*hands them a cat in a hotdog outfit* enjoy. you should recommend me, i have wonderful service.

* alright, that'll be 1000g. y'know, plus tax and all.

lookin' good!

Oh my god i could not relate to the line "you dont wanna live but you dont wanna die"

Im gonna go check that one out rq

seruously though 😭
i don't know what it is about it but i kinda relate to the song ;-;

nope, not at all

Parker: oh wow- it looks much bigger on the inside, actually. *walks inside and looks around* woah.

Issac: *walks over to the whiteboard and draws something*

Kris: *turns it into a poop emoji*

Issac: ...god dammit kris

Parker: oh god not another-

Issac: parker, relax, it'll be fine. it just looks like some old rusted shed, how bad can it be

Kris: it can be bad. on many levels.

Issac: ..

have fun
im laying dead in my bed eating pretzles :,)

Parker: *walking out*

Issac: heh, well that was fun, wasn't it?

Parker: we almost died

Issac: yeah, we had fun :)

Parker: we almost killed version

Issac: we had fun :,)

Parker: and we-

Issac: f u n

V3: ...
just- nobody touch the crystals

Parker: wait why-?

V3: leah and i get power from them, along with a few other beings. if this dies, we die. understand?

Parker: oh my- uh- alright

V3: JESUS- *takes the crystal from devil, backs away, and puts it in a box formed with magic* ...
don't break the crystals- please-

V3: long story short, that's something that was used to torture the entities we faught off-
it makes them unconscious for a good 10 minutes till they die

Parker: ...
oh my.

right as my health teacher said 'limp' people were dying

Issac: ooo, perfect! *runs over and puts the crystal into the slot* huh. there's a switch next to it. *flicks the switch on*

V3: kid what the hell are you doi- *falls unconsciously*

Issac: oh shit- *flicks the switch back off*

V3: god my head is killing me.. dude. never flick that switch. I took that crystal out of a reason-

Issac: oh uhm- alright

oh please, this describes my whole period 7
"yo can I get a bite of that chip man?"
"nah but you can have a bite of this ass"
I'm scared for high school now ;-;

awe hell no a memory just came back
i overheard a conversation in my lunch room and all i hear is "bitch you're so far in the closet you're sucking duck in narnia" and then i heard an "ouch."
my school is pretty chill :,)

Issac: ..
what the- *picks up a loose crystal and looks at it* wow. Its pretty-

Parker: woah. do you think it's another challenge? this room seems chill...

Issac: err... i actually dont know? i guess we'll have to look for a slot

"it's just a pin with colors how bad can it be?"
yeah, not a lot of my frirnds are queer either
someone straight up asked how do gay weddings work 💀