Oh really? I have this weird bruise on my arm, what might that be?

At least we will be able to make it out alive in a survival situation

Y’all city folk always relaying on them dang phones 🤠

Do you not know the lay out of this town?

Alright what do we do then? *devious raccoon hand rub*

Oh- *that child gets obliterated* we getting something to eat or nah?

*stands there nonchalantly with no effect from explosion*

Okay :(

As long as you pay. I got no moolah

*chucks the metal pipe behind me where it explodes again*

*picks up metal pipe that still humming due to fall.*

No harm done 😄👍

*a metal pipe falls out before exploding on impact and destroying our ear drums*

It’s got a little kick

The economy is rough gang

*the ketchup packets landed on my face*

I don’t even like ketchup

I got…. Uhhh ketchup in the sink. You know? The little packets

*gets up*

I got nothing in there but a missing person burger from the place down the block

*falls back*

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Alright uhhh

*im sat*

Do you just want to do like a serious one or just one for the giggles?

Alright

Nice knowing you brochacho

Ooooo lore

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