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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: speak for yourself, charlie. im pretty smart if i say so myself ;)

Issac: you're really asking to be roasted by your own creations at this point

Kris: man shut up

Parker: *picks up a snail* ....is this a normal snail or did you modify it in some way

Kris: seems normal to me
oh wait never mind thats oswaldo.

Parker: oswaldo?

Kris: yes. it's a good name for a snail.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: eh, im sure dev will be a.o.k.
and for josh, amnesia is always an option :>

Parker: im not slamming my dads face against a wall

Kris: ok i guess he'll just have to learn to cope
i have to say, he's doing it pretty well.
sorta.

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: pfft- hope they have a good time in the void ;)
they can see the truth. the truth of the void. the truth of this world : >

Issac: ........

Kris: don't worry about it. I think the only person who knows and suffers is josh... i never erased his memory of some things.

Issac: dude what's wrong with you-

Kris: too late now. us creators can only erase two full parts of the brain: long and short term memory
I'd have to erase all of his long term which would be horrible for alex and parker-

Issac: ...ah

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: see, i fult heartedly agree with Anthony ;)
the trial is creator trying a new way to kill 'em
the error is... uh... y'know i don't think creator would kill dev...

Issac: *leans back* you sure about that?

Kris: ehhhhhhh....

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Parker: oh uh- thanks devil- what the hell was that thing kris-?

Kris: freg.

Parker: it looked exactly like yo-

Kris: *glares*

Parker: uhhhhhhh mever mind :)

Kris: heh.

Parker: why'd you make it in the first place-?

Kris: stupid doodles. i felt like bringing it to life.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: yeah, it's a true monstrosity.

Parker: hm. *makes eye contact with it*

Freg: *jumps on parkers face*

Parker: AAAH- *runs around blinded by the frog* GETITOFGETITOFFAHHHHHH *runs into a tree and falls*

Issac: dude are you ok-?

Parker: *groans*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Parker: .

Issac: ......

Kris: ah yes, my creation freg. freg is a monstrosity and i thought i erased him- yet here we are

Issac: so thats why it looked weird

Kris: why you little- *throws a rock at him*

Issac: *watches it land in front of him* you tried.

Kris: ;-;

Parker: nope. *knocks paper into the water so it dissolves*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Parker: good to know i achieved two things out of one actions. *sits and draws*

Issac: whatcha drawing?

Parker: oh uhm... you wouldn't like it :,> *forms it into a plain sheet of paper and sends it into the water*

Issac: ...i would've at least liked to see it-?

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: y'see, im not a bad person :>

Issac: whatever you say, Kristopher. whatever you say.

Kris: man shut up- *lays on the ground and pops earbuds in* nobody do anything stupid im on break. *puts paintbrush to the side of her and closes eyes*

Parker: *carefully walks up to the paintbrush and throws it in the water*

Kris: *with eyes closed* the hell was that-

Parker: a fish

Kris: ...ok.

Parker: *whispers* she can only respawn her paintbrush when it's broken. it's just hidden for now.

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: a good word to describe what we're doing is experimenting. trial and error cant hurt, right?

Parker: kris, cmon. you've done more than enough.

Kris: ah cmonnnn ;)

Parker: ...

Kris: pft- fine. i wont experiment. I'll just do and wont undo it :D

Parker: NO-no- go back to experimenting-

Kris: ah, with pleasure.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Parker: ...*puts issac down carefully on a bench*

Issac: .

Parker: heh, good?

Issac: yeah, yeah. thanks. *stretches leg a little*

Kris: *appears in front of charlie* look, if you think this place is ever gonna be normal, you're delusional

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Issac: *throws something*

Kris: *trips* : |

Issac: well there's my revenge. oh, yeah i think im fine.

Parker: *looks at his leg* ...not gonna mention how theres a cut down half of your knee?

Issac: *looks down* .
yeah i think I'll be right back- *walks over to kris* hey... so uh.. no hard feelings, right? can you patch me up-? ...please?

Kris: ok. *puts a band aid on it*

Issac: what the hell is that gonna do

Kris: keep the skin together. till we meet again.

Issac: MAN I WON'T BE HERE AGAIN IF YOU DON'T-

Kris: fiiine. *wraps his leg in a bandage*
happy? medicine is in the wrap so it's currently applying now. take it easy, don't die. bye. *walks off*

Issac: ...wait how am i supposed to walk-

Kris: thats a you problem buddy

Parker: *walks over to issac* you good?

Issac: yeah- i just can't use this leg-

Parker: you good heading back?

Issac: n o-

Parker: alright. forgive me. *picks him up and walks him over to the lake*

Issac: for whaOH-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Alex: oh thanks creator- *breaks kris' paintbrush in half and sets it on fire*

Kris: .........
y'know that was probably deserved-

Alex: it really was.

Kris: *another one appears and her hands and walks away*

Alex: I forgot she could do that-

Parker: *slides back onto land* heh, that was fun

Issac: *with a face full of snow* sure-

Parker: pfft- what happened?

Issac: *groans and gets up* dunno. all I saw was snow while sliding at high speeds with my head digging into ice-

Parker: oh god-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

I wanna just be in a group where people are serious about wanting to play an instrument-
Thats all I ask for ;-;
Some people just wanted a free period

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: oh boy hot potato :D
Alex look out :>
*slams it with her paintbrush heading towards alex who's just in the same room as josh*

Alex: *on his phone* Kris I dont- OH SWEET BABY- *ducks* JESUS CHRIST KRIS WHAT THE-

Kris: you were supposed to catch it

Alex: what do I do with the hole in my wall-?!

Kris: uhhh... buy wood I dunno

Alex: you're joking-

Kris: oh fine. repair it yourself. *throws the paintbrush through the huge hole at alex*

Alex: .......not what I expected-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Issac: *spinning slowly while sliding down* well this is sure something-

Parker: it's fun, thats what it is ;)

Kris: eh. wait when does this- it's only frozen to a certain point... uhhh yeah we should probably make a safe landing- cause y'know... I don't think I'd want to hear complaining about going 150 miles per hour on concrete off of a cliff-
JOSH!

Josh: *looks out his window* hm?

Kris: make an arch

Josh: ...ok-? *makes an arch with the ice at the end so it turns them right back around the way they came*

Kris: good. you get a gold star. *throws a real star at josh*

Josh: AH-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

Story time?

Ah yes, band. May i tell a little story of my own?
Alright, in band a few days ago...
This kid really didn't want to be in that room. He was one of the obnoxious ones, so he caused chaos on his drum kit. One of the sticks flew out of his hands and hit the director- but another kid plain on didn't want to do her work. she had these ripped up pants on so she thought "if my flute is stuck, I won't play. alright." so anyways right after she got it stuck on her pants, the bell rung. she needed to stay there for half a period trying to get a flute off of her pants 😭
the director didn't even give her a tardy pass lmaooo

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: . *quickly changes the ground to ice again* see you in another world :>

Issac: eh. how bad can it be. I don't wanna fin-

Parker: let's find out! *grabs his hand, tosses him down and slides down on her stomach right beside him*

Issac: AH-

Parker: pfft- woo!

Kris: creator, it seems your torture plan turned into this-

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