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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: sounds good. everyone get situated, I'll be... there. *sits down by a food platter* nobody touches my strawberries

Parker: hey guys, ooo a strawb-

Kris: *stares dead into parkers eyes* n o

Parker: ...alright i guess no strawberries

Issac: *running far behind parker in a navy blue suit* how do you run so fast-

Parker: honestly dunno.
looking good, looking good. i was afraid you were gonna come down in a sweatshirt, heh-

Issac: hey, i know style-!

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  kris kreates krap.

Dare2:try ur best to annoy rose

If they're a marvel fan just simply say "batman is my favorite revenger"
it makes my friend so mad lmao

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: hm. Alright well i can't go in this- *goes into a bathroom and comes out in a white dress and with hair out* ah. better.

Issac: lookin' good- welp i guess we should get going

Parker: mhm. *exits the room with issac

Kris: eh. i tried to do...*looks around* something? *shrugs and looks at a paper* ...what the hell kind of stuff-

K: you've never been to a wedding before, have you

Kris: ......

K: oh give me that- *takes the paper* ah, simple. kris how did you write this all if you dont even know how this stuff works

Kris: a little thing called Bing

K: i should've known- I'll do this stuff i guess. It's not like you're any better.

Kris: we're practically the same person. we think the same. sometimes we even finish each others...

K: sandwiches

Kris: we do not think the same

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

V3: you all have a connection- just being weird in general

K: we know

V3: i think you're the reason why this started

K: yup.

V3: why are you proud of that- *snaps and is in a white suit*

K: well, good or bad, it's still an achievement. either one is an accomplishment :>

V3: ...alright i think you tried to say something inspiring but failed miserably

K: hOw'D yOu kNoW-

Josh: welp, we're off. *touches alex's shoulder, snaps and is gone*

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: alright I'll get everyone

Josh: wel-

Kris: FOLKS I HAVE SET EVERYTHING UP

Josh: sweet- no-

Kris: NO TIME FOR TALK- *disappears*

Josh: ...

Alex: ok then.

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Dang.
Headaches can seriously jump off of a microwave

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: eh, no rush. i expect nothing more or less from her-

Josh: honestly, same

Kris: AFTER YEARS OF RESEARCH, I have found how this thing is gonna work. *finishes up the scenery*

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  kris kreates krap.

Another fucking headache

I always get these headaches when allergies come- flem rushes to the top of my head and creates a tension headache. Its like a rubber band on my head anytime I move. Its so annoying
and when I had my bloody noses, when they were checking in my nose, she was like "jeez kid you have really bad allergies."
...
thanks for the tips to stop it lmao-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

∆∆°°𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓙𝓸𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓟𝓵...

I would too but I'm a good member scout and will stay awake-

.

.

or at least try to

3 years ago   Reply
  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: I'm not really surprised that she uh- had nothing set up.

V3: I mean she did kinda have to paint a whole landscape with detail and reconnect to her body a few times... and make things... and yeah.

Alex: fair point, fair point.

Kris: so uh creator, funny story, I have no clue what im-

K: KRIS!

Kris: *wheeze*

K: is... is she braindead?

Kris: look, look. I know how to design, I know how to make gradients, I know how to make people.

K: ...AND?

Kris: thats it. I have three skills that would help.

K: ...I am honestly done with you-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: alright. see you all there. *teleports to a random beach with a sunset in the background* now all I need to do is set u-

K: what were you doing for the like- whole hour?!

Kris: making things :>

K: ...

Kris: now I just need to assemble

K: ...how long will-?

Kris: *cough* whenever I say its done :)

K: you are horrible- wait im assuming you dragged me along to help set up with you?

Kris: nah for you to do all the work.

K: hey, im not doing things if you're not doing things.

Kris: eH. fine.

Josh: shouldn't have Kris already...?

Alex: yeahhh-

V3: she's lazy why did you think this stuff would be on time

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: good, good. I'm already behind 2 minutes :>

K: you're amazing at planning, Kris.

Kris: see? I'm both wise and amazing at planning ;)

K: both of us we-

Kris:
l e t
m e
h a v e
t h i s

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: heh, hell yeah.

Josh: mhm!

Kris: thou shall never go withoust being annoyed

K: ...what kind of saying-

Kris: its a saying from a wise lady

K: ...who?

Kris: m e.

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: everyone should know- hold on. *throws a brick inside the apartment window with a note on it*

Josh: what the hell- *looks at the note* we know kris-

Kris: alright. can I have my brick back

Josh: don't get a concussion- *tosses brick down to her*

Kris: *lands on her head and falls down* .....tHaNkS-

Alex: *shrugs* well she didn't get a concussion. probably 3/4 of the way there though-

K: yeah I'm surprised they both didn't hurt you yet, liv

Kris: *appears behind liv* nah, I wouldn't hurt her. there's something special 'bout her. *looks around at her statistics* oh never mind. *flicks her forehead* see yaaaaaa *disappears*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: 25 is my favorite number. and so the two have time to get ready I dunno-

K: yeahhh.... I wonder how a friendly hike turned into that... eh. I really shouldn't be so surprised. Nothing normal happens when we try to do a normal thing : |

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: *gets rid of the fire* y'know, probably around... 25 minutes? I think thats a good time. well I'm gonna head back- you coming with?

K: *chuckle and goes into a serious look* pain. too many things happen-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: i wonder what is like to have fire and stuff... *edits a few things and throws a fireball in the air* j e s u s- how does alex do it-? it's like 150 degrees going through my veins-

K: the first thing it sees is it's target- i dont know what it wants though...

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: i...honestly dont know. I'll give it about an hour until we run it. we'll get that nice sunset in the background

K: NGAHHH!

C r e a t u r e: *approaches kris at an alarming rate*

K: HHHAGN- *jumps back through the portal* im brave but not brave enough for _ t h i s .

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: eh. just making a scene. making sure the colors are bueno along with the set up. And no, those aren't my tools in that bag. Well theres some- but thats just my bag full of bags of lays : |
thanks buster

K: *stops running and looks around* FUUUsure I'll take that portal offer.

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: alright. finished. *appears in the water* IT APPEARS I HAVE MISSED THE GRASS-

K: NEVERRRR! *runs out* I SHALL FIND YOU AND ERASE YOU FROM THIS MORTAL PLANEEEE

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