Alex: actually id like for that to happen : |

Josh: what are you going through-?

Alex: :,)

Taylor: why is that deformed frog coming this way

Alex: they have summoned it.

Taylor: . . .

Alex: oh, this calls for an airhorn. *pulls out an airhorn but charlie is already gone* damn.

Parker: *running with issac up the street towards his home*

Issac: just uh... watch out for the thing

Parker: what thi- ...*stares at a poorly drawn frog* uh

Issac: kris refuses to erase it

Parker: did the frog just make a noise with a british accent-?

Issac: ...yup. *walks through the door*

Alex: yeah im not that kind of brother. *tosses her on a couch and sits next to her*

Taylor: you know i am going to get payback one day, right?

Alex: ...alright.

Parker: *walks through the door and falls on the floor* well now what

Issac: uh... here, follow me.

Parker: sure. *walks out with issac*

Josh: a trip to the murder dungeon, fun.

Alex: eh, probably just some generic spot-

Alex: *on the floor in a relaxed position* so what is this are you going to try to-

Taylor: *throws 15 fireballs at him at different times*

Alex: oh i see. *gets up as he dodges the fireballs and drags her back into the room* yeah she's pissed

Issac: what the hell just happened-

Taylor: *walks through the door and up to alex*

Alex: sup.

Taylor: *picks him up by the hood of his sweatshirt and walks out*

Alex: huh, i guess i am short.

Taylor: *closes the door*

Josh: ...yeah uh... im not grtting him out of that

Parker: *a faint scream saying: CRAP!*

Alex: thanks- eh, she'd probably say it when she's older. for now? oh the desire to kill me romes inside of her-

Alex: sure :D
*raises flames around him and appears in front of taylor* yo you two should kiss not gonna lie. *snaps a quick photo on his phone and lays back on the couch in the apartment* heh. perfect.

Parker: let me seeeeee

Alex: eh, why not. *gives parker his phone*

Parker: oh nic- *runs off with his phone*

Alex: ...

I did 5 this month because of a cold 😭

I think after that it's like "it hasn't always been like this" or something I dunno I need to relisten to the song for the 10th time

Parker: oh, I think i know how t-

Alex: *watches as Xavier slowly moves his hand onto taylor's*

Parker: I am magic ;)

Taylor: *doesn't look over but blushes* ..

Parker: success

Parker: *cough* i have a little trick up my sleeve. *walks out after changing into something new and hiding her face*

Alex: ...?

Parker: *runs towards the field and runs in front of the 2 and purposely falls*

Taylor: *quickly tries to help Parker up with Xavier* h-hey, are you... alright?

Parker: *gets up with a small scrape* yeah I think I'm good- sorry for interrupting your date. *runs back*

Taylor: woah it's not a- ...

Parker: well, that worked. long story short I showed both of them that they both care for kids well yada yada has a heart other stuff I dunno

Josh: *flicks something to push Taylor a little closer* welp I got nothing. let's see...

Taylor: o-oh- sorry. *slides a little bit over and blushes a bit*

Josh: ...maybe it did something.

Alex: eh, they're now talking. it's not like they're gonna have their first kiss sooooo what else-?

Parker: i-

Alex: Parker i think you are going to explode with all of your ideas

Parker: that'd be an interesting way to die. let's do it :D

Alex: ..

Parker: I'm jealous, I should have done that before- WHY CANT I THINK LIKE HERRRR

Issac: the amount of times I did this before we were a thing-

Parker: wait wha-

Alex: damn. too late to go back now. *draws something with flame on the ceiling*

Issac: *looks outside* well they're having a good time chatting- I'd say it's close. maybe. I'm not good with this stuff.

Parker: they're obviously having a good time and are 86% of the way there since-

Issac: we got it-

Taylor: *glances up and notices but doesn't move away* .....

Alex: eh, they seem like they're having a good conversation.
...she seriously invited him to study together for school-

Parker: hey, it's smart. it's the least thing he'd expect as like a love thing and she just wants to be with him for a little bit.

Alex: yeah I don't know anything about this stuff. *accidently flicks a spark at the ceiling* ........nobody tell her

Alex: eh, let's see where they head to then we can get ideas. *accidentally drops the airhorn*

Parker: AHH- ..

Issac: hey look you're awake

Parker: are we annoying someone

Issac: yeah, kinda.

Parker: *jumps up in the most upbeat attitude* hell yeah!

Alex: ...oh, they're just heading into an open field.

Taylor: *sits on the bench with him*

Alex: alright guys think

"do a flip"

Taylor: *walking outside and meets up with someone*

Alex: *glances out the window* ...

Taylor: *walks off with him*

Alex: ah. alright folks: airhorn, fire, or a push

Josh: ...

Alex: yeah I know you want to choose push Josh dont lie ;)

Josh: uh-

oh yeah that, alright

Alex: heh, I would love to get these two together with you all :>

Taylor: *groans and puts her head back* please...dont.

Alex: no promises~

Taylor: *checks her phone, puts it in her pocket and stands up* im gonna go get some air. and escape from that idiot- *points at alex and walks out*

Alex: : |
so anyways we are basically gremlin versions of cupid. got it.

wait what collab I have bad memory 😭