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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: *looks at photo, blushes a little bit, then laughs* amazing.

Issac: I know I am ;>

Kris: *puts a bag of cheetos on a table*

K: ...what did you do to those

Kris: nothing. just running a little experiment.

K: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: oh. uhm...
no thanks, dev-?

Issac: *nods head no* wait- GET BACK HERE CHARLIE-

Parker: eh, they might be good. I'm a picky eater though- sorry-?

Issac: ...delete that photo-
you didn't even get it from a good angle ;)
*does a little pose for a photo then sits back down*

Kris: ..

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Issac: ...

Kris: you almost look just as good as Ray in a dress.
almost.

Parker: *sits on her bed and looks over at issac* you look amazing! :>

Issac: ;-;

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

K: ..
I uh...
I'm good.

Issac: A- *runs out of the room*

Parker: *tosses him onto her bed* not getting away that easily~
Alright charlie, you know what to do

Issac: show me mercy-

Parker: NEVERRRRR

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Kris: I don't want to make the mistake of eating ink again ;-;
and uh... I kinda don't want to be classified as a cannibal

Parker: *holds up a white suit* hmm... should we show him some mercy?

Issac: ...yes

Parker: eh, nah.

Issac: offf course.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Kris: ...dang. KFC really got a new competition: FPO

K: .

Kris: what? I'm sure it tastes good.

K: ...*takes a step back*

Parker: *choosing things for him to put on* things are going smoothly :>

Issac: *in a ponytail* I think she's gonna make me put on a dress

Parker: eh, something like that ;>

Issac: wha-
.

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

some boy at my school named Justin
he's a real prick
i know this makes me sound weak but I just ran out as fast as I could before anything else happened

3 years ago   Reply
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Kris: *walks over to devil* whatcha making? tacos? I like tacos.

K: I don't think they're making tacos

Kris: damn.

Parker: hey Issac, c'mere for a sec.

Issac: wait where-

Parker: great! *drags him into her bedroom and makes him sit down in front of a mirror*

Issac: AH-

Parker: *grabs a few things and closes the door*

K: ...

Kris: rest in peace Issac. Time of death? ...4:05.
cause of death? ...DEATH BY GLAMOUR~

K: what the hell-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: *takes a deep breath and side hugs issac* i think he'd be amazing~

Issac: ...i- uh- thanks?

Kris: well that was the opposite of what I expected
eh, you tried, charlie.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Kris: i dont think anyone is gonna stop annoying them ;)

Issac: it's the sad truth-

Kris: hey, now you're getting it :>
i can see you'll be a very reasonable and open minded husband ;)

Issac: yeah im never gonna get used to this-

Kris: pfft-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

Encanto girl

People care for you, even though you may not see it. From a different perspective, someone thinks you're amazing. And remember, life always has it's ups and downs, even though we may not like it. Thats just the beauty of life, i guess...
Life is about the journey, so make it as fun as you can. I know, im not much of any help, but... please. there's people out there for you. You just need to find them.
I had a pit in my life where i felt like this. I felt like injuring myself, ending it all. I just couldn't let it out to anyone, though... then i thought about everything. the joys. you aren't alone, so don't make it seem that way.

...

this is longer than i thought it would be

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

Encanto girl

it's not so much that these teachers are targeting one singular student either, it's just they don't give a crap about they're job. someone told the principal of my school and the teacher acted all lovey dovey ;-;
I honestly hope you're okay though. If there's anything going on, there's people to help you...

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Issac: *looks at charlie* ...how wonderful

Kris: it is wonderful :D
true young love~

Parker: *leans down to cover her face with a pillow* ;-;

Issac: *sigh* i guess i got to get used to the annoyance?

Kris: yup :D
and all the embarrassing things we'll say ;>

Issac: ..

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

Ah life SO WONDERFUL ISNT IT

S a m e-
the kids at my school are seriously just rude and crazy
these teachers at don't even care about your grades-
I dont even want to get into detail 😭
these teachers don't even care about your mental health
i heard my friend talking to a teacher and just said "welp, tell your mom about it. I have a job to do."

3 years ago   Reply (2)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Kris: *ducks and goes into a resting position* ah, a perfect recreation of the hallway at my school.

Parker: my future w h a t ?

Kris: you heard her loud and clear ;)
besides, you two have a kid in the future, so be ready for a brat

Issac: oh hell nah-

Kris: pfft-

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: h-hey! delete that-!

Issac: welp, it's settled ;>

Kris: *slams creator with her paintbrush* hey, im good again. cool.
*looks over at parker* aww, looks like someone can't handle a simple hug without dying of embarrassment~
cute :>

Parker: .

Kris: *snicker*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: heh, i seriously think you're just o-

Issac: *casually tackle hugs her, still on the couch, and leans back up*

K: was that an act of love or-

Issac: love and to get her to stop talking
kinda wanted to see who really overreacts in this situation

Parker: *frozen in place blushing a lot*

Josh: *laughs*

Kris: ...i can still hear you, y'know

K: i think they know

Kris: ...ouch.
*appears with her normal avatar again in a t-pose* dammit, i forgot it takes 5 minutes to work this thing-
Dont do anything stu-

K: *knocks kris over with one flick*

Kris: *laying on the ground* DAMN YOU

3 years ago   Reply (1)
  kris kreates krap.

Hello! Have you guys got your Halloween costumes!?

this is the most random outfit, but i am a homemade claw machine
LED lights on the side, beanie babies as the toys, and music playing on my phone
It's.... random.
how about you?

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