Kris: ...a l r i g h t.

Alex: *sigh of relief and covers the hole where the sign was*
thanks savior. i appreciate it.

Kris: they aren't your savior, more so a "protection for new customers" deal. later on you're getting the ol' belt.

Alex: oh god-

K: ooo- yeah im uh.. fine. let me call in water boy again for another ice pack ;)
*takes out a random tiny paintbrush* i wonder if this works the same.

Josh: *falls* KRIS-

K: sup water dude.

Josh: im for sure not dealing with this- *takes the paintbrush and disappears with it*

K: BUT IT'S A MEDICAL PROBLEMM- well hes gone. *looks at the body in the pit* ...jesus theres a lot in there-

Kris: damn. thats downright illegal ;)

Alex: thank god it's gone.

Kris: *coughs and points to the undo button*

Alex: p l e a s e...

Kris: *says in a casual voice while beating the crap out of kris with the paintbrush* interesting...

K: I GET IT I GET IT-

Kris: i honestly forgot why i was slamming your skull

K: ...

Kris: eh. oh sup diego. adios diego. *fades without doing any movement along with the paintbrush*

K: ...where did she-

Alex: please... we need all the help we can get removing this stupid thing-

Kris: you arent removing a watermark, darling ;)

Alex: what about an eraser

Kris: ...forget you ever said that

Alex: ah, perfect. the one problem... i cant hold it

Kris: dunce. it's there forever ;)

K: eh, would've died without it. *walks to devil and takes a photo of the fight* hm. i wonder what they're fighting about...

Kris: *appears behind kris, takes the paintbrush and slams her on the head with it* jesus kris i leave you alone for a minut- hey look a fight.

K: ...mhm.

Kris: n e a t.

I counter your Catcatcatcatcatcatcat with Catcatcatcatcatcatcatcat

K: huh... looks neat. y'know I should probably- *takes out kris' paintbrush and draws josh* hElP

Josh: how did you manage to take kris's paintbrush and teleport me here... without a flaw?

K: I don't know. BUT GIVE ME WATERRRR

Josh: ...dude- I was chilling at home and-

K: yeah yeah thats nice now please... at least an ice pack?

Josh: oh fine- *flicks water and freezes her forehead for a bit*

K: ....AAA-

Josh: *unfreezes her* now your body is cooled down. now can I go now-?

K: funny story. I don't actually know how

Josh: god dammit Kris *takes the paintbrush and disappears, leaving the paintbrush*

K: : |
I probably disturbed something. eh. no matter.

Kris: aw. well i guess im not getting my revenge by killing her and reloading the save file over and over again : |

K: *falls* oomph- where... are we...? *opens eyes*

Kris: interesting yet painful.

K: eh. not painful for me. I actually enjoyed watching you suffer.

Kris: ...

Kris: thank god- *jumps to switch outfits and lands in the fire pit again* ah, bet- *looks down*

K: you dunce

Kris: FUUUUUUU

K: welp not saving her.

Kris: UUUyou petter get your ass over here to help me or else i will do the same to you that i did you josh

K: you made me with the same mindset. you make me suffer mentally, same for you.

Kris: dummy. im already too far in my thoughts. get over here.

K: *sighs and throws down a metal ladder* quick before it melts.

Kris: wai-

K: never mind it already melted.

Kris: well its official. i am now a voice.

K: ...on second thought this wasnt a good idea-

Kris: why not kris? now i can annoy you without consequence ;)

K: hell no *takes kris' paintbrush and flings it around hoping to hit her*

Kris: *in a doppelgang outfit of devils* ...idiot

K: now i can see you

Kris: no shit-

Kris: wait i can't die-

K: your avatar can. it'll be a waste of your ink. and a waste of your time to make a new one ;)

Kris: simple. i shall drop into one of you guy-

K: ...no.

Kris: good point. NOW GET ME OUT OF-

K: nope.

Kris: please-?

K: nope.

Kris: ...pretty ple-

K: nada.

Kris: :(

Kris: nOoO- KRIS I NEED BACKUP

K: ...nah im on their side.

Kris: DAMN YOU!

Kris: YOU CAN'T HURT ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT FOOL! AHA! I FOUND A LOOPHOLE! *attempts to climb out again*

Kris: JESUS- *attempts to climb out of the pit* almost... there..

nOooO- whaddya gonna do to me ;-;

MOTHER SAVE MEEee-

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIVEEEE! *hides in blanket* if I cant see you, you can't hurt me ;)
*snickers* im the smartesttt

oH nOes-
it hurt like hell lmao