Issac: oh god I'm a target- *jumps back, flips forward and runs*

Parker: aren't you glad I taught you gymna-

Issac: not the time- ...but thanks. *hides behind a wall*

Parker: *jumps up and shoots rapidly at devil* NGAHHHHH

Kris: ..

(not me falling asleep in the airport)

Kris: hey, it worked :>
ok I'm gonna watch you both kill each other now. toodaloo~

Issac: ...
yeah how about we target her instead

Kris: I don't have a sensor dummy ;))

Issac: *shoots Kris in the eye*

Kris: OH GOD IM BLINDED WHATEVER SHALL I D- you thought ;)

Issac: thats cause I missed. *shoots one directly in her eye*

Kris: OH GOD IM BLINDED WHATEVER SHALL I DO *runs into a wall*

Issac: hey, it worke- *jumps* GAH- dammit Kris stop distracting me

Kris: *screams*

Issac: *ducks to dodge the attacks, jumps behind him, and shoots peter*

Kris: *appears by Peter* thou has fallen and lo-

Issac: kris I swear to god if you don't shut up I will make sure to blind you with this lazer gun

Parker: mhm! you too. *jumps back*

Issac: *dramatically does a salute and falls flat on his face* i... never should have done that-

Kris: thou has fallen and lost thy life
so thou rehabilitation ind-

Issac: shut up with your shakespeareian language-

Kris: hey, you wanted drama. you got it. now get up you're failing your team.

Issac: *gets up and starts shooting at devil and one blast from his other hand*

Issac: heh- oh god- can't save you now, Parker

Parker: AH- *tries to escape* eh. oh well.

Kris: you have two more lives
show the idiot who's boss ;))

Parker: uh- ok-?
*bolts after peter, hides behind a barrier and shoots at him from a few different directions and where he's gonna go*

Issac: *shoots at the ground so it gives him a jump* if this doesn't work- *while airborne, shoots at devil*

Issac: well thats all I can do. *sits behind a barrier reloading his weapon*

Parker: fool. I HAVE PLAYED DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! *dodges most of the shots but doesn't see the one behind her*

Issac: oh shoot- *shoots a small blast at the bullet and disappears along with his attack* that'll work.

Parker: oh! thanks issac-!
*runs and hides behind a wall under peter* ......wait-

Issac: woah- uh- *slides under a base then pips back out* eh- gotta fight at some point. *jumps onto the base's roof, bolts over to peter and shoots from above* looks like the turtle has come out of it's shell. cool.

Parker: *ducks* heh, at least you tried, Peter. *runs over to a wall and shoots at devil>

Issac: *shrugs* welp. I can already tell this is gonna be chaos. *takes a step to the side*

Parker: Issac they're obviously going to try to attack you again!

Issac: I need to save my energy- you know im weak.

Parker: oh god- just don't die? *runs over to peter and corners him and points the gun to his sensor* I'll give you a 10 second head start, bucko ;)

Kris: ALLLRIIIIGHTTTT CONTESTANTSSSS
rules of the game:
• no killing others (I don't feel like cleaning up ink)
• no throwing guns
• feel free to use items
• have fun :D
if you don't im gonna stab ya :D

Parker: ..

Issac: what the fu-

Kris: THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!

Kris: ALRIGHTYYYY
to save memory on my phone I'll make this quick

Parker: what-

Kris: *snaps and they're all in the lobby of a lazer tag arena*

Parker: oh. Issac I'm dragging you onto my team
We're gonna die together, mkay?

Issac: .....

Parker: thats the spirit! *drags Issac into a room to get the weapons*

Issac: pfft- one gun each? hah. what would they d-

Kris: *sounds an alarm in his ear*

Issac: OKAYOKAYONEGUN- I GOT IT-

Kris: L A Z E R _ T A G
tag players and bots to score points
blue team or red team

Parker: you play too many videog-

Kris: I literally made a video game to live in of course im obsessed

Parker: .. . Hm.

Issac: .......
whoops.

Parker: hey, hey- he's fine.

Issac: yeah, Alex is watching over him. making sure he's all good. if there's anything wrong, he'd tell us.

Parker: oh! hey charlie! glad you're good. oh uhm- you were just tired. you kinda fell asleep in a way-

Kris: nah you kinda got beaten to a pulp she just doesn't want you to remember some stuff B))

Parker: ..

Issac: *coming back from the house Josh is in and walks into the room* god, if he doesn't wake up soon, we might have to get him to some hospital-

Kris: I didn't make a hospital :|

Issac: ..wha-

Kris: I dunno man usually I'm able to fix this stuff

Issac: *facepalms*

Parker: i... I don't think anyone would forget what happened to him...
*takes a deep breath to calm herself* but hey look on the bright side. I'm sure he'll wake up soon.

Parker: ...ah- I'm assuming that's what Issac went to watch-
err... hopefully she uh... forgot what she was angry about. *looks at their house nervously*

Parker: *enters the room* hey guys- I had nothing else to do sooo... oh shoot is uh... Charlie ok?

Parker: hey uhm... I'm gonna go check on josh. he's been on my mind for a while... *walks over to the house and she's Alex asleep with josh* ...actually, they both seem fine.

Issac: *takes out his phone and calls ava* how dare you

Ava: *on the phone:* hey, she asked ;)

Kris: ..........
we are very interesting people

Parker: oh well- if he annoys anyone I know his weakness

Issac: oh really, what is it?

Parker: *walks over to a beehive and captures a bee* :)

Issac: oh my god-
uh
did she seriously-?

Parker: yup! how could you be afraid of something so little :D

Issac: ...your afraid of kris sooo

Parker: ..
thats different

Kris: ah yes. just like how they settled it in the 1800s
except it was with a few drunk men on the street, brawling it out like some super smash bros type shit

Parker: hm. pretty cool- wait how did Issac see it-?

Issac: im just sneaky : |

Parker: I uh... need to watch out

Kris: *falls over* damn. I see you have built up anger, my friend. how about we uhm... settle this over a cup of tea-?

Parker: *looks at alex bringing in josh* ...everything will be okay. I know it...
oh uhm- what are you writing, devil?