oh, you're right.
I'm 🌠A M A Z I N G🌠

*clears throat*
guys, guys. we can sort this out. the obvious answer is neither of you :D
I'm the best ;)

(if I had to make a choice I'd say male)

oh my god I feel your pain 💀
I'm over in the corner of the house like "mother I wish to move 15,000 feet away from this place"
Nobody cares to call me in to do shit : |
I like it tho

Thank god this party is only like... 3 hours? If that? But knowing my mom is a social person, we're probably not gonna be leaving until 7:00 :(
I wonder who I got my isolation cell from... my dad is social, my mom is social... eh, new tradition.

see, I try to make my own fun. I always bring paper and stuff. I know, i know, im supposed to be hanging with the people there because 'sOciAL iNtErAcTiOn' but cmon. I'd rather jump in a lake at 5 in the morning in the winter then be with those crazy creeps

I picture that one chill dude saying "Into the void, folks"
I always have that one shirt that says "I'm only here for the snacks"
I try to go to parties when I know people- I have to say, the one party I actually enjoyed was some laser tag party brooke hosted
F u n .

Jesus-
Never touching one of those again. These kids too :( it was at a party of people my age but they were all boys and not to be that guy, but they were crackheads
Honestly, I got forced to go interact with these idiots
Those waterballoons...they scared me for life

Last time I went on a slip-n-slide I got a deep cut that turned into a scar 💀

parent entertainment
thats the only reason I can think of-
there's some random bounce house that some adult is sitting in and bouncing to entertain himself cause his wife dragged him there lmaooo

The kid doesn't even care
I am just chilling on my phone-
I don't know anyone else
All the other kids are 3 year olds 😭

Kris: oop- anyways I should probably scaddatle before a Karen comes along then ;)
*fades*

Josh: she's overreacting, how bad can one person be?

Alex: please, you don't wanna know

Alex: the hell are you sacrificing me for-!

Kris: uHh good question. i believe for our entertainment :)

Alex: ...the fact that pain brings you joy conerns me.

Kris: heh, never go out without permission ;)
or at least tryyy to be sneaky about it
or at least do it at night-

Alex: kris im sure you failed every time you tried-

Kris: no, shut up, my advice is wonderful

Kris: *cough* and i can burn your vision of this world piece by piece : )

Alex: you're actually standing up for something good for once

Kris: ...now what the hell do you mean for once-

Alex: you know exactly what i mean

Alex: *clears throat* whoops- sorry 'bout that-

Josh: eh, i have to agree with Anthony. hm-

Alex: tOo mUch hEat-

Josh: ...*stares into the hole* oh jeez-

Alex: .

Josh: *wraps water around him and an aura of water floats around him*

Alex: no you're gonna-

Kris: : |
lol they die together B))

Josh: what-

Kris: i'll take a lollipop :>

Josh: of course you would- oh hey guys. devil what- dude-

Alex: devil what are you doAHH- *lands on back staring into the air* ...o u c h

ah, alright ;)

Alex: thanks-

Kris: so devil does have a point ;)
shall we?

Alex: lets not-

Kris: ;)

Alex: no

Kris: ;))

Josh: pfft- nah, im good.

Alex: I MUST DO THISSS
*trys the explosion once more* ...so about that offer-