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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: t h a n k.
g o d. oh, i don't know. all i heard was crying soooooo
i forgot where i located it.

K: maybe in the lab? where... every eyewash station is?

Kris: it's hard to think when you have pepper spray in your eyes, kris. *appears behind the person* ooo, looks like you're gonna die in the hands of a child :D

Person: *begins the scream at the top of their lungs*

Kris: *sticks a blue knife by her mouth* no speaking :>

Person: AND WHAT IF I D-

Kris: ...i think i might've accidentally stolen your kill, charlie- i forgot these people are weak-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: *crawling on the grounf trying to find something* AH- GOD DAMMIT- *appears in the same place as josh* WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR EYEWASH STA-

Alex: *head down, sobbing*

Kris: ...*appears back in the room* SINK IT IS-

K: oh nooooo... what happened to the wattteeerrr?

Kris: ...you bastard

K: :)

Person: *staring at charlie* heh, what is a kid like YOU going to do to me? nothing ;)

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: i bet you feel so proud that you earned the title "psychopath"

Person: *pepper sprays kris and runs back out yelling someones name*

Kris: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL-?!

K: holy shit- dude are you ok-?

Kris: ...DO I LOOK-

K: yeah. you're fine. *closes the door and locks it* easy fix.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: oh, alright, soccer mom it is.
*snaps someone appears in the middle of the room, frozen*

Person: *heavy breathing* what... what the hell do you want from me
when i get out of here i swear to god im gonna kick your ass WHERE THE HELL AM I

Kris: thoughts on us?

Person: ...
PSYCHOPATHS!

Kris: yeah, i could see why. *unfreezes her*

Person: *runs out of the room*

Kris: well thats settled. we're insane.
honestly, i think josh and alex will both find out a little something about each other

K: of course you'd think that- you can literally make it happen

Kris: y e s.

K: you're not even supposed to be here- "don't mess with the timeline" speach? remember that?

Kris: y e s

K: *facepalms*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: i love how your silence says the most- y'know, lets find out ourself. *snaps and a random person appears in the room*

Person: AHH- *runs out of the room*

Kris: oh. well that settles that.

K: i've never heard a 40 year old man scream like a woman before

Alex: josh- you don't seem like yourself-

Josh: hm-? oh uhm- im just thinking...

Alex: ...about?

Josh: oh, you wouldn't undWOA-

Alex: yeah cmere. *picks him up and they walk out of the room*

Kris: well either alex is going to learn a lot about josh or josh is going to learn about alex-
make your bets

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Leah: i figured that this place was hell the moment i stepped in-
hey, im gonna go chill in the lab. thats where it's actually calm

K: we almost died in th-

Leah: i am aware. *walks into the lab*

K: jeez-
yeah, im assuming everyone is afraid of us... for a good reason too, actually.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: im more on the chill side, to be honest
which doesn't mean im fully chill-
it means im like a 5.01/10 on the chill side of things

Issac: ...mhm, whatever you say.

K: hey, bad or good, it's still an accomplishment

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

I hear him saying "sorry about her-!" in his glow in the dark glowstick outfit 🥲🤌

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

This'll be gold 😭
I will probably need to take my little brother with me so he's gonna be embarrassed af

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

CMERE KIDS, YOU WANNA BEANIE BABY?! : D
*children screaming intensifies*

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  kris kreates krap.

Comment what youre gonna be for Halloween! 🎃

H o m e m a d e
C l a w
M a c h i n e

these little kids are gonna be in their throw on store-bought outfits while they see a box with LED lights with a tinfoil claw and beanie babies in the front dashing down the road

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Alex: *walks through the door carrying a bag of something* they gave us both traumas of lemons-

K: g o o d

Alex: you're afraid of grass shut up

K: ...ok, ok-

Alex: *tosses the bag over somewhere, sits, and puts his arm around josh* anyways-

Josh: .

Alex: ...whats up with you-?

Josh: oh uhm- nothing-

Kris: i think he's surprised to see you in a caring mood all of a sudden ;))

Alex: ..

Kris: this whole group is a trainwreck
one day we're chaotic
the next we're ca- ...now that i think about it we're always chaotic, yeah-

Issac: charlie if it makes you feel better, everyone here is chaotic... except for a few people

Kris: h-

Issac: which doesn't mean you

Kris: damn

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: I am- *grabs chest* oWw
anyways I'm gonna go see whats up back at the apartment

Issac: *walks back in the room and sits next to parker*

Parker: *goes a little red* hey.

Issac: ...he-

Kris: howdy

Parker: the hell did you come from-

Kris: m y _ m o t h e r

Leah: this is why I want to get rid of both of you-

K: ...

Kris: I can get rid of Kris for ya.
*turns to her with the point of the paintbrush pointing near her* NILLY WIGGER KILL THAT-

Leah: SHUT UP- jesus- I can do it myself-

K: ...what should I be scared of here- you or her-?

Kris and Leah: b o t h _ o f _ u s

K: AH-

Parker: ...

Issac: I don't think I should've came back-

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  kris kreates krap.

Fanart (not really) for kris

:00000
thank you :D
i love seeing artwork in different styles 😭👌

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: *gets up and stretches* thanks for doing a deed i could've done on my own ;)
no, im not lazy, it was just uhm... a uh... test.

K: devil why do you-
...
ok i can see why

Leah: anyways *sits in a comfortable position and goes onto her phone*

K: whatcha doing

Leah: : |

K: good answer

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: *curled up in a ball on the floor in a room with walls slowly getting closer* AAAAA- oh sup creator. AAAAAA

K: ..

V3: she seems a little sass-

Leah: *glances over at v3* ...

V3: ...on second thought never mind

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: i hAvE aNxiEtY

Leah: i can do it for you. *controls kris to push her to the ground, makes a huge magic ball that sends her flying up in the air*

Kris: *starts to go up but disappears*
wait this isn't heaven

Leah: all done.

V3: ...

K: ...what the hell did i create

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: CREATOR TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU
I WANT TO ACCEND COME BACK ;-;

K: too bad

Kris: this is the reason why i deleted you

K: ...ok I'll shut up

Kris: good.

Leah: *shrugs*

K: i think kris is just that kind of person

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Josh: ...thanks.

Alex: *walking out of the room* dont tell me hm?

Josh: .........
nothing

Alex: good enough answer for me. i guess we both have our secrets. *walks out*

Josh: ...what-

Kris: pfft- i guess you don't know everything about him after all :>

Josh: apparently

Kris: *shrugs* so uh... how do i get her back

V3: if it works like a regular computer, then you need to go into the tr-

K: *appears* WHERE THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Kris: the void's void.

K: . . .

Leah: oh please, i keep a lot built up inside me
you'd be surprised.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Josh: i uh... shouldn't have said anything- just uh... dont tell alex- please-

Kris: fine, fine. I really shouldn't mess with the files that often.

Parker: wait what would happen?

Kris: this. *changes kris' name back and she disappears*

Parker: WHERE'D SHE GO-?!

Kris: p l a c e s

Leah: E X E L L E N-

Kris: shut up hatred soul get out of here

Leah: ..

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