Parker: REMATCHHHH
no holding back!

Alex: *shrugs*

Parker: *runs up to alex getting ready to strike him*

Alex: ... *picks her up with one hand by the head*

Parker: *squirming around, trying to get out* NOOOO

Issac: pfft- you tried, parker. you tried.

Parker: i will strike you downnnn

Alex: good luck with that. *places parker down*

Kris: ...that wasn't a very interesting fight
WHERED THE PAIN
THE GORE
THE... THE BLOODSHED~?

Alex: hm. i think i could take down diego

Kris: you could barely take on parker

Alex: ...i was going easy on her-

Parker: you what : |

Alex: uHh..
nothing dont worry 'bout it :>
theres a lot of stuff you all don't know about me

K: oh. i didn't know you had more to you than being an idiot and marrying the polor opposite of you by some miracle

Alex: . . .

Josh: meh, i couldn't see her suffer any more. it would just be... sad.

Kris: *slowly goes down to the two and pulls out a huge airhorn* kaboom?

K: no-

Kris: *nods* kaboom.

K: n o -

Josh: *knocks the air horn out of her hand with water*
s h u t _ u p

Alex: *takes a photo* : |

Josh: you're the last person I'd think who'd ever take a photo of a couple

Alex: i just think it's cute ;)
and it's an easy way to blackmail

Kris: *appears on top of kris* alright back- ...weird. what's under this carpe- *looks down* ......

K: i...CaN'T.... BREATheeee

Kris: oh. *gets off of her*
you could've said please

K: ..

Alex: *throws darts right above kris*
alright, now you can start the healing

Josh: mhm.

K: *staring up at the darts getting thrown at her* AH-

Alex: one movement is death for ya

K: ..........k.

Josh: *surrounds kris' body with a water aura to heal her*
there, not that hard

K: oh

Josh: ...idiot.

Josh: stop moving-!

K: it feels weirdddd

Josh: ...*gets up and drops the water* yeah, come to me when you want to get better-
*lays down on alex's legs* : |

Alex: eh, not everyone deserves peace. *glances at kris*

K: .

Josh: heh, glad to hear you got it on tape so i can remind her how much of an idiot she is :)

K: please, i dont need a reminder-

K: thou shall fall within thy hands of-

Kris: *gets up and punches her to the ground* ... *taoes paintbrush and disappears*

Josh: *goes over to kris* ...you good?

K: i gOt pUnChEd

Josh: no shit- *lays kris down and puts water over her forehead, making a water aura around her* maintain this position

K: and if i dont?

Josh: ...your loss? im trying to heal you-

K: ...oh.

Josh: *shrugs* at least i wont be as dumb as al

Alex: what

Josh: what

K: pfft-
kris it looks like your mouth got drawn over ;)
wait... ooo!
say nothing if you will let me take your paintbrush~

Kris: ...*flips her off*

K: *wheeze* alrighty! *takes her paintbrush* yoink ;)

Josh: ..."dumbass side"

Kris: you were always an idiot

Josh: at least i made a more proper entity than you could ever

Kris: ...hm. thats insulting yourself, y'know ;)

Josh: i know : |

Kris: ...
he's immune. he hates himself too much.
wAH- *falls back again from the ink* ..

Josh: and i dont regret it :D

Parker: of course you dont!

Josh: heh. *sits back down beside alex*

Kris: ...thanks. now i have a clear shot of alex's head- *7 hands appear pointing at alex*

Josh: *looks at the hands* ...

Kris: *shoots all of them*

Josh: ALEX-

Alex: whaOH SWEET BABY JES- *puts hands together and a shield of fire holds it back, protecting josh too*

Josh: .

Alex: are you gonna keep going or should i-

Kris: eh. *makes the hands disappear and goes back on her phone*

Josh: ...i...never knew you could-
how did you-

Alex: when it comes to protection, i go all out :>

Kris: so did you mean to protect your husband orrrr
oh wait, it was just first instinct ;)

Alex: ...

Kris: *gets knocked down by the ink ball and it's stuck to her face* DON'T YOU DARE

Alex: *snickers* well, she tried eating a whole bag of skittles. she didn't get it down her throat in time so this huge block of skittles, best to be described as cement, was in her throat-

Kris: HOW DARE YOU
AT MY MOST VULNERABLE MOMENTTTTT

Parker: ...just something about... *glances at issac* you know who.

Josh: pfft- *walks back in the room holding a drink*

Kris: of course i did
im the best ;)
*lays down and kicks feet up against a wall*

Parker: *mumbles a few words*

Alex: pfft- you know he's a great dad when he knows how to perfectly embarrass you ;)

Kris: i guess you're a horrible father then. for many other reasons, too

Alex: oh really, "skittle"?

Kris: ....oh shut it-

K: ...

Kris: we dont mention the skittle incident

Kris: ah, we have so much in common, creator :>

K: ..
they heal people while you are the cause of the need to be healed-

Kris: eh. we balance each other perfectly
creator cleans up my mess
they wouldn't have a mess to clean up if it weren't for me

K: ...there are so many things wrong with that analogy-

Josh: *whispers something in parker's ear and walks out of the room*

Parker: DAD-

Josh: *dies laughing in the hallway*

Kris: I put all of my problems onto you guys :>
lab experiment gone wrong? Josh. embarass myself in the slightest bit? Kris.

K: ...wonderful

Kris: and anxiety, suffering, depression: all onto v3

Josh: oh that poor person-

Alex: ...
now I'm scared what she's gonna push onto me-

Josh: eh. you'll be fine, cause you got me :>
*hugs him a little tighter*

Alex: heh, alright-

K: you don't trust me to protect yall?

Alex: you're the cause of most of our problems

K: ...

Kris: it's best not to grind the rusty few gears in your brain to think of an insult

K: : |

care to spare some inspiration with me? 😭

Kris: heh, I think they would, actually... but fail miserably and be on the edge of death

K: ...I think I'm the one more in trouble-

Kris: yeah, you are. alright devil, you heard her: SACRIFICE HERRRR

K: wha-

Josh: heh, why are you guys always trying to kill Kris?

Kris: cause we hate her :D

Alex: it's sad how you hate yourself

Kris: nah, it's normal

is aren't 😭🤌

Kris: ah, true love~
y'love to see it

K: i wonder when they're first kiss will be ;>

Kris: not gonna lie, devil is probably gonna die from embarrassment

i have new, comfortable bed sheets and i dont think i own my bed anymore
this cat doesn't want to move an inch

Kris: ohhh nothinggg
it just seems that devil REALLLYYY loves ya ;)

Parker: aww :>

Josh: when did you get into romance and stuff?

Parker: i was always into drama ;>

Kris: heh. hey, I wonder if... *checks one of julian's weaknesses*
aw~

Parker: cute :>