OH MY [fifty percent off]ING GOD HE WANTS TO GET FOOD HERE 😫
I may need to jump in my grave soon : |
this is how this usually goes, we're just about to leave than BANG.

I counter natties 100000000000000000000000000000000000/10 with a 100000000000000000000000000000000000.1/10

I'm probably gonna lay in my bed with my headphones on watching it
I honestly don't want to watch it with people ;-;
it's like your own personal movie theater with top notch speakers

K: weeeird....

Kris: *touches one*

K: OW-

Kris: *wheeze* it works

K: please... never do that... again...

Kris: *snicker* oh god, the fact that he has these in general though-

K: god. now you know the reason if you get random pains-

my brother dragged me to a fair help me 😭
we needed to drive hours down to Massachusetts for this stuff 💀
he's currently buying stuff so im over here on my phone being very, very social

congrats devil, you won. wait I can't say that in this situation... uh. congrats... you. I told you paper always wins :D

K: but you said roc-

Kris: I said paper : D

okay okay. rock paper scissors?
that solves everything
remember, rock always wins (except when it doesn't)

nah I thinking more superior but uhh just a thought ;))

who's the better version of you? you or the male? ;)

K: err.. I'll just make Kris do it :>

Kris: im assuming you're talking to yourself in the third person :>
how nice of you to offer :D

K: wha- no-

Kris: anyways I'm gonna dust off some stuff so I can actually read stuff...*swings hand around to dust off a mantel* oh hey, stuff.

K: whats on it?

Kris: looks like figures. wait...
voodoo dolls? ;)

K: .

Kris: alright kris, you heard them, find things

K: ...

Kris: i keep track. now toodaloo~

K: the hell is wrong with you- welp, i see scraps of papers, ripped clothing, aaaand.... thats about it. maybe the inside of the papers have something writen?

Kris: well, go see

K: im not touching those old crusty papers ;-;

Kris: ...

Kris: *peeks at the note* ah. i know what that means. totally. *runs out with devil* CMON SLOW POKE

K: *touches the ground and it launches her into kris*

Kris: you're horrible with setting pillars

K: oh well, it got me this far. *keeps running with them*

Kris: .......a wonderful note- alright, clues... ALRIGHT GUYS. anything we see, we write it down

K: i found a rock.
and a pebble.
and a bone.
WHY IS IT WARM-

Kris: only one out of the three were- wait it's warm? *feels it* oooooh yeah this is jerry

K: what the fuck

Kris: yeah, jerry. he needed to pay for his unforgivable sins.

K: .....

K: ehhh. I'm trusting you on this- WAH-

Kris: oH bOy a... what the hell language-

K: i thought you knew everything

Kris: i didn't say that- i said I'd try to help in any way i can. and right now my only help is motivation. yOu sLaYyY qUeeN i bEliEvE iN- yeah im not doing this
what does it even say-

"My Karen Teacher, watch now on Fox News" is the first thing that came to my head reading this

K: oh, alrighty.

Kris: oh dang. disappointing. anyways if you guys are in need of help im the one to call. peace. *fades*

K: thank god- welp, good luck with him. i wonder how far this cave goes on for... *runs up ahead looking around* i just dont wanna be here all day with the fear of things popping out at me

Kris: boo

K: FAAAA- *trips and falls into a hole*

Kris: ouch. *lifts her up* what made you fall?

K: an idiot.

K: ah. oh hey maneater. *pats it's head* oh wait, did it sense something-?

Kris: *comes out of the shadows behind kris and follows her* =)

K: ...*takes a quick peek behind her*

Kris: *ducks*

K: huh. *looking at more drawings*

Kris: metamorphosis

K: AH- *falls from being scared* DAMMIT KRIS

Kris: pfft- anyways yall seeing anything yet? any forbidden language i can gladly decode? :>

K: ...please leave-

Kris: nono, i won't be annoying :>
im a bodyguard for your ass

K: im not weak-

Kris: whatever you say 10 hp

K: man-

some high schools do, actually
i think
i hope-

i want to try to be bilingual and im over here barely knowing english 😭

the one time i headed out with my friends the one dude was like
"pfft- i came here for new clothes and you're over here with....whatever the hell you got"

me with my whole bag of miscellaneous things: good for you im gonna be curled up in a ball with my oversized hoodie with avatar related things on it thank you very much