Issac: man i dont need coffee i need s-

Kris: c o f f e e _ o n l y

Parker: you are the weirdest out of all of us

Kris: thank you :)

ahh yes. storytelling.
every one of our things like this usually turn chaotic in some way lmao

lol
all i hear is devil just like-
"not my fault you allowed me to watch 'em ;)
besides, i taught them some lessons."

"what kind of lessons....? like how to be sane, right-?"

and just charlie running in with like- some pistol

"I kNoW hOw tO aiM nOw!"

honestly i just look at a character and know their personality lol-
it's a god given gift of storytelling :>

ok now there's a new picture in my mind

":intensive screaming:" and liv just standing in the corner with ray and devil saying "what have i raised-"

NOO MY HUMAN SHIELD GET BACK HERE- ......heeeeyyyy :,D
we can be friendly 'bout this, right?

OKAY CHILL CHILL I DON'T NEED ANOTHER FINE-
...or do i ;)
oHh cHarLiE~
wanna play a game? :>

oh well. i can always get money by playing poker with kids :>

Pfft- you really think that-

Plush: Detonating in 1 second

What.

Plush: *blows up in her hands*

Ow.

Plush: ...1....0

Oooooh no.

Plush: -1....-2....-3...

What the hell-

*stares at the plush on the ground right in front of her* aw, cute.

Plush: self destruction in 5... 4...

SHITSHITSHIT *picks it up and throws it back* HOT POTATO BITCHESSS

N O _ R E F U N D S
*runs at full speed*

"you just pressed the self destruct button. have a wonderful day!"

wrong button ;-;

*the plush explodes in hands*

i... i forgot why i added that

alright here you go
now you can do whatever you want with it
train with it... hug it... beat it to death because it's cursed... all the fun things :D
it even has an audio recording ;)

oh god lmao
just the image of Peter with a glock scares me

all I hear in my head is :screaming intensifies: while I'm just staring at them loading a gun : |
this might be a sign that I shouldn't be near annoying children oh god

*snicker* oH fiNe~
I'd probably get my ass beat if I continued anyways

It's simple. I merely created this memory into your head :D
you fools wouldn't even know if I didn't tell ya :>
After all, I can do anything~

"a magician never reveals her secrets". you said that, correct? ;)

heya