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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Ava: bullseye.

Kris: *throws a bottle on the ground and it shoots at ava*

Ava: *falls over* OUCH-

Kris: HAH!

Ava: *gets up* ...is what i would say if that hurt.

Kris: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

I need help so uh vote for a song title

I never knew a few words could describe my whole 12 years on this planet
"Brain slush"

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Alex: we all have thoughts that we keep private that nobody needs to know about. even i do.

Josh: you do, now?

Alex: oh shush Mr. Entities

Josh: ...i- .....
good point.

Kris: I have secrets that I would love to tell you all :D

Parker: please... don't.

Ava: *yells from the street as she waters some flowers* is it that you're failing all of your classes and you're most likely depressed so you take out all of your anger on hopeless beings like us?

Kris: ...

Issac: *gives a thumbs up at her*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Alex: oh uhm- yeah, sorry charlie. can't tell you about that one.

Kris: i can :D

Alex: *flicks a spark at kris and it flies near there*

Kris: pfft- what's a little spark gonna d-

Alex: *makes the spark explodeand knock kris back*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Alex: eh. even though they've done some... questionable things... there's still light in 'em.

Kris: oh please, give me one reason why

Alex: i got through to them when they were fighting their dad : |
first time I've ever seen them cry, actually

Kris: i...i think that was possibly for a different reason-?

Alex: eh, maybe.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Alex: simple. boredom.

Parker: oh. i thought you held some grudge against them-

Alex: ...why would i- ok know i see why you would say that...

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Alex: *gets knocked back to a wall* worth it. alright see ya. *walks out*

Parker: pfft- why did you both act so civil-?

Alex: *shrugs*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: *squeels* AIE-

Alex: eh, just curious if you'd like to review the notes i took relating to my powers. Safty reason, y'know? *gives the paper to devil* hey, thanks. gives devil a high fives*

Parker: i think he's gonna die

Issac: the fact that he set up a whole act-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Alex: hey, neat!
eh, i dont mind trying it on devil :)
*walks into the building and knocks on their door* milkman.

Parker: oh god- what does he have against devil?

Josh: im scared to know

Parker: ..

Kris: KILL THE BASTARD, DEVIL!

Parker: ..

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Alex: well, at least i know how to this know. *puts hands together and an aura forms around one of his hands* whenever i touch something with this hand, it explodes into flames.

Kris: hey guys.

Alex: kris, want a high five?

Kris: sure. JESUS AAAA- *runs down to a pond*

Alex: that works.

Josh: thats all yo-

Alex: i also learned this. *flicks a spark up to josh and it forms into a heart, then fades*

Josh: aw. thanks!

Parker: woah-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Parker: now that you say it... *heads down with issac* hey alexxxxx

Alex: *glances at parker* heyo. whaddya need?

Parker: can i speak with you for a sec?

Alex: er- alright. nice to meet you ava- *goes over to the side with parker* whats up?

Parker: you were passed out on top of papers. we want to know what happened-

Alex: lets just say i was studying.

Parker: you? studying? ...

Josh: *pops his head out the window* yeah, i was surprised too. he's trying to learn some new skills with his fire.

Issac: hey, neat!

Josh: i said don't overwork yourself, y'know... : |

Alex: hey, i was determined.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: HELLLLLL NAHHHHHH *disappears*

Issac: *peeks down the street at alex and ava chatting* they seem to be getting along. anyways kill kr- ...where'd she go?

Parker: *runs back down the street and sits by issac* i think she went into one of the apartments. I heard a scream as i grabbed alex out of hibernation-

Issac: he was sleeping-?

Parker: it looked like he passed out by a bunch of papers. eh. probably stress?

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: hey, my fake shaking worked :)

Parker: "fake"? heh, I think you're still "fake" shaking.

Kris: uh- er- no I'm not :)

Parker: *slowly nods* sure.

Ava: heh. say, I don't think I've ever met your parents, Parker. may i-?

Parker: oh uhm- yeah, sure!
follow me! *dashes down the road*

Ava: alright then- *runs down with parker*

Parker: *looks back at ava* heh, whats wrong? cant keep up, old lady?

Ava: oh you're on ;)
*runs beside parker*

Issac: ...she really is a kid in an adults body-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: *hops in through the window and curls up into a ball on the ground*

Ava: ...get your ass back out there

Kris: and why should i?

Ava: *gives kris a stern look*

Kris: OKOK- *jumps of of the window and stares at the spider, too scared to run* ..........

Ava: this is sad to watch.

Kris: wha- THEN HELP ME!

Ava: *closes the blinds* thats better.

Kris: you son of a bitch-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: *shaking* ;-;

Parker: I've never actually seen her scared before

Ava: i think that's her embracing the cuteness of the spider. hey uhm, charlie was it? send the spider closer so kris can get a better look :)
*glances at creator* why thank you *does a quick bow*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR SPIDER FRANCIS?!

Ava: dunno, who the hell names their child kris?

Kris: ...I DONT NEED YOUR SARCASM-

Parker: it does look cute, though :)

Issac: you and i have a different view on cute

Parker: eh, you're cute. the spider's cute. cats... dogs...

Issac: i dont know saying im as cute as a spider is a compliment or an insult from you...

Parker: neither do i :)

Issac: very helpful

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: pfft. is it a spider? no small thing like that w- ...NOTSMALLNOTSMALLNOTSMALL *runs to the door of the house* AVA LET ME IN

Ava: let me think about it. *locks the door*

Kris: why did i hear a click

Ava: i dont know. just dont look behind you.

Kris: *turns, staring into the spider's eyes* SP-SP-SP-SP-SP- AVA LET ME IN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Ava: no can do. people are sleeping :)

Kris: you cant use that excuse it's FUCKING MID DAY

Ava: *shrugs and sits on a couch*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: welp, i tried.
im gonna just... stay far, FAR, away from there.

Parker: alright she's gone. she's really bad at storytelling-

Kris: WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A- *appears next to parker* hola muchacha.

Parker: ...it was issac.

Kris: *turns to issac* hasta luego :)

Issac: what-

Kris: *grabs his arm and starts to float straight up*

Ava: *peeking out of a window* what the-? OH HELL NO- *runs out with a hatchet and throws it at kris*

Kris: AH- *dodges and drops issac* shit.

Ava: ISSA-

Parker: *catches issac and hugs him* uhm... we good? no uh... no hard feelings, right?

Issac: yeah sure ;-;

Ava: *shrugs* that works. *walks back inside*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: *stares down at charlie* charlie drop the goddamn pencil. horrible things will happen if you use it. different entities will form even though you don't even mean to spawn them.

Parker: uhm... does that uh... work for every-?

Kris: ...yeah. why do you ask?

Parker: no reason :,)

Kris: ...*glances over into the woods and sees a few shadows walking towards them all* god damn you parker
*throws a knife at all of the shadows*

Parker: i didn't mean to-?

Kris: ...
jesus. I'll be right back, stay put. *appears next to creator while sitting down* sup. oh, our tool stuff was just a lie. I just didn't want her to cause chaos : |

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Ava: hey, thanks. I know the best ways to annoy people.
and remember, issac hates bees, so if he's ever being wild...you know what to do.

Parker: eh, i needed to get something fixed and she had to do something. the idiot left her paintbrush lying around soooo~

Issac: oh my- uh- smart move?

Parker: i know ;)

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