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Oh really? I have this weird bruise on my arm, what might that be?
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At least we will be able to make it out alive in a survival situation
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Yโall city folk always relaying on them dang phones ๐ค
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Do you not know the lay out of this town?
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Alright what do we do then? *devious raccoon hand rub*
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Oh- *that child gets obliterated* we getting something to eat or nah?
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*stands there nonchalantly with no effect from explosion*
Okay :(
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As long as you pay. I got no moolah
*chucks the metal pipe behind me where it explodes again*
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*picks up metal pipe that still humming due to fall.*
No harm done ๐๐
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*a metal pipe falls out before exploding on impact and destroying our ear drums*
Itโs got a little kick
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The economy is rough gang
*the ketchup packets landed on my face*
I donโt even like ketchup
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I gotโฆ. Uhhh ketchup in the sink. You know? The little packets
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*gets up*
I got nothing in there but a missing person burger from the place down the block
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*falls back*
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
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Alright uhhh
*im sat*
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