How can I go to hell if I'm holy. ..

Oh my goodness ...

Ok great joke but what??

You want me to go in heaven?

What's wrong with a nun?

What happen if I got infected by you?

Who? That was my friend Luke, I apologize, he has mental illness ...

I mean that's your choice again

What

What if I touch you

Ok that's your choice not mine ...

Okay

But that's very unholy and bad

Lying was a sin ... I want to help you to avoid doing su!c!de, and that was the only thing I can do to help and make you feel better

Okay

I'm gonna create a Try not to laugh Contest, you can join if you want I will already add you, I apologize about my friend Luke, he's very annoying irl, he always said he wants to die, he has mental illness ... As a friend I just make him happy as I can, very sorry of what happened

Just add (Member of Holy Club💒) on your username, God bless you

Hello I am Mallory and you can join my church if you want

Not gonna lie you are way better than me, you should be proud of yourself, God bless you

Peach, I will never forgive you ...