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  kris kreates krap.

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he is either stupid or dumb.
or maybe just seeing if I care for him...
probably just dumb.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: *shows them a few techniques on kris* alright choose one and try it out. *tosses a dull throwing knife*

K: whys it so dul-

Kris: maybe... so it doesn't kill someone?? dumbo-

K: ...oh yeah that would make sense

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: allow our training to commence. *spawns a few clones and they do different actions by sneak attacking Kris in different ways*
Now, which style do you like best. Doppelganger, or... basically anything that was just shown...

K: *on the ground* KRIS PLEASE TELL THEM TO STOP AAA

Kris: *snaps and the clones are gone* happy, pacifist?

K: shut up-

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  kris kreates krap.

Miraculous

Oh god- I have no advice cause my brothers just annoying but I say just do what they hate all the time :)
Like for example, talk a little too loudly or fill his shoes with water
Y'know on second thought I think your parents would kill you never mind

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