Parker: diego delete that-!

Kris: you know damn well he isnt ;)
maybe just dont be such an adorable couple :>

Parker: ...i dont know if i should take that as a compliment or an insult-

Kris: *shrugs and jumps onto the couch* yo lovebirds wake up theres a fire in the house
you're dad's an idiot parker he lit the-

Parker: *opens eyes slowly* wha- did he try to cook-?

Kris: nah. there's no fire. just wanted to ruin your bond with issac currently ;)

Parker: whaddya mea- *looks at him asleep laying on her shoulder* ...ah

I was at some halloween party type thing and got first place for most creative costume so thats nice. i created some claw machine outfit and played music on my phone.

bro i read the other comments and now i feel misplaced 💀

Kris: ...
c r e a t o r .
how the hell am i supposed to get used to a full on fireball to the face-
it's not like that's happened in our world-

K: ...i wish it did

Kris: ..

Kris: *shrugs*
ok but you can't blame me for forgetting-
i still feel pain, since im in this form. i still feel what yall feel, just can't die.
and it's not like i WANT to feel pain : |

K: ...

Kris: alright, go cry to your girlfriend ya sore loser ;)
naah im just joking. cyaaa~
*sits down*

K: kris wasn't that a little overboard-

Kris: they're a demon. I'm a kid. how am I supposed to just let them kill me-

K: you...you can't die

Kris: oh. right.

Kris: I see you couldn't keep up, up ;)
*cackle* alright *flicks their head and let's them go*

K: wait... *peeks at her hand* Kris what did you do

Kris: what? I just flicked her.

K: look at your hand

Kris: oh right. I forgot I had a re- ...

K: you almost killed them- id be surprised if they're even conscious-!

Kris: oops~ my badddd;)))

Kris: seems like you got me.
d a r n .

K: ...no- wait- KRIS DON'T

Kris: you wish :)
*traps devil in a sphere with spades shooting at them* aaaand heads up.
*blasts a few hands, capturing them with on of the green shots* ayyy first try.

K: im done with you-

Kris: good.

Kris: woah. it looks like you got me :(

K: yeah sure. *takes a few pieces and throws it at kris*

Kris: ...*catches it in her mouth and breaks from the freeze* cool.

K: ...nice aim-

Kris: *spins the scythe around and dashes for devil, making 5 swings in front, in back, where she thinks they are gonna go*

Kris: oh. I guess there goes my ink. *catches the ink ball* oh, never mind. *throws that in a bucket, teleports around the room while swinging around the scythe*

K: honestly, I do too ;)

K: eh.

Kris: a stupid one, thats what. *jumps back* heh. miss.

K: ...*makes her trip*

Kris: oh you little shit- *appears all over the place as a distraction* hee, HA. let the chaos begin ;)

people are half the reason why i hate school

Kris: *appears behind devil* close. not quite ;)
*takes a swing with a scythe at devil*

K: ...she can't dodge forever. keep attacking.

Kris: what kind of narrator are you-

Kris: oh hey, whats up?
dont answer that. I don't really care ;)

K: mmm. yeah she's dead.

Kris: they're probably gonna try to beat me to a pulp but uh... I've been working on my dodging ;)
I'm just good like that~

K: ...*does a fake flick and then a real one*

Kris: *jumps back* was that some sort of test-

K: it looks like you've gotten better-

Issac: *about to lean head on Parker*

Kris: *shoots a hand between the two*

Issac: GAH-

Parker: ...whats your deal?

Issac: k r i s

Parker: valid reason

Kris: *takes out a Polaroid camera, takes a photo, prints it, and writes "this you?"*

K: ...

Kris: whaaat? next time they something perfect, im gonna show them this picture :>

K: yeah ok

Alex: *looks at the two asleep* aw. cute.

Kris: l e t s _ r u i n _ t h -

K: lets not.

Kris: eh. suit yourself.

K: if im being honest, i think alex gained a braincell or two being with josh

Alex: ...

Kris: eh. he probably did at some point but his other stupid cells did a whole genocide on the smart cells

Alex: thats a very descriptive way of calling me a lost cause

Kris: yup

K: i could've bought a peanut with that cash ;-;

Kris: you lost the amount you're worth. haha. *catches the bucket* oh sweet. thanks-

Josh: it was a long time ago, now that you say it. but for some reason, every detail of that day will just have a special part in my brain...
even how kris ki-

K: thats the main reason why i hate truth or dare never mention that moment

Josh: pfft-

Kris: really? oh. i think i misplaced it then. hold on-

K: nice doing business with ya ;) *just about to grab the money*

Kris: *tosses a dresser out the window to see if the bucket is behind it*

K: ... *hands diego 50 dollars*

Alex: yeah, actually. i honestly forgot what we were watching though...

Josh: dunno. i think some sort of dr- KRIS-

Kris: *about to throw a cabinet out the window* ...what?

Josh: i- ...wh- what are you even-

Alex: good job. you broke him with your stupidity.

Kris: *comes back in the room* you already stole my ink shut up-

K: sure, dea- wait why are you back so early-?

Kris: eh. boring drama movie, cuddling on a bed, yada yada.

Alex: ooo, desc-

Kris: im not giving you recommendations

Alex: harsh. *goes back on his phone*