happy birthday to youuuuuuu
happy birthday to youuuuuuuuu
happy birthday dear... errr... personnnnn
happy birthday to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(I am an amazing singer)

Kris: oH fiNe, take your files.

Alex: god you are persistent-

Kris: thank you :D

Alex: ...

Kris: I don't know what that wor-

Alex: of course you don't you failed 2nd grade

(i failed the all nighter)

Kris: ...
bitch im sendin' you to your dad- *looks at her wrist and a panel pops up with files on it*

Alex: KRIS- *throws a fireball at the panel to crash the system*

Kris: *appears behind devil* ...

Alex: ...errr-

Kris: 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑙. 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 t𝑜 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑊𝐼𝐿𝐿 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑖 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑖 𝑎𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 ʙᴇɢ 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ. 𝐴𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡, 𝑖 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒. 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏e 𝑏𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒, 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠. 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔.

Alex: kris what the fuck

Kris: .......*heavy breathing and then suddenly screams:* JESÚS QUE MIERDA ES ESA CRIATURA ASQUEROSA- JODETE DIABLO

V3: ..
what the hell was that

Alex: devil i think you should watch your back-

nah i just fall asleep at 12 in the morning and wake up at 3. I have an amazing sleep schedule

V3: hell yeah- *snaps and two hands open up a purple portal showing kris surrounded by spiders* let 'er rip

Kris: VERSION YOU BASTARD

V3: i love you too *closes the portal* alright she is both pissed and scared. mission: success.

V3: i dont think she's coming back any time soon.

Alex: ooo, what did you do to lock her in? some black magic spell?

V3: just messed with her mind, the bitch cant even walk right cause of 3 stupid spiders

Josh: oh god-

Josh: eh, nothing much. just... increasing their power of the crystal :>

Alex: ...
alright who is cleaning up kris' body after she's done and over with

Kris: eh. i dont need to listen to you. say adios to... errr... what relationship did you two have?

V3: ...friends?

Kris: BWAHAHAHAH YOU GOT FRIENDZONED PFFFFFT-

V3: ..*snaps and kris disappears* that's enough of kris for today

Kris: version is w e a k. and they barely care for people. here, lets see: *snaps and v3 is in front of her* yo can i kill leah?

V3: why-?

Kris: is that a yes

V3: no dude what the hell

Josh: *drags his finger across his palm* things are about to get interesting

Alex: if you just sent a nuke im leaving you

Josh: .............

Alex: ..

Josh: im joking, im joking.

Kris: shit. i guess i do need to do work for once.
julian chill it was just my totally fabulous drawing that i made of a snail that i named... what was his name?

Julie: bob.

Kris: right, bob the snail.

Julie: pfft- god she's an idiot

Kris: i- .........
welp leah is gone forever
g o o d

Julie: wait did they delete someone's-?

Kris: yes. i didn't have to do the dirty work after all.
wait but... if they deleted... NOOO :((

Julie: another person?

Kris: fredrik the snail will never be forgotten

Kris: oh god i knew i shouldn't have shown you how to dox- WAIT DEVIL DONT GIVE THEM THE INSPIRATION TO DELETE MY STUFF-
..wait now that i think about it im afraid of what they've seen

Alex: ...i-

Julie: *glances at his phone and swipes an image to the right* lookin good there with your selfi-

Alex: i give up- *throws the phone out the door*

Kris: ooo is this my chance to insult creator? :>>>>>>

Josh: thats... not a very-

Alex: you know what, yeah, it is kris. knock yourself out :D

Julie: i think they would do it for her- *snags alex's phone when he's not looking and sits* damn why do you have photos of-

Alex: hm? *glances back* wh-HEY! *flashbangs them with a flashlight for a split second and takes his phone back*

Kris: oh sweet i caused a minor argument
lets gooo

Josh: ...
we all are a mess in so many ways

Kris: n-

Josh: kris i swear to god if you say there are no problems with you-

Josh: here, I'll let you guys guess
A) made a creature by being clumsy and knocking chemicals together
B) almost upset the reactor
C) fire almost burned down something important
D) all of the above

Kris: ...
josh i am locking you out of the lab

Josh: you dont even know how to lock a locker-

Kris: ...

Kris: *sighs* god dammit not again- *walks out*
the hell?

Josh: ......

Kris: *snaps and walks back in the apartment complex holding josh by his head* alex i think you made a mistake marrying this man

Alex: ........*slowly shrugs*

Josh: i-

Julie: d r a m a ~

Alex: eh, diego has a point :>
anyone but you

Josh: *walking in and hugs alex* ......you love me right?

Alex: uhm- y-yeah?
wait
oh god what did you do

Josh: oh well nothing to worry about then see youuuu

Alex: josh what the hell happene- ...he's gone. guys if the world ends it's his fault : |

Julie: ...im scared they're gonna find out-

Kris: it's been years ever since bud

Julie: i'm just a mere teen i cant take on a group of people-

Kris: you arent gonna get rampaged idiot they probably forgot those low lifers

Julie: *shivers a little bit*

Kris: ...

Alex: hey, i dont set my self up for things, you all are just clever-

Julie: ...i-it's not like i wanted to kill them-
i didnt know how to control myself- magic is hard okay-?
it... was a while ago when i accidentally stabbed them-

Alex: hey, dude- dont work yourself up about it. err... everyone makes mistakes. hell, even i do.

Julie: pretty easy for you to make mistakes considering you are one

Alex: i no longer feel sympathy for you